hey guys how was your morning

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 11, 2005, 12:22 pm

i had to get gas this morning and i washed my windshield and then when i got back in my truck i noticed that there was all this black shit from my tires or something on my pants and i didn't know how it got there but good golly i was angry because i had to go home and put on new pants fuck gas stations how was your morning?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 11, 2005, 1:22 pm

You pump your own gas? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA WOOOO

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 11, 2005, 1:39 pm

i am eating a chorizo egg and cheese burrito with extra hot salsa so you can't rain on my parade

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 11, 2005, 1:52 pm

I have no breakfast burrito, so you win.

Yall got Mexicans out there in the desert? Lucky bastards.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » November 11, 2005, 2:07 pm

we have more Mexicans for we are Mexico but have 1337 beta app'd into the US to get oil and army bases and now we're gonna take over the rest of the US cuz they're all really just English prissy men and now that we have half of Louisianna in Texas we have enough people to start the war we're taking out Oklahoma first because we always hate those cowboy posers and AZ can come with us if they want cuz they're cool but not Cali cuz they can't handle tequilla.

damn the man, viva la resistance, free salsa - bring your own tortilla chips.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 11, 2005, 2:15 pm

That's cool. Please drop some burritos off here if you get a chance. Said burritos must be from Santa Barbara though.

It ain't easy finding excellent food up here.

(except for Sylvos's BBQ ribs)

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » November 11, 2005, 2:24 pm

Sylvos's ribs may be good but if you have yet to taste Sylvus's succulant breasts and thighs with honey glaze you are missing out Stragi needs three things for x-mas squeegy extension shorter truck and darker pants I will secret santa his ass and then he wont be late for work

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 11, 2005, 2:40 pm

acutally i was earlier than normal for work because it's veteran's day and there was like zero traffic but i appriciate it!

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 11, 2005, 2:46 pm

i am sick. probably avian bird flu

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » November 11, 2005, 6:06 pm

i am sick. probably avian bird flu

Quit whining and die already

Fash · Post by **Fash** » November 11, 2005, 7:57 pm

de vorige nacht was pret ik naar een overleg met 2 meisjes van het werk 1 heb werkelijk grote borsten ging en ik wilde hen raken

deze posten door stragi zijn werkelijk vrolijk. breng het verbod

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 11, 2005, 8:11 pm

Shaerra wrote:Sylvos's ribs may be good but if you have yet to taste Sylvus's succulant breasts and thighs with honey glaze you are missing out Stragi needs three things for x-mas squeegy extension shorter truck and darker pants I will secret santa his ass and then he wont be late for work

Welcome back.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 11, 2005, 11:22 pm

Shaerra, I am not so sure I want to know about Sylvus's man-boobs.

Post by **Sylvus** » November 12, 2005, 1:11 am

Hey wait, what?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » November 12, 2005, 1:42 am

succulant

just a fun word to say, really.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 12, 2005, 2:24 am

...and Zam knows his nipples...

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 12, 2005, 5:30 am

THE OFFENDING PARTY

Drolgin Steingrinder · November 12, 2005, 6:09 am

gb2fyad~

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 12, 2005, 2:55 pm

hay nice taco!

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » November 14, 2005, 2:24 am

Nice truck.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » November 14, 2005, 12:01 pm

I got a ticket on a military installation because I passed a vehicle on a straight away, never getting over 55 mph, but there was a tank trail that intersected the road and the yellow line was solid because of the "danger"... or so I was told.

Monday morning, I got up earlier than usual, was in a good mood... and that screwed it up right off the bat.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 14, 2005, 2:10 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:gb2fyad~

lisa needs braces