Tucker Carlson, telling it like it is??

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » December 20, 2005, 11:39 pm

or just talking out of his ass...

http://mediamatters.org/items/200512160012

Frankly, I hope NBC fires him.

Sirton · Post by **Sirton** » December 20, 2005, 11:58 pm

I do too..hes an idiot....stupid ass bow tie..never liked him..

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 21, 2005, 12:24 am

its been downhill for him ever since ~~john stewart owned him on his show~~ he was born

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » December 21, 2005, 12:25 am

Third, Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada.

Where as the US is like that one molester uncle:

Chris Rock wrote: You got your molester uncle.

Everybody's got that one molester uncle.

Your mama's like, ''Where them kids at?''

-''They're with Johnny.''
-''Get them kids!

''Hurry up, get them kids!
Don't leave them with your Uncle Johnny!''

Later on, you get molested,
your mama get mad at you.

''That's what you get.

''Hanging around fucking Johnny.
l told you about that shit!

''Now walk it off!''

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 21, 2005, 4:01 am

I wholy support the USA ceasing all relations with Canada. Enjoy the domino effect of fucking yourself over with the rest of the world if that happens!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 21, 2005, 9:46 am

Hey I support Canadian relations, if you watch all the 80's teen movies, you know that those canadian bitches are easy. (please note this is tongue-in-cheek)

Tucker is a stupid fucker. Republicans like him made me a Libertarian, and democrats like most of the ones here keep me one!

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » December 21, 2005, 10:27 am

You're Libertarian?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 21, 2005, 12:52 pm

that's the most sense i've ever heard him make

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » December 21, 2005, 4:17 pm

Tucker Carlson is, at best, a poor caricature of a political pundit... if he was better he might actually be a little funny. At the same time, Canadians have to admit this wouldn't even be on the radar if Martin the Moron hadn't tried to score some political points by starting shit over chastising the US on Kyoto/emissions (which we have been doing worse with even if we did sign the stupid accord)... but American bashing is always good for a couple % in Ontario when the Liberals are falling off in the polls.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » December 21, 2005, 7:57 pm

Lynks wrote:You're Libertarian?

In the same way that Eric Idle was a woman in Life of Brian.

Call me Loretta.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » December 21, 2005, 8:13 pm

I have to say, I'm elated at the response to this whole thing from both americans and candians; that being complete disinterest.

Paul Martin and Tucker Carlson are waving their dicks at each other trying to get attention? Fuck that. The Simpsons are on.

Those jerkoffs are trying to stir up shit. Martin's trying to stand up to the big bad US to buy votes from kneejerk hippies

, and Tucker is pissed because everyone's bored with pundits crapping on the french, and he needs his name in the headlines again.

I'd like to see the two get in a slapfight, and get it over with. My bet's on Carlson. He can't do any damage with those lillywhite chicken arms, but Martin will get tired and pass out first.