Chuck Norris is way cool.

Post by **Sylvus** » August 29, 2005, 12:03 pm

Chuck Norris wrote every episode of Walker - Texas Ranger. What some people don't know is that he also wrote "Lick It Up" for the popular band KISS.

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Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » August 29, 2005, 12:51 pm

In 1988 Chuck Norris walked into Hanna-Barbera studios armed with an AK-47 and held the writting team of Scooby-Doo hostage until they agreed never to use the character Scrappy-Doo in any of their cartoons ever again. Norris was awarded with the Congressional Medal of Honor for this act.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 29, 2005, 1:45 pm

One day while Chuck Norris was filming Delta Force 2, he noticed something really big and rocky floating in the sky. So he built this thing called a "rocket" and "flew" it up to a place we now know as "the Moon". After saying something really memorable like, "Twenty pizzas! It must be those damn kids again!" or, "Seraphim in seaweed swim where stick-limbed Myla lies," he returned to Earth and discovered the Cretaceous Era shortly before wrapping Delta Force 2 (which one Best Picture for three years straight).

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 29, 2005, 3:07 pm

Chuck Norris is brutally honest, too.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker4.shtml

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » August 29, 2005, 4:06 pm

Chuck Norris lives in my neighborhood and he'd beat your fucking ass if he saw this shit.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 30, 2005, 12:19 am

Dude used to advertise those bluejeans with the extra give in the crotch for HIGH KICKIN'!

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » August 30, 2005, 12:57 am

Chuck Norris likes Pina Coladas, but fucking hates getting caught in the rain.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » August 30, 2005, 1:38 am

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » August 30, 2005, 9:51 am

oh no, not again.

Chuck Norris created Tang.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » August 30, 2005, 10:24 am

Chuck Norris is the leading cause of childhood obesity in America.

miir · Post by **miir** » August 30, 2005, 10:47 am

Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » August 30, 2005, 10:53 am

Chuck Norris invented babies because he got tired of eating the same old thing.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 30, 2005, 11:17 am

I hear that Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussien with his magical Lasso Thong and ninjastar/Sherrif Badge

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 30, 2005, 11:26 am

A Chuck Norris took my dingo!

Burke · Post by **Burke** » August 30, 2005, 12:14 pm

Chuck Norris promised a Gypsy that he would eat San Francisco when Duke Nukem Forever is released. That's why it has been pushed back so many times.

cid · Post by **cid** » August 30, 2005, 3:20 pm

Bruce Lee kicked his ASS!!!!!!!!

nobody · Post by **nobody** » August 30, 2005, 3:51 pm

conan obrian is really chuck norris

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » August 30, 2005, 7:42 pm

Chuck Norris invented the internet.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 30, 2005, 7:47 pm

Chuck Norris is really Al Gore

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 30, 2005, 9:14 pm

cid wrote:Bruce Lee kicked his ASS!!!!!!!!

It would take like 50 Bruce Lees to take down Chuck Norris!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » August 30, 2005, 10:25 pm

Chuck Norris melts faces.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 3, 2009, 2:04 pm

http://www.9mine.com/play/game_11445_Su ... orris.html

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