I pwned this game

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I pwned this game

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I as A NON-GM had was given access to an account of a gm (from the GM himself) summoned a monk over to cshome (got cshome zone file from EQ EMU) used sneek and hide and took a full set of GM gear from the merchants there and from then on PWNED this game... I could solo what ever I wanted .. it was a blast.. I no longer play this game... I gave my character away ( minus the GM gear). I have to say it was a blast.... I saw everything that I ever wanted to see.......and did some insane stuff.
I am the first that I know of to ever successfully "Cheat" at EQ. (none of the BUG type cheats) I killed WW dragons with like 3 people. I had my fun now I think its time to tell the tale of the druid Jemkira.... A bunch of you know who I am.. some don't like me but .. to each their own ya know....
If anyone else out there has done this I would like to hear from you.


8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Aslanna »

Well thank god you cleared that all up!
I am the first that I know of to ever successfully "Cheat" at EQ.
And we care... why?
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Post by maynard »

Then don't care "ass"lana. thats your choice...
oppinions are like asslanas everyone has one...
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Post by Aneron »

Wow....someone is bored and looking to troll today.

BTW...most people are able to solo the majority of WW dragons.
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Post by maynard »

this was 3+ years ago....
Thats how i got 96% of my epic...
I could solo anything really...
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Good for you?
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Ha ha "asslanna"! That's so fresh and clever. I bow to your intellectual prowess.
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Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

Hey Maynard? You're a pussy.

And you can tell your politically correct friends that I think you're a dick, also.
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Post by Nilaman »

I think most people know about the monk. Shame you never got him passed what level? 52? 55? All that potential and it was wasted.

Pop quiz! Who was the GM?

I know. Do you?

Edit: The gear is still very much on that character.
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maynard wrote:I am the first that I know of to ever successfully "Cheat" at EQ.
Wow.. you seriously are a god. I honestly believe we should all bow to you for typing in a password.

Not.

Oh, and people having been fucking around on GM/Guide accounts since day one, so no - your frivolous and ludicrous statement is wrong.
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Post by Trek »

I was given all kinds of gear to fuck around with, but I find it very boring to play a game with little or no chance to lose.
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Jem, the last time you posted here... you acted like a stupid dumbass who got flamed for blowing your head off.

Some things never change.
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VV and our guild forums...anywhere else you felt the need to post and show the world how much of a self absorbed asshole you are? Life that boring for you now that you need to smoke your own pole online to get an erection?

Seriously...no one cares about what you did three years ago, Maytard. I hope this thread lasts long enough to show everyone what a conceited, pathetic little loser you are..before it gets put in the retard bin.

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I call baloney.
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Just checked

I still don't give a shit. Go beat your birdcage somewhere else jackhole. No one here gives a fuck about you or your self proclamed god like powers. Go play with your epenix in moving traffic please.
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Uh just about everyone cheats eq now with MQ2. They had features like warp, /zone, trade no drop gear, /corpse summon, and kill mobs at zone line and they wont hit back. Its not really that amazing considering half of the eq population cheats..... Most never get caught anyways heh.
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Foler wrote:Uh just about everyone cheats eq now with MQ2. They had features like warp, /zone, trade no drop gear, /corpse summon, and kill mobs at zone line and they wont hit back. Its not really that amazing considering half of the eq population cheats..... Most never get caught anyways heh.
Except you.

I seem to recall you shouting out the names of your "friends" in PoK after they kicked you out of their leet warp hackers club.

Sucks to be an idiot.
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Seems someones still bitter about that earring!
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Post by maynard »

Sarge fuck off... LMFAO ... you all have no fucking life... rotflmfao......
BLOW ME... LOL........ c-ya.....



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Haha, fucking moron, don't let the door hit your overly abused asshole on the way out.
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maynard wrote:Sarge fuck off... LMFAO ... you all have no fucking life... rotflmfao......
BLOW ME... LOL........ c-ya.....



:lol:
Oh wow, gee, you got me good there.

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