Attention: Lesbianism is about to take over!

No holds barred discussion. Someone train you and steal your rare spawn? Let everyone know all about it! (Not for the faint of heart!)

Moderator: TheMachine

Post Reply
User avatar
Xouqoa
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 4106
Joined: July 2, 2002, 5:49 pm
Gender: Mangina
XBL Gamertag: Xouqoa
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Attention: Lesbianism is about to take over!

Post by Xouqoa »

This may be teh old, but I'm sure some people haven't heard it.

http://media.putfile.com/wilson1

Remember, you have blood vessels and membranes in your behind.
"Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings." - John F Kennedy
User avatar
Arborealus
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 3417
Joined: September 21, 2002, 5:36 am
Contact:

Post by Arborealus »

Perhaps if his son had put some grease on his behind he coulda got a date to prom..
User avatar
masteen
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 8197
Joined: July 3, 2002, 12:40 pm
Gender: Mangina
Location: Florida
Contact:

Post by masteen »

I for one welcome our new lesbian overlords!
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
User avatar
noel
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 10003
Joined: August 22, 2002, 1:34 am
Gender: Male
Location: Calabasas, CA

Post by noel »

Now we know why Chappelle gave up his comedy gig.
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Zamtuk
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 4781
Joined: September 21, 2002, 12:21 am
Location: Columbus, OH

Post by Zamtuk »

funny you say that. last week chappelle gave a free concert for osu students. the first thing he said when he came out was, "i though you all were supposed to hate quitters, but everyone fucking loves me."
User avatar
masteen
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 8197
Joined: July 3, 2002, 12:40 pm
Gender: Mangina
Location: Florida
Contact:

Post by masteen »

He's really not doing more Chappelle's Show? :(
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
User avatar
Marbus
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 2378
Joined: July 4, 2002, 2:21 am
Contact:

Post by Marbus »

I'm not sure how he got to anal from lesbians... heh, maybe I'm not smart enough to understand his argument because it "defys logic!"

Marb
Image
Zamtuk
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 4781
Joined: September 21, 2002, 12:21 am
Location: Columbus, OH

Post by Zamtuk »

dildos was my guess
masteen wrote:He's really not doing more Chappelle's Show? :(
nope =(
User avatar
Sylvus
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 7033
Joined: July 10, 2002, 11:10 am
Gender: Male
XBL Gamertag: mp72
Location: A², MI
Contact:

Post by Sylvus »

Yeah, I saw Chappelle at Eastern Michigan about a month ago, it was the most phenomenal show I've ever seen, and it was about the 5th time I've seen him live. He was on stage for over 2 hrs 45 minutes, and he made it pretty clear that he wouldn't be doing any more TV show anytime soon, though he said he couldn't say for certain that he'd never do it again.

He's still the best standup working today.
"It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant." - Barack Obama

Go Blue!
*~*stragi*~*
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 3876
Joined: July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm
Gender: Male
XBL Gamertag: kimj0ngil
Location: Ahwatukee, Arizona
Contact:

Post by *~*stragi*~* »

I dunno... I like Patton Oswalt and Brian Regan more than him.
User avatar
Mr Bacon
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 2108
Joined: September 27, 2002, 4:57 pm
Location: Down the street
Contact:

Post by Mr Bacon »

masteen wrote:He's really not doing more Chappelle's Show? :(
Charlie Murphy told a bunch of major media sources that he wouldn't be doing it for quite a while. Since then, Chappelle himself has concurred, and is concentrating quite heavily on his standup (as Sylvus mentioned).

As much as you may like his show, you'd probably love his standup 10x more.
miir and I are best friends. <3
User avatar
Dregor Thule
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 5994
Joined: July 3, 2002, 8:59 pm
Gender: Male
XBL Gamertag: Xathlak
PSN ID: dregor77
Location: Oakville, Ontario

Post by Dregor Thule »

Yeah, but still you can do stuff with a tv show you can't do with a stand-up routine. Take Kneehigh Park (think that's what the sketch was called) for example. That was a piece of genius, and no way it could have been in a stand-up :P
Image
User avatar
masteen
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 8197
Joined: July 3, 2002, 12:40 pm
Gender: Mangina
Location: Florida
Contact:

Post by masteen »

"Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories" could only be done on TV.

GAME - Blouses
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
Post Reply