Smallville

cid · Post by **cid** » September 22, 2005, 12:40 pm

tonite is the series premiere

DONT MISS it

Somebody saveeeee meeeee

Hammar · Post by **Hammar** » September 22, 2005, 3:22 pm

I thought it was the 29th? Next thursday.

cid · Post by **cid** » September 22, 2005, 3:50 pm

It is damn it. Thought it was tonite.....

Gonzoie - Luclin · Post by **Gonzoie - Luclin** » September 22, 2005, 4:56 pm

you had me excited cause i thought it was on the 29th too.. im eager to see what happens this season with the way they played the traditional superman music while closing out last season. its gonna be frikin awesome!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 22, 2005, 7:22 pm

I can't wait for the episode where him and Lana finally do it, only there is drama cause his super-jizz catapults her into orbit!

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » September 22, 2005, 11:03 pm

masteen wrote:I can't wait for the episode where him and Lana finally do it, only there is drama cause his super-jizz catapults her into orbit!

If you have never read it, Niven's musings on the difficulty of kryptonian/human sexual interaction is pretty amusing.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_o ... leenex.htm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 22, 2005, 11:14 pm

Lana: Oh Clark, you are such a pussy.

Clark: Yes, I know. I love you but cannot converse with you.

Lana: It be ok, I will continue to fuck with your superhead.

Clark: (I am so confused.) Go for a coffee and talk to my mom?

yeah, yeah... I am looking forward to the season opener as well.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » September 22, 2005, 11:52 pm

hehe

First we must collect the semen. The globules will emerge at transsonic speeds. Superman must first ejaculate, then fly frantically after the stuff to catch it in a test tube. We assume that he is on the Moon, both for privacy and to prevent the semen from exploding into vapor on hitting the air at such speeds.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 17, 2005, 9:24 pm

The first 3 episodes of Season 5 have been pretty fucking good! Ep3 was about as good a show as I have ever seen.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » October 17, 2005, 11:51 pm

The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles.

Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he to to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?

Hur Hur.