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Back when i used to play EQ, id come to this site to see what the new drama was, never posted, hardly read anything.... but now that i just got an office job, all i do is sit here and read this web site. Its ridiculous. I used to think to myself, what kind of people have the time/are bored enough to sit here and have huge conversations... now i know =p. I was pretty surprised to see all the old names still here but its a good thing. Aaaanyways, i dont know where i was going with this im just bored

good to be "back"

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Should come in IRC, we're there all day.
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Just make sure to /ignore Ebumar and life is good.
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old names? who you callin old?

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Post by Kilmoll the Sexy »

There was a plane. Michael Jackson and two other guys and five kids were on board. The plane was going to crash,and there were 3 parachutes.

the 2 guys said "come on Michael lets get out of here before it hits the ground!" Michael says: "what about the 5 kids?" the one guy says "oh, fuck the kids!" micheal says: "Do I still have time?"
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what do Micheal Jackson and an olympic silver medalist have in common?


they both came in a little behind...
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What does Michael Jackson love best about twenty-five year olds?

There's twenty of them.
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what does Micheal Jackson and Shamu have in common?

they're both black n' white and live in an amusement park!
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Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

He heard little boys underwear was 1/2 off.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker?

Willie was licenced to ride 5 year olds.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, made out of plastic, and not safe for your kids to play with.
The other you carry your groceries in.
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I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
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haha, this thread completely changed topics

what does michael jackson and a clock have in common?
the big hand touches the little hand
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What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
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Draaxx wrote:haha, this thread completely changed topics

what does michael jackson and a clock have in common?
the big hand touches the little hand
other version:

How do the guests at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it's bedtime?

When the big hand touches the little hand...
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Draaxx!!!

GET BACK TO WORK !!

Or I'll tell your boss!... :shock:
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What does Michale Jackson call a Cub Scout Uniform?



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