hey biffin

miir · Post by **miir** » July 21, 2005, 1:13 pm

sup bro?

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » July 21, 2005, 1:51 pm

sup lass?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » July 21, 2005, 2:17 pm

O_o

o_O

S'up Lass?

Biffin · Post by **Biffin** » July 21, 2005, 3:18 pm

The Biffin shall regale you with a tale of his last adventure.

Last night the Biffin was invited to a fancy dinner party. Biffin of course showed up at least 45 minutes late. Biffin made sure to double park the other guest's cars. There will be no escape.

Biffin brought a bottle of wine. With the 5.99 tag proudly displayed! When Biffin's host saw this he gave a confused look at the price tag. Biffin then loudly exclaimed "5.99! Biffin bets you wish you afford such splendour! Your home is rather crap after all"

At dinner, Biffin met his host's girlfriend. Biffin then gave her a long look up and down and looked at his friend. He then said "Well done!" And offered him a high five. Sadly the high five was not returned. (no one returns Biffin's high fives)

Biffin then looked at his own ladyfriend and said "why don't you look like her? What the hell is wrong with you?" Delicious awkward silence ensued.

The silence was broken by the host informing us that dinner was served. Biffin sat down and proudly told everyone how expensive the wine he brought was. Throughout dinner the Biffin made sure to loudly curse at random!

After dinner Biffin boasted that he could do the trick where he pulls the sheet from under the table and all the plates and utensils stay on the table. Biffin has never done this trick before. The noise the plates made when they hit the floor was glorious.

After more awkwardness one of the guests announced they had to leave. They came back inside and said that Biffin's car was blocking their car. Biffin said he would move his beloved bright green pinto after he used the washroom.

At the washroom Biffin looked though his host's medicine cabinet and stole pills that his host needed to live. Biffin spent 40 minutes in the bathroom and made loud breathing noises when someone would knock on the door. A "yippee!" was thrown in for variety as well.

After Biffin left the bathroom. He loudly exclaimed "Great successes!" and offered his host a high five. This was not returned.

Biffin then got into his car and drove home without the ladyfriend.

The Biffin did the polite thing and sent his host a "thank you" card for dinner. Biffin also included pictures of himself in a variety of erotic positions.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » July 21, 2005, 3:57 pm

Glorious.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 21, 2005, 3:58 pm

I almost broke into a giggle fit.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » July 21, 2005, 4:30 pm

Uh... Biffin... that dinner party we talked about... it's um... cancelled. Yeah. Cancelled.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » July 21, 2005, 4:57 pm

You had me a Yippee.

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » July 21, 2005, 5:32 pm

Comedy Gold... Archive NOW!!!!

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » July 21, 2005, 8:27 pm

the high five was not returned. So the next day, The Biffin returned to the house, and demanded the head of the household. He tried to console the Biffin, but he found, The Biffin was unconsoleable.

adicus · Post by **adicus** » July 21, 2005, 9:24 pm

by your car you mean my taxi right?

Revs · Post by **Revs** » July 21, 2005, 9:39 pm

Niffoni wrote:Uh... Biffin... that dinner party we talked about... it's um... cancelled. Yeah. Cancelled.

Sucks for the Biffin. He needs to be lit at parties. Even Stragi laughs at him

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » July 22, 2005, 6:51 am

A+

I need to find the bedroom story again!

See sig for appropriate greetings.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 22, 2005, 12:39 pm

a++ would read again

bro i return your high fives all day?????