My wife is cooler than your significant other

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 23, 2005, 8:52 pm

I just received an early Christmas gift. I got the Anakin Force FX Lightsaber woot.

Okay I must admit to geekiness but damn http://www.toynk.com/catalog/anakin_for ... 035755.htm to anyone other than a Star Wars hater, these things are mucho sweet. I give them my glowing heh recommendation.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » December 23, 2005, 9:02 pm

Ya, I guess my wife is uncool

Drolgin Steingrinder · December 23, 2005, 9:19 pm

sorry, my SO is a member of the Committee of All That Is Cool In The World. Besides, Anakin is a wuss!

The lightsaber is cool though...

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » December 23, 2005, 10:30 pm

My wife got me the same one. But it scares my 19 month old daughter....that, and it looks kind of cheesy to actually have on display in my house...so it sits in my closet

She also got me this a few weeks ago for one of my birthday gifts. Kind of a gag gift...but I have mentioned how funny it would be to have one and pull it out at the most inappropriate time...

My wife may not be cool...but she is smart and hot

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 23, 2005, 10:42 pm

Heh cute wallet, as Dane Cook would say It is a BAMF, if you will.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 23, 2005, 11:01 pm

Bring it on!

Cool gifts in this thread.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » December 24, 2005, 3:15 am

My husband has the Anakin one, and we bought the Mace one (aka the purple pimp stick) for one of our friends, and the other friend got the red one (Vader's).

miir · Post by **miir** » December 24, 2005, 3:36 am

LOL yuo star warz nerdz!

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » December 24, 2005, 10:16 am

I'm a totally cool wife!!

me and my in-laws all chipped in and got my hubby this telescope for Christmas:

Plus, i got him his own star through Starregistry.com. Yes, I know it's novelty - but it's COOL!

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » December 24, 2005, 11:53 am

Very cool!!! Reflector > Refractor....great choice!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 24, 2005, 12:32 pm

Coatlicue [KoE] wrote:I'm a totally cool wife!! me and my in-laws all chipped in and got my hubby this telescope for Christmas:

Plus, i got him his own star through Starregistry.com. Yes, I know it's novelty - but it's COOL!

Yeas Coatie, you are a cool wife!

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » December 25, 2005, 3:29 pm

My significant other is YOUR wife.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » December 25, 2005, 6:08 pm

My signifigant other is YOUR mother.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 25, 2005, 8:59 pm

Noysyrump, my wife may have married down, but she would not go that low.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 28, 2005, 4:23 pm

NERDS!!!!

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » December 28, 2005, 4:30 pm

Coatie buys Xuners a telescope so he can peak at other nekkid wimmenz? That IS cool: just tell Xuners-teh-Peeping-Gnome to be careful: there are some people he doesn't wanna see nekkid...

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » December 28, 2005, 6:02 pm

what the fuck do you do with that thing? swing it around and scare the neighbor's cat or perhaps create your own little star wars video fighting off imaginary whateverthefucks

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » December 28, 2005, 8:15 pm

Chidoro wrote:what the fuck do you do with that thing? swing it around and scare the neighbor's cat or perhaps create your own little star wars video fighting off imaginary whateverthefucks

I like to hold mine and pretend it is my penis. Then I walk up to my wife while she is in bed and turn it on while saying, "Anne, I am your father" in my Darth Vader voice.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 28, 2005, 11:59 pm

Chidoro wrote:what the fuck do you do with that thing? swing it around and scare the neighbor's cat or perhaps create your own little star wars video fighting off imaginary whateverthefucks

I could approach this from three angles, one is that it is a replica and cool to Star Wars fan, which I was if I can ignore Ewoks and the Prequels, it is cool to a tech geek because the EL system was simple yet the first really decent lightsaber replica put together, or I could ignore all that and point out that I collect swords, and to be honest it will be a neat toy to add to real blades or that I have study sword fighting styles from SCA level up to actual fencing and I am an admitted geek ( but in case you haven't heard, Geeks get all the Girls) or just say to hell with it, it makes as much sense as any figurine, wall hanging, toy, knicknack etc that was given this Christmas.

The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite. They, I would give the real answer to, to you I will say that I like things like this, like some of the so called men on this board like prowrestling, except this is much less homoerotic.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » December 29, 2005, 9:11 am

Kylere wrote:The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite.

Tell the truth, you're just going to swing it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 29, 2005, 11:34 am

The bad guys use the red-painted broomsticks.

En garde, good guys!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 29, 2005, 9:47 pm

Chidoro wrote:
Kylere wrote:The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite.

Tell the truth, you're just going to swing it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination

Only for the first 2 hours, since then I limit myself to 15 minutes every 12 hours of swinging it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » December 30, 2005, 12:41 am

Kylere wrote:
Chidoro wrote:
Kylere wrote:The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite.

Tell the truth, you're just going to swing it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination
Only for the first 2 hours, since then I limit myself to 15 minutes every 12 hours of swinging it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination.

Mazel Tov! We have progress!