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Butterscotch Stallion wrote:"It's like, 'Who cares?' I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan. And wasn't it Gloria Steinem who said that women have to be responsible for their own orgasms? Well, I take her at her word. I'll do my best, OK, but at a certain point you've got to, like, you know..."
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what
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huh?
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Too easy.
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Emo fags
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Post by Sylvus »

man, that's the best nickname ever.

i wish i had a flowing, butterscotch mane so that someone would have coined that term for me. :(
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nobody wrote:Emo fags
HTF?
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LTFOL
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I Fourth that WTF
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only when I'm drunk
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And so Butterscotch Stallion and Secret Starfish rode off into the great unknown? Neat story. I sure hope there is some sex involved in upcoming chapters.
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Post by Fairweather Pure »

A good rim job can be as good as sex. I dated this one girl years ago that could play one hell of a rusty trombone. I never went out of my way to recieve anything like that, but she really got off on that so I was all about it. I was pleseantly surprised.

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To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
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Fair, I would have thought a thread entitled 'ass licking' would have got a response from you a lot quicker than 20 hours. :lol:
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