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Hey Noel

/One finger salute
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I guess it's true. The truth does hurt. Classless sewage is what you are.
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Just curious, but by saluting does that make him your superior?
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noel wrote:I guess it's true. The truth does hurt. Classless sewage is what you are.
And that's a surprise to whom?
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JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGHBELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOO

WHAT LOVELY WHETHER FOR A SLEIGHRIDE TOGETHER WITH YOU!!!
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Voronwe likes to have his starfish ring-ting-tingled.
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Masteen kissed me under my Mistletoe beltbuckle
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Voronwë wrote:Masteen kissed me under my Mistletoe beltbuckle
Liar, you got me drunk on O'Douls and raped me!
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I sat on Santa's lap and asked for a bottle of Chloroform, a box of duct tape, and a 5 gallon squirt pump of wesson oil
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Voronwë wrote:I sat on Santa's lap and asked for a bottle of Chloroform, a box of duct tape, and a 5 gallon squirt pump of wesson oil
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....








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Voronwë wrote:I sat on Santa's lap and asked for a bottle of Chloroform, a box of duct tape, and a 5 gallon squirt pump of wesson oil
This put me in a giggle fit at work. BRILLIANT! :twisted:
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can't stop laughing either, plus your avatar Bubba is priceless
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noel wrote:I guess it's true. The truth does hurt. Classless sewage is what you are.
Better then the Cyber rapist you are.
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Want to see some REAL biker boyz?

http://www.shot4shotmc.com/home.htm

The shitty part about that...I know those guys.
I feel gayer and dumber everytime I see that site.
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Cartalas wrote:
noel wrote:I guess it's true. The truth does hurt. Classless sewage is what you are.
Better then the Cyber rapist you are.
YOU'RE RIGHT DUDE! I AM. AND I AM RAPING YOU WITH EVERY REPLY!
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noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
noel wrote:I guess it's true. The truth does hurt. Classless sewage is what you are.
Better then the Cyber rapist you are.
YOU'RE RIGHT DUDE! I AM. AND I AM RAPING YOU WITH EVERY REPLY!

Remember I know why you quit Eq I guess when you profess your love in a game and get shot down it hurts?
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Cartalas wrote:Hey Noel

/One finger salute
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You could have made that link work, Sarg. You're such a noob!
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Cartalas wrote:Remember I know why you quit Eq I guess when you profess your love in a game and get shot down it hurts?
AND NOW I'M HAPPILY MARRIED AND that is all WATER under the BRIDGE.

At least I'm not a coward who can't sack up enough to post his own picture because I'm a white trash/no class loser. ZING!
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Sylvus wrote:You could have made that link work, Sarg. You're such a noob!
FIXED IT HAPPY K?!
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I'm so much happier now.
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One, comparitively tame, observation about karma and it spawns two pages of flaming and a child thread.

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noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Remember I know why you quit Eq I guess when you profess your love in a game and get shot down it hurts?
AND NOW I'M HAPPILY MARRIED AND that is all WATER under the BRIDGE.

At least I'm not a coward who can't sack up enough to post his own picture because I'm a white trash/no class loser. ZING!
You must of found one on another game, Just think if it werent for the internet you would be alone.
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Cartalas wrote:You must of found one on another game, Just think if it werent for the internet you would be alone.
Incorrect!

Of course, you must be used to that by now. You've been incorrect your entire life. No pics yet? Need someone here to explain how to use a digital camera?
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I'm going to make millions by creating a Cartalas-bot and selling licenses to other message boards. Every online community needs someone to spew senseless shit in random directions.
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noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:You must of found one on another game, Just think if it werent for the internet you would be alone.
Incorrect!

Of course, you must be used to that by now. You've been incorrect your entire life. No pics yet? Need someone here to explain how to use a digital camera?
You didnt meet her in game? Wow! Im impressed not many men marry hookers they pick up on the street. Im soory Noel I missed judged you helping the homeless like that. Or maybe you helped out the Russian economy and got you one of those mail order brides.
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Cartalas wrote:You didnt meet her in game? Wow! Im impressed not many men marry hookers they pick up on the street. Im soory Noel I missed judged you helping the homeless like that. Or maybe you helped out the Russian economy and got you one of those mail order brides.
Sometimes I want to flame you, but I can't because I'm laughing too hard at your nonsensical replies.
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Ooooooh I just got an idea! My Cartalas-bot could be used for education, too! You know, "correct this sentence so it becomes English"?

I'll be richer than someone who's quite rich indeed!
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noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:You didnt meet her in game? Wow! Im impressed not many men marry hookers they pick up on the street. Im soory Noel I missed judged you helping the homeless like that. Or maybe you helped out the Russian economy and got you one of those mail order brides.
Sometimes I want to flame you, but I can't because I'm laughing too hard at your nonsensical replies.
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noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:You must of found one on another game, Just think if it werent for the internet you would be alone.
Incorrect!

