guess the movie quote, win nothing!

Burke · Post by **Burke** » September 20, 2005, 3:46 pm

Platoon

"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"

/his best role. evar.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » September 20, 2005, 3:54 pm

Wierd Science

"She called me a noble steed!"

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 20, 2005, 4:02 pm

Shrek

“You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.”

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » September 20, 2005, 4:28 pm

Dogma

"You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 20, 2005, 4:36 pm

A Few Good Men

"Fra-gi-le, huh, must be Italian..."

Wiever · Post by **Wiever** » September 20, 2005, 4:47 pm

A Christmas Story.

"Out of the way, peck."

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » September 20, 2005, 4:51 pm

Willow

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Garrethe · Post by **Garrethe** » September 20, 2005, 4:55 pm

Pulp Fiction

"I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Jassun · Post by **Jassun** » September 20, 2005, 5:06 pm

Gladiator

Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Wiever · Post by **Wiever** » September 20, 2005, 5:08 pm

Dumb and Dumber

"I can eat a peach for hours."

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 20, 2005, 5:20 pm

Face/off

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » September 20, 2005, 5:23 pm

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventures

"Kill one or a hundred. You only hang once."

Hint: english subtitles.

laneela · Post by **laneela** » September 20, 2005, 5:41 pm

Yojimbo.

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. "

Waran · Post by **Waran** » September 20, 2005, 5:47 pm

As Good as it gets

"But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » September 20, 2005, 6:06 pm

Goonies

"... we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat."

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 20, 2005, 7:33 pm

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Admiral, there be whales here!"

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 20, 2005, 7:46 pm

Star Trek IV

"Wait, don't open that. It's an alien planet. Is there air? You don't know!"

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » September 20, 2005, 8:08 pm

Galaxy Quest

"But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 20, 2005, 8:26 pm

Jurassic Park

"my grandfather asked me whether I care if I live or I die... Yeah, I do... But now, it's too late"

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 21, 2005, 12:18 am

Menace II Society

Tonight we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way it ought to be fun.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 21, 2005, 12:50 am

Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"I can smell your cunt!"

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 21, 2005, 1:12 am

Silence of the Lambs

"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 21, 2005, 1:15 am

Silence of the Lambs

"...from a certain point of view..."
"A certain point of view?"

Wiever · Post by **Wiever** » September 21, 2005, 2:54 am

Tenuvil wrote:
"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."

Kill Bill

"You got to go down Body, people trusted you and they got hurt!"

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » September 21, 2005, 4:10 am

"Isn't there an 'O' in country?"

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » September 21, 2005, 9:53 am

Wiever wrote:"You got to go down Body, people trusted you and they got hurt!"

Point Break

All the other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I did it all the same.

laneela · Post by **laneela** » September 21, 2005, 11:22 am

Weeeeeee... Holy Grail!

"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday, on what we learned during the week, will now take place on Monday, before we've learned it. But, since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 21, 2005, 11:23 am

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"No I'm not alright. I'm hurt, I'm pissed, have to find a new job."

Aethelstan · Post by **Aethelstan** » September 21, 2005, 11:32 am

Gross Point Blank

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 21, 2005, 11:42 am

Animal House

"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow."

laneela · Post by **laneela** » September 21, 2005, 11:54 am

Airplane.

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that."

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 21, 2005, 11:55 am

Better Off Dead

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

miir · Post by **miir** » September 21, 2005, 12:01 pm

Full Metal Jacket

It's a trap!

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 21, 2005, 12:07 pm

The Empire Strikes Back

"It is also important to know what to do you when you die. 1) Don't try to drive a car. 2) Do not operate heavy machinery. 3) Do not talk.
"

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 21, 2005, 12:11 pm

Kentucky Fried Movie

Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an asshole sir.
I know that!....What's his name?
That is his name sir, Major Asshole
and his cousin?
He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes

Keep firing assholes!!

Faerin · Post by **Faerin** » September 21, 2005, 12:15 pm

Spaceballs.

I hear it and see it every god damn day on the radio and television. It's driving me crazy, they like me better dead than alive!

miir · Post by **miir** » September 21, 2005, 12:16 pm

The Empire Strikes Back

It was from Return of the Jedi, actually.

You lose.... nothing.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 21, 2005, 4:58 pm

Edit,

Miir screwed me up, I thought the chain was broken

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » September 21, 2005, 5:00 pm

You have to actually guess the previous movie quote before throwing your own out there funkmaster

miir · Post by **miir** » September 21, 2005, 5:22 pm

Kilmoll broke the chain.

Faerin · Post by **Faerin** » September 21, 2005, 5:35 pm

Actually you broke the chain by using a quote that could have easilly been any of 100 movies

miir · Post by **miir** » September 21, 2005, 5:43 pm

Faerin wrote:Actually you broke the chain by using a quote that could have easilly been any of 100 movies

Naming any of those 100 movies would have been acceptable... but the line "It's a trap!" was never uttered in the Empire Strikes Back.

Faerin · Post by **Faerin** » September 21, 2005, 6:33 pm

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miir · Post by **miir** » September 21, 2005, 6:46 pm

touchè

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » September 21, 2005, 8:08 pm

Goddamned it. u broke my thread, i was looking forword to this all damn day!!!! this one was fun.

I'll stay if you promise no doorman or matra'de (sp) will ever think im somone other than Mrs...

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 22, 2005, 2:24 pm

So, umm, can we just pharm now?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 22, 2005, 6:06 pm

I'll stay if you promise no doorman or matra'de (sp) will ever think im somone other than Mrs...

Mrs. Schindler from Schindler's List?

Stop blowing holes in my ship.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » September 22, 2005, 6:48 pm

It's virtually impossible to hold these kind of movie quote or music lyric guessing games in this day n age. For instance, this quote: "Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, and the main truck carried off both me legs " none of you would ever guess. However, since there is teh internet, you can get what it is in 2 seconds. Same goes for the quote kyoukan out down...so I guess it comes down to faith that no one wil luse the internet to guess. I for one, am too weak to resist.

Gonzoie - Luclin · Post by **Gonzoie - Luclin** » September 22, 2005, 7:22 pm

It's virtually impossible to hold these kind of movie quote or music lyric guessing games in this day n age. For instance, this quote: "Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, and the main truck carried off both me legs " none of you would ever guess. However, since there is teh internet, you can get what it is in 2 seconds. Same goes for the quote kyoukan out down...so I guess it comes down to faith that no one wil luse the internet to guess. I for one, am too weak to resist.

i agree, however..

Stop blowing holes in my ship.

Easily from Pirates of the Carribean from Captain Sparrow while being held in the jail cell of the Black Pearl.

"It's Rex Manning Day!"

couldn't think of anything difficult.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » September 22, 2005, 7:26 pm

Gonzoie - Luclin wrote:

"It's Rex Manning Day!"

couldn't think of anything difficult.

Empire Records

I'm particularly partial to periwinkle

VeeshanVault

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