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Looks like it will be a fun movie.
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I think the Xbox 360 will have a Kong game to go along with this.
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King Kong remake will destroy Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake.
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Who's playing Kong this time around? Cedrick "The Entertainer"?

On a serious note...it looks damn good. I have much man love for Jack Black.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Who's playing Kong this time around? Cedrick "The Entertainer"?
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Sylvus wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Who's playing Kong this time around? Cedrick "The Entertainer"?
er...
Yeah, sylvus, I know...

To dispel any "black man plays giant primate" stereotypes, Andy Serkis of Gollum fame is doing the mocap for King Kong. He's also got a part in the movie as Lumpy the Cook or some shit.
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Jackson must have some pretty hardcore confidence in this one. How many remakes will this make it, three? I remember at least one remake from the 70s...
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Dregor Thule wrote:
Sylvus wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Who's playing Kong this time around? Cedrick "The Entertainer"?
er...
Yeah, sylvus, I know...

To dispel any "black man plays giant primate" stereotypes, Andy Serkis of Gollum fame is doing the mocap for King Kong. He's also got a part in the movie as Lumpy the Cook or some shit.
Nah wasn't about that. LOL

It was about how Cedric stars in Re-Makes all the time.
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yeah he does remakes all the time. the honeymooners and...
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kyoukan wrote:yeah he does remakes all the time. the honeymooners and...
Back to School, Charlotte's Web..

Still, I had the same reaction as others who posted. For a guy who many blame to be racist you'd think he'd be a little more careful on choice of words.
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Mawafu wrote:
kyoukan wrote:yeah he does remakes all the time. the honeymooners and...
Back to School, Charlotte's Web..

Still, I had the same reaction as others who posted. For a guy who many blame to be racist you'd think he'd be a little more careful on choice of words.
Youd think so. But since I know I am not and also don't care what people who don't know me say about me, I will continue to speak freely and honest.
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Mawafu wrote:
kyoukan wrote:yeah he does remakes all the time. the honeymooners and...
Back to School, Charlotte's Web..
Those haven't come out yet. Both are still in production actually.
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Cedrick shouldnt even be making movies. I cant believe people think this guy is funny. He almost fucking ruined the original kings of comedy.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Youd think so. But since I know I am not and also don't care what people who don't know me say about me, I will continue to speak freely and honest.
honest? you spew racist garbage and then come back with some weaksauce excuse (yeah cedrice the entertainer is the fucking king of remakes) and then say you are being honest?
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Anyways....

When I heard he was remaking King Kong, I was like oh noooo not another fucking King Kong. Enough already....But after seeing that trailer...hmm, I don't know, it looks pretty cool.
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Looks to me like they just remade Jurassic Park 2. Then again, King Kong was the original story, I've just never really seen any of the kong movies.
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Jessica Lange was hot in a slutty kind of way in the 1976 version of King Kong. I would have liked to have seen a pr0n remake of that movie.
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king dong?

anyways, trailer looked pretty cool. i like the stylelized look of the movie, and the casting looks interesting.

it definitely looks to be a fresh take on something which to me is not a particularly compelling original.
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I still like my idea of casting Jack Black AS King Kong.
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Classy Midnyte, real classy.
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The trailer looks badass certainly--a remake, yeah, but still a fresh look with all new techie advancements to expand the idea.

As far as King Kong himself--I am thinking Tony Gwynn--wow! What a porker he is now!! :D
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Nick wrote:Classy Midnyte, real classy.
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Dregor Thule wrote:
Sylvus wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Who's playing Kong this time around? Cedrick "The Entertainer"?
er...
Yeah, sylvus, I know...

