the 40 yr old virgin/ titanic

nobody · Post by **nobody** » August 20, 2005, 5:48 pm

funny as fuck!

that is all.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 20, 2005, 5:49 pm

I wonder how it is I knew you'd be waiting in line to see this one on opening night.

did he lose his virginity in the end? did you pick up any pointers?

nobody · Post by **nobody** » August 20, 2005, 8:53 pm

why are you following me?

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » August 21, 2005, 11:00 am

I think it looks funny but I can always wait for comedies on DVD. I usually reserve my movie going for action and horror flicks.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 22, 2005, 4:00 pm

Funny stuff.

This one is comarable to The Wedding Crashers on the comedy scale.

Better than you probably think it will be.

70/100 - women
85/100 - men
100/100 - pilsburry

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 22, 2005, 8:02 pm

Winnow wrote:Funny stuff.

This one is comarable to The Wedding Crashers on the comedy scale.

Better than you probably think it will be.

70/100 - women
85/100 - men
100/100 - pilsburry

Now, there's a point, why don't movie ratings at least split along gender lines. Then Titanic could rate a 5 like it should.

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » August 23, 2005, 1:17 am

The titanic was a 5 for the first three hours...then the last five minutes...when Leonardo Decrapio went under for the last time...it went up to a 10...so I gave it a 7.5 overall.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 23, 2005, 5:38 am

As much as I enjoyed watching Leonardo Di Caprio die and savouring Kate Winslets impressive rack, Titanic was still an unforgivable sack of shit

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 23, 2005, 8:22 pm

Titanic was a fucking great movie. Once of my all time favorites.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 23, 2005, 8:32 pm

... /sarcasm off? please?

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » August 24, 2005, 11:49 am

I enjoyed Titanic as well. I don't understand the unrelenting hatred for the film at all. It did many things well and had a compelling story with good acting. There are cretianly much worse films out there.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 24, 2005, 1:09 pm

I enjoyed Titanic from start to finish and have watched it more than once!

Has anyone else seen the movie that is the topic of this thread?

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » August 24, 2005, 3:10 pm

Nope but I have to admit I did enjoy the part of Titanic where I got to see Kate Winslet's boobies

Marb

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » August 24, 2005, 3:59 pm

Never saw Titanic. Actually never even had the desire to see it even when it did the runs on regular TV. There are very few 3+ hour movies I feel compelled to sit and watch.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 15, 2005, 6:59 pm

I predict the resurgence of this thread after this movie is released on DVD!

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » September 16, 2005, 12:09 am

Titanic is already out on DVD...

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 16, 2005, 1:34 am

This is certainly the winner of most retarded movie section thread of the year... Titanic??? wtf ya bunch of nancy bitches!

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » September 16, 2005, 2:38 am

Cane, are you an angry Irishman from OR?.... "nancy bitches?".....wtf

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 18, 2005, 7:03 pm

I saw the late showing of 40 yr old virgin last night and I thought it was a riot. It's the funniest movie I've seen all year. It's completely inappropriate, unbelievably vulgar, and an instant comedy classic

I can't wait until a "unrated" version is released on DVD, but I can't really think of anything they actually cut out of the theatrical version!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 20, 2005, 10:52 pm

Ransure wrote:Cane, are you an angry Irishman from OR?.... "nancy bitches?".....wtf

I AM NOT ANGRY, RANSURE!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 15, 2005, 7:21 pm

went out and bought the unrated version last night without even seeing it. definately worth it. it was fucking hilarious, however, if you compare this movie to wedding crashers (everyone else does), wedding crashers is better.

Gonzoie - Luclin · Post by **Gonzoie - Luclin** » December 15, 2005, 11:52 pm

the funniest parts of the movie i think were when the indian guy spoke.. everything he said made me laugh my ass off.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 16, 2005, 1:47 am

Zamtuk wrote:went out and bought the unrated version last night without even seeing it. definately worth it. it was fucking hilarious, however, if you compare this movie to wedding crashers (everyone else does), wedding crashers is better.

I'm not sure if I agree or not, though 40YOV is fresher in my mind. I think I might have laughed harder on my first viewing of that than Wedding Crashers. Both hilarious though.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » December 16, 2005, 2:52 am

It's been a good year for comedies. And isn't Jim Carrey (sp) in a new movie soon? I laugh just thinking about Liar Liar.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 16, 2005, 12:11 pm

This movie is fucking hilarious, but I don't know if I thought it or wedding crashers was funnier. I laughed to the point of tears at more than one point in both of them.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » December 23, 2005, 6:10 am

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Titanic was a fucking great movie. Once of my all time favorites.

I know you're gay, because you liked Titanic.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 23, 2005, 9:28 am

I went and saw the Titanic in the theatre.. I strongly disliked it.. Was funny though all the looks of disgust I got when I started laughing uncontrolably when Leonardo DiCrapio died and she let him fall down into the water.. People were all weeping and i couldnt stop laughing.. lol..

