Where I should have gone to High School

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » August 23, 2005, 5:13 pm

Some amazing finger-pointing here

65 Girls At Area School Pregnant
School To Unveil Three-Prong Program

POSTED: 12:30 pm EDT August 23, 2005

CANTON, Ohio -- There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository.

The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.

School officials are not sure they what has caused so many pregnancies, but in response to them, the school is launching a three-prong educational program to address pregnancy, prevention and parenting.

The newspaper also reported that students will face mounting tensions created by unplanned child-rearing responsibilities, causing students to quit school and plan for a GED. This will make it difficult for the Canton City School District to shake its academic watch designation by the state.

According to the Canton Health Department, statistics through July show that 104 of the 586 babies born to Canton residents in Aultman Hospital and Mercy Medical Center had mothers between 11 and 19.

The newspaper reports that the non-Canton rate was 7 percent. Canton was 15 percent.

Not sure what caused the pregnancies? How about a sweaty Sophomore cumming during unprotected sex!

Eleven? Eleven? Where the fuck is my gun?

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 23, 2005, 5:20 pm

Abstinance only education hard at work here!

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » August 23, 2005, 5:21 pm

School officials are not sure they what has caused so many pregnancies

Probably some extremely repressed town that doesnt teach sex education and fucking is getting a lot more popular.

edit: animalor beat me to it.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 23, 2005, 5:24 pm

All of the babies look like the principal of the school.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » August 23, 2005, 6:48 pm

Seebs wrote: School To Unveil Three-Prong Program

Reckon it's more than just three prongs...

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 23, 2005, 8:32 pm

Arborealus wrote:
Seebs wrote: School To Unveil Three-Prong Program
Reckon it's more than just three prongs...

Only so many holes, man!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 23, 2005, 10:59 pm

that is hot.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » August 23, 2005, 11:31 pm

Three pronged program.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » August 24, 2005, 12:34 am

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Sabek FTW!

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » August 24, 2005, 12:39 am

SHOCKAH!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 24, 2005, 9:46 am

Seebs wrote:Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Sabek FTW!

Too funny! I had to copy that picture. Do you suppose you can wear that at a strip club?

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