To dispel any "black man plays giant primate" stereotypes, Andy Serkis of Gollum fame is doing the mocap for King Kong. He's also got a part in the movie as Lumpy the Cook or some shit.
damn, you will go out of your way to find any excuse to attack midnyte...looks pretty fucking desperate when to try to fabricate a racist comment out of every post he makes, and I thought the godamned conservatives were judgmental :roll:

nice to see adrian brody playing a major role in a decent looking movie, hes one of the most talented and versatile actors out there right now imo
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Holy crap I was able to read that post! Mavis Beacon earned every penny she got from you.
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I'm pretty surprsied they actually showed Kong in the trailer. Even if you have an idea of what to expect, the surprise of seeing it larger than life in this day and age of technology is usually the status quo.

That being said, it certainly looks interesting.
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I think the story has been played to death. The only redeeming factor for me is that Jack Black is in it. That may make it worth a rental if not a download.
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Im more of a naomi fan myself. 8)
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http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbc ... 03002/1023

4 stars from Ebert. Didn't really have an interest in it but sounds interesting from the review so will get around to watching it eventually.
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It's not just Ebert, apparently a lot of critics are going gaga over the film.

I had no interest in seeing this in the theater as I hate sitting through 3 hour movies. I may have to break down and sit through this one now though.
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I've heard people say Kong needs to make 500 million just to break even.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I've heard people say Kong needs to make 500 million just to break even.
Well the production budget was $207 million. Not sure where the other $300 million would come from 'just to break even'. Obviously there is additional costs such as advertising and all (unless that's already included in the budget total) but I think that $500 million figure is too high.
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I've been told that Peter Jackson acquired the original 1930's script and did the movie according to that original script.
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Aslanna wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I've heard people say Kong needs to make 500 million just to break even.
Well the production budget was $207 million. Not sure where the other $300 million would come from 'just to break even'. Obviously there is additional costs such as advertising and all (unless that's already included in the budget total) but I think that $500 million figure is too high.
Apparently that extra 300 million is made up of promotional costs, plus Peter Jakcson is due to get some sicko number like 20% of the gross. Prolly just rumors though.
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marketing and promotions is factored into the budget of a movie.
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Runtime: 187 min

Um...over 3 hours long!!! wtf! Did they like say, fuck editing, lets get this shit out the door?!?!?
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You only edit when there's bad scenes to take out.

And what the hell, some of you are acting like it's surprising to see a 3 hour movie. Welcome to Peter Jackson's world. Newsflash, he did 3 major 3+ hour movies over the last few years. Lord of the something.. maybe you heard of them?
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Not true. Movies are VERY often editted down for length. Look at Lotr for example, plenty of good scenes were taken out. Why? The movie was too fucking long. Not many people are going to sit through a 4 hour movie.
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Not many people are going to sit through a 4 hour movie.

My crystal ball of common sense says you'll be proven astronomically wrong when the box office takes are posted.

The reason these epic blockbusters are edited down is because it effects how many viewings per day, per theater, the film can be shown. This effects $$$$$ and that is why studio execs often push the producer for cuts.
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valryte wrote:Runtime: 187 min

Um...over 3 hours long!!! wtf! Did they like say, fuck editing, lets get this shit out the door?!?!?
Doesn't really sound like what they said at all.
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Personally I have no problem sitting through a three+ hour movie if it's good.
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Kong movie instructions:

-don't drink anything starting one hour before the movie
-buy your tickets, grab your seats and then make sure all members of your viewing party get to the bathroom starting ten minutes before the movie begins. This may mean missing previews.
-cross your legs around the 160 minute mark and hope for the best
-be sure your movie theater has adequate bathroom facilities for the mad rush after the movie ends.

They should start charging per minute for movies. Some movies out there don't even last 90 minutes. They should be half price!

I like 3 hour movies. Braveheart, Gladiator, etc etc.
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I'm not sure why anyone is surprised this is 3 hours long. It is a Peter Jackson movie after all.