Of course, you must be used to that by now. You've been incorrect your entire life. No pics yet? Need someone here to explain how to use a digital camera?
Now I'm pretty sure everyone (even retard-boy Cartalas) has friends outside of online games.

I'm really not quite sure what is wrong with meeting someone online. How is that really any different from meeting someone at a bar, in rehab, in a mental hospital, via 'speed dating' or at the county fair?

I've got a few friends who met thier current boyfriend/girlfriend through a 'dating service' and they aren't the least bit embarrased about it.

Ten years ago I met my fiancee though my friend Susan who I met online almost 12 years ago.
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My wife is a former coworker I met while working as a resident engineer at UCLA.
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You might have to explain what UCLA is to Cartalas.
I have a feeling he's not very familiar with schools and school names.
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I'll post a picture of my wife and I as soon as Cartalas posts a picture himself and his little tub of joy.
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biker mice from mars
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I still dont understand this constant harping on RL looks.
It's not like any of you are on the cover of cosmo or are modeling for a living.
You're fat, you're bald, you're hot, you're ugly, you're skinny, you're pale.
So what?
The only thing we see that is ugly is for most people is their personality online, perhaps trying to facelift that before going on a looks diatribe would be better.
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noel wrote:I'll post a picture of my wife and I as soon as Cartalas posts a picture himself and his little tub of joy.

Dont need a pic pal I got a lot of them, Go to http://www.crackwhores.com your wife is on page 3.
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is that her next to your mother on the gazebo?

oh...
oh......
oh........
FACEMASK?!?!?!??!?!?!??
SHAZAM!
BURN
OH THE BURN
OH CAN YOU FEEL THAT
CAN YOU FEEL THE RAZORBURN
OH ITS SO HOT ITS COLD
YOU JUST GOT FREEZERBURNED
HOW ABOUT SOME PREPERATION H FOR THAT MASSIVE ASS BURN
OH DAMN
I MEAN DAMN
YOU JUST GOT FACED.
FACE!
OOOH FACE
HOLY SHIT FACE!
DIE IN THE FACE WITH THE ULTIMATE TSUNAMI WALL OF WATER OWNAGE
HOLY HELL YOU JUST GOT BURNED SO BAD YOU ACTUALLY DIED IRL AND ARE READING THIS AS A GHOST - THE DAWNING COMPREHENSION THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY DEAD NOW IS SLOWLY SHOWING ON YOUR FACE AS YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN OWNED THIS BAD EVER ITS LIKE BEING JESUS AND DYING AND BEING RESSURECTED ONLY NOT TO BE THE SAVIOR BUT TO BE THE END RESULT OF ULTIMATE OWNAGE.
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miir wrote:You might have to explain what UCLA is to Cartalas.
I have a feeling he's not very familiar with schools and school names.
I know what UCLA is University of Cock Loves Araunil.
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you just know he spent the past 4 hours coming up with that one.
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Considering your tendencies toward stalking, I'm guessing 'University of Cartalas Loves Aranuil' is more accurate.
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OH AND THE ATOMIC KNEEDROP BURNS KEEP COMING
CARTALAS DONT GO OUT INTO THE SUN YOU MAY GET A SUNBURN!.
THIS IS MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERBURN
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Sylvos wrote:OH AND THE ATOMIC KNEEDROP BURNS KEEP COMING
CARTALAS DONT GO OUT INTO THE SUN YOU MAY GET A SUNBURN!.
THIS IS MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERBURN
Stop holding back, Sylvos.
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I must...hold ... in..... the .....power..of........THE BURN or all is LOST!
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I love this 3 people that have me on ignore are responding.
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He's trying to IGNORE THE BURN!
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hey sylvos, all that jizz on cartalas has made a FACEMASK
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Zamtuk wrote:hey sylvos, all that jizz on cartalas has made a FACEMASK
UNLEASH THE BURN!!!!1
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Cartalas wrote:I love this 3 people that have me on ignore are responding.
Ignore just allows me to filter you out when I'm not in the mood to try and decipher a point out of your mindless ramblings. I do admit that sometimes I enjoy it. I liken it to a modern anthropologist attempting to decipher the writings of a prehistoric man. Then I remember that the prehistoric man's writings probably makes more sense. :(
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NOEL WITH THE PREHISTORIC BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU FEEL THAT JURASSIC FACEMASK CARTALAS?????
OMG YOU GOT OWNED LIKE THE DINOSAURS, YOU CAN FEEL THE PANGEA EFFECT ALL UP IN YO ASS!!!!



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Fantastic!
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