Getting older can really suck

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » August 12, 2005, 7:55 am

I just had to tweeze a grey nosehair this morning

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » August 12, 2005, 8:03 am

I don't think it's the nosehair color that's most important - more likely ass crack hair.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 12, 2005, 8:20 am

Nothing beats Seebs "ripcord of puss" story.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » August 12, 2005, 2:13 pm

Zaelath wrote:Nothing beats Seebs "ripcord of puss" story.

Remind me to recount the story of the sebaceous cyst I lanced at some point

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 12, 2005, 2:15 pm

Yo, Arb, recount that story of that cyst you lanced.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » August 12, 2005, 4:55 pm

Somewhere on a zip disk i have pictures of the hole left at the very top of the crack of my ass when the docs tried to remove an infected cyst.

Anyone wanna see em?

I'd have to find a working zip drive.....

Talac · Post by **Talac** » August 13, 2005, 2:59 am

Somewhere on a zip disk i have pictures of the hole left at the very top of the crack of my ass when the docs tried to remove an infected cyst.

I had one in the same spot... Hey Richard, have a seat... No thank you, I'll gladly stand.

Holy shit that sucked

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » August 13, 2005, 3:05 pm

Neost wrote:Somewhere on a zip disk i have pictures of the hole left at the very top of the crack of my ass when the docs tried to remove an infected cyst.

Anyone wanna see em?

I'd have to find a working zip drive.....

A pilonidal cyst? I had one...born with it...I tried to tell the doc it was the remains of my undeveloped twin...

I had mine cut out...then they leave it open and pack it with wound packing daily until it heals. The worst part was that the woman that packed it every day was a co-worker at the hospital I worked at.

Talac · Post by **Talac** » August 13, 2005, 7:01 pm

Pilonidal... thats it. Couldn't remember for the life of me what it was called.

I went to the doc kinda half standing half sitting in a mini van. The doctor numbed it up and went to cutting. That had to be the most foul smelling shit evAr. I saw his new assistant gagging... I had to chuckle.