I remeber this one time when I was 7. I was eating some cake with little rico and some big mother fucker who was stealing everyones cake came up and said "hey boy, thats my cake". I was really hungry and I continued to eat the cake. The big mother fucker then said, "boy, you here me? Thats mt cake". At the time, I was a big fan of Ninja Turtles, so I thought to myself "what would Rafael do if he was in this situation?" So then, I picked up two butterknifes and started stabbing the big mother fucker. When he was dead, little rico cut his stomach open and gave all the children their cake back. I guess the lesson learned is that if you dont have it, then you should go to the place that is less likely to not have it before. I hate you guys.
First of all Sparty I want to take the time to thank you and yoru buddy Rico for getting my cake back.... that dude was a cock and he deserved what he got.
Then I wanted to add to the "Cheesecake is it a pie or cake argument..." well a Key Lime Pie is in the same class of dessert... It is called a Pie but the filling is very similar in weight and texture... I think ingredients also. I would have to say Cheesecake ain't a damn cake at all.
I saw a "Mint Cheesecake with Chocolate Cookie Crumb 'shell'" at Kroger's on Monday... damn the Mutha look good. I held it in my hands for about 3 mins just staring at it before I realized I would get home eat the whole damn thing and feel sick... then promptly put it back.
Ok, first things first, there is NO FUCKING VERSATILITY IN CAKE. There is versatility in Icing. THAT'S ALL.
Second, on the 'Cheescake is it Pie or Cake?' discussion, I've actually done some research and apparently the reason it's called cake is because of the manner in which it's prepared. It does however have all the characteristics of pie, so I choose to believe it's pie.
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
After 45 hours of waiting you finally get a reply on your petition.
"I'm sorry but 'Cheesecake' is working as intended. We can not change it to 'CheesePie'. If we did others would want Cookies and Brownies and Even Cake changed.
Imagine a world with Brownie-Pie... Cookie-Pie.. and ... oh my... CAKE-Pie. This is not part of 'The Vision'(tm)."