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 23, 2005, 11:47 am

Leonaerd wrote:It's been a good year for comedies. And isn't Jim Carrey (sp) in a new movie soon? I laugh just thinking about Liar Liar.

You serious?

Hoarmurath · Post by **Hoarmurath** » December 23, 2005, 11:52 am

Funkmasterr wrote:I started laughing uncontrolably

No you didn't.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » December 23, 2005, 12:03 pm

I went and saw the Titanic in the theatre.. I strongly disliked it.. Was funny though all the looks of disgust I got when I started laughing uncontrolably when Leonardo DiCrapio died and she let him fall down into the water.. People were all weeping and i couldnt stop laughing.. lol..

Gratz for being that prick in the audiance everyone wishes was dead because you've ruined everyone else's movie going experiance and you still think it's funny.

I understand that a thug gangsta like yourself can't be seen crying or showing emotions in front of your crew if you're going to stay at the top of the gang food chain and all, but at what price Funk? Jesus, the streets have really made you hard haven't they? I mean hella hard. I'll spill a 40 on the floor for you tonight homey, becuase you're dead inside. Think about it. Tupac and Biggie didn't die for this. They wanted you to be happy. Don't let thier deaths be in vain.

Peace. I'm outta here. Word to your mutha.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 23, 2005, 12:43 pm

I liked Liar Liar.

But the recent Jim Carrey movie that just came out, Fun with Dick and Jane, isn't so great. Or so I've read.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 23, 2005, 3:11 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:
Gratz for being that prick in the audiance everyone wishes was dead because you've ruined everyone else's movie going experiance and you still think it's funny.

I understand that a thug gangsta like yourself can't be seen crying or showing emotions in front of your crew if you're going to stay at the top of the gang food chain and all, but at what price Funk? Jesus, the streets have really made you hard haven't they? I mean hella hard. I'll spill a 40 on the floor for you tonight homey, becuase you're dead inside. Think about it. Tupac and Biggie didn't die for this. They wanted you to be happy. Don't let thier deaths be in vain.

Peace. I'm outta here. Word to your mutha.

Bravissimo!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 24, 2005, 1:35 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:
I went and saw the Titanic in the theatre.. I strongly disliked it.. Was funny though all the looks of disgust I got when I started laughing uncontrolably when Leonardo DiCrapio died and she let him fall down into the water.. People were all weeping and i couldnt stop laughing.. lol..
Gratz for being that prick in the audiance everyone wishes was dead because you've ruined everyone else's movie going experiance and you still think it's funny.

I understand that a thug gangsta like yourself can't be seen crying or showing emotions in front of your crew if you're going to stay at the top of the gang food chain and all, but at what price Funk? Jesus, the streets have really made you hard haven't they? I mean hella hard. I'll spill a 40 on the floor for you tonight homey, becuase you're dead inside. Think about it. Tupac and Biggie didn't die for this. They wanted you to be happy. Don't let thier deaths be in vain.

Peace. I'm outta here. Word to your mutha.

Oh isnt that cute. I laughed because I thought it was funny, there are movies that have got me teary eyed but this was far from one of them. I have every right to start laughing as much as anyone in the theatre had the right to start crying when that worthless no talent waste of life dicrapio died. People that cry at movies annoy me and ruin my movie going experience so fuck them for being "that person" too I guess.

But go ahead and make it into another post about me and get a few of the other fucking faggots on this site to come out of the woodworks too, its all that keeps you pathetic computer nerds alive, and I wouldnt want to deprive you of your livlihood.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 24, 2005, 1:55 pm

Yeah, man, cause the hard streets of your suburb have made you straight up hard core.

Damn, Funk,. you are making me ROR. Come one man, that pot is WAY to good for you.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 24, 2005, 3:02 pm

If you're watching a movie you don't like... Get up and leave. Don't ruin the experience for everyone else in the theater.

miir · Post by **miir** » December 24, 2005, 5:42 pm

that worthless no talent waste of life dicrapio

I and many others happen to consider Leonardo Dicaprio to be a very good actor.

It's fine if you didn't care for his performance in Titanic (I don't think it was very good either), but to label him has a worthless no-talent waste of life only makes you look like an idiot or a drama-queen (I suspect both).

eople that cry at movies annoy me and ruin my movie going experience so fuck them for being "that person" too I guess

I think it might be that you are just too hardcore to enjoy an emotional drama and you think crying at a movie might ruin your street cred.

That's ok.. to each their own.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 24, 2005, 6:44 pm

I thought Dicaprio did VERY well in the Aviator and Catch me if you Can.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » December 24, 2005, 9:46 pm

I think he played so well in Catch me if you Can, because he's such a childish actor, and playing a child made his acting look professional. I loved both of those movies, too.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 24, 2005, 9:49 pm

He was the bomb in Growing Pains. LUKE!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » December 24, 2005, 10:20 pm

He played the best retard in movie history in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

miir · Post by **miir** » December 24, 2005, 10:49 pm

He was great in Basketball Diaries.