I am now working for one of the evil empires after 5 interviews, an online MCDBA-type screen, drug screen, three sets of fingerprints, background checks for NYSE/NASD/SEC and some other unmentionables...about a month worth of shit in other words....
I go in for my V-chip, Bull tat/barcode-scanner next week.... but I got it and it is sealed. Much

to my friends that have been supportive during my time of funemployment.
DISCLAIMER: If you have read this thread in error or have any dispute about it--please, go fuck yourself(but not the children!).
Signed,
ze Satan