Shit, the man actually puts out Extended Editions of films that were over 3 hours long in the theathrical release.
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OH MAH GAWD IT WAS AMAZING
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And what the hell, some of you are acting like it's surprising to see a 3 hour movie. Welcome to Peter Jackson's world. Newsflash, he did 3 major 3+ hour movies over the last few years. Lord of the something.. maybe you heard of them?
Don't be such an ass. There is a big difference between LOTR and King Kong. Saying it's ok for King Kong is like saying, it's ok to make a 3 hour movie about Godzilla. Come on....

Anyways....I'm still looking forward to seeing it, my opinion still stands that I don't see how King Kong has to possibly be 3 hours, maybe he'll convince me when I see it Friday. I seriously doubt it takes that long to tell the story on film. Unlike, LOTR which even at 3 hours each, still leaves a lot out. Gawd, like I have to explain this cause some idiot can't tell the difference between LOTR and King Kong...
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this movie was around 40 minutes too long :P
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Initial character development phase of the movie ran a little long, if you are a member of the ritilin generation. I think that vewing the movie as a whole, it was time well spent because you actually gave a shit about the characters and had emotional attachment to what was going on, unlike just about any Jurrasic Park or other typical short attention span hack job. I can't say as there is anything I would choose to remove from the movie except the whole insect and leech scene. There are things they could have built on, like the natives and the nature of the island itself, that they obviously cut back on. I am willing to sit through a long movie that makes good use of its time, but the money men in hollywood want 90 minute cliche fests that make bank. Hopefully movies like this one will reverse the trend that 80s style movie making did to the industry.

If you go into this movie expecting a monster movie, you are going to be dissapointed. The action is there and its excellent, but this movie is a carefully paced tribute to film noir, with the special effects taking a back seat to the story and the emotional impact on the characters. If you went in expecting to see an old style classic hollywood movie with a strong buildup, you won't be dissapointed. The acting is excellent and the feel of the movie is spot on, especially the 1930s new york atmosphere. As a remake, its probably the single best remake I have ever seen, hands down. I think that the only movies this year that compare to it are Batman Begins and Walk the Line. A lot of how you view this movie will depend on how short your attention span is and whether you prefer story to effects, however.
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Fucking AMAZING movie. I agree that it's probably the single best remake ever. It didn't seem too long to me at all. All the extra time allowed for more character developement for the main characters, including Kong, as well as adding depth to Skull Island. The CGI for Kong himself is so fucking amazing- every emotion is perfectly expressed so that you can see the humanity with in him.

IMO it is better than the original. Not because of the CGI or better acting, but because the story, the setting, and the characters were so much more interesting. I didn't care jack shit for Kong in the original, he was just a big evil black beast who stole some pretty blonde white lady. In this he's a protagonist that you grow to understand and care for. Plus he's incredibly fucking badass.

I agree about the leech/insect scene. It was too grotesque to be enjoyable. A couple of my friends had to walk out for the duration of that scene because they felt like they were about to puke. May not have been "gory" but it sure was disturbing.
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Explain more about the leech/insect scene!
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Explain more about the leech/insect scene!
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To sum up the part of the "leech scene" that everybody is undoubtedly referring to...:

About five of these huge, worm / leech creatures (replicas of Sand Worms, to the Final Fantasy fan), which are about as tall and wide as a human, take their gross lips to different appendages of this poor guy's body. The way the scene is filmed is slow and especially gross, as if Jackson was trying to get a repulsive response from the audience.

A few of the worms start out on one of his legs and arms, which was all right to watch. What made the scene absolutely horrifying was when the final worm started sucking on the guy's head. It started on the hair, then lowered itself over his entire head. It was so closely filmed, and so detailed, and the sounds were so masterfully performed, that it actually made me feel squeamish. I'm the type of person that can watch open heart surgery and not bat an eye, but I was wholly repulsed.

I suppose it was Jackson's intent to disturb the audience, and if so, he succeeded with a gritty panache. I will probably turn my head the other way the next time I watch that part of the movie (which was otherwise greatly entertaining).
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