Cyber-Seduction (Lifetime movie)

Kithyen · Post by **Kithyen** » June 25, 2005, 3:39 pm

This is a very touching story about a boy's horrible addiction to porn. In it he slowly ruins his and his family's life by looking at......BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who the fuck am I kidding? This is probably up in my top ten list of un-intentionally hilarious movies. I know I shouldn't be shocked, Lifetime, Duh.

Things we have learned from Cyberseduction
Courtesy of #sa-comics (Somethingawful.com)
-All women are insane, lying bitches
-Flash drives are self-contained ISPs
-Porn will screw up your ability to swim
-If you get a chance to fuck a camwhore, take it or her boyfriend will beat you up
-The guys that wrote this are either the greatest screenplay writers ever or history's worst monsters
-Church is radical
-If people other than you use your computer, mislabel the folders you keep your porn in
-Use Mozilla and Spybot
-Men that are attracted to women and want to have sex have a problem
-If you're going to look at porn, jerk off or else you'll have porn on the brain
-Swimming cures porn
-Testicles lead to the path of evil
-Looking at one image of a fully clothed woman is a porn addiction
-Popup ads only appear if you have a porn addiction
-Virgin Vaginas is the best label ever

Seriously, if you have lifetime check this movie out. I'm pretty sure it'll be on a few more times. I can't be the only one who was on the floor laughing at this film.

Or better yet, just download it if you can find it. I wouldn't wish the Lifetime channel on anybody.

Also if you perform a google image search for "Kelly Lynch", the woman who plays the bitchy mom that whines and complains about her son's porn addiction, you get the following NWS image.

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Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 25, 2005, 3:42 pm

Kelly Lynch, the wife of John Travolta...the scientology freak?

Kithyen · Post by **Kithyen** » June 25, 2005, 3:45 pm

/shrugs. Dunno. First time I can remember seeing her in anything. Admittedly I don't care much for travolta though so I've never really looked into it. It doesn't mention anything about this Kelly Lynch being married on IMDB, so I couldn't tell ya.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 25, 2005, 4:43 pm

Oops, it's Kelly Preston that's married to Travolta. Since I had to go look it up, here's some Travolta trivia including some scientology!

(October 1997) Ranked #21 in Empire (UK) magazine's "The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time" list.

He appeared on the cover of "Rolling Stone" magazine 4 times, the most for any actor (through 1994).

He was named Man of the Year by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Club in 1981.

'Richard Gere' practically owes his film career to Travolta. Travolta turned down the leads for "Days of Heaven (1978)" , "American Gigolo (1980)" and "Officer and a Gentleman, An (1982)" , all of which went to Gere.

Travolta married 'Kelly Preston' twice. Their first wedding on 5 September 1991, by a French Scientologist minister, was declared illegal. The couple met during the filming of "Experts, The (1989)" .

Travolta and 'Kelly Preston' have a son, Jett (born 13 April 1992).

Jett was conceived during a weekend at the home of 'Demi Moore' and 'Bruce Willis' . (source: Premiere August 1996, p.60)

Brother of 'Joey Travolta' , 'Ellen Travolta' , 'Ann Travolta' , 'Margaret Travolta' and 'Sam Travolta' .

Was the youngest of six siblings. Parents: Salvatore and 'Helen Travolta' of Englewood, NJ.

During the filming of "Boy in the Plastic Bubble, The (1976) (TV)" he fell in love with 'Diana Hyland' , 18 years his senior. She died of cancer in his arms in 1977.

Pilots a multitude of jet aircraft. Most notable aviation feat is successful landing at Washington National of a Gulfstream IIB with complete electrical failure. Conditions at the time were night, IMC, icing. December of 1993.

Listed as one of twelve "Promising New Actors of 1976" in John Willis' Screen World, Vol. 28.

In July 1978 he became the very first male to make the cover of "McCall's" magazine.

He pilots three Gulfstream jets and a Learjet. Also owns a Boeing 707.
(3 April 2000) His second child with 'Kelly Preston' , daughter Ella Bleu was born, weighing in at 4.08 kilos (nine pounds).

Read for the 'Tom Hanks' role in "Splash (1984)" but was discouraged by his agent from doing the film.

Was signed on to play rock star 'Jim Morrison (I)' in an early 80s biopic about The Doors. Due to legal problems, the project was dropped.
Did yoga and boxing to cut his love handles for the film "Swordfish (2001)" .

His favorite film is 'Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)' .

Was told to gain thirty pounds for his role in the movie Primary Colors

Owns homes in Santa Barbara, California, Florida, Maine and in his wife's home state of Hawaii. Main residence is in Ocala, Florida where he owns a large home, complete with airstrip for his planes.

Hit #106 on the Billboard Singles Charts in 1977 with "Slow Dancing (Feels So Good)" (Midland Int. 10977)

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » June 27, 2005, 4:08 pm

Kelly Lynch was in Cocktail with Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown, she played Brown's trophy wife.
She also was in Curly Sue with Jim Belushi
That's all I can think of, I'm sure she made more movies

Post by **Sylvus** » June 27, 2005, 4:19 pm

Kelly Lynch was in perhaps the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created...

wait for it

Roadhouse, with Patrick Swayze. In it, she is topless and gets banged up against a wall, much to the delight of a 12 year-old Sylvus.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » June 27, 2005, 5:41 pm

Ennia wrote:Kelly Lynch was in Cocktail with Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown, she played Brown's trophy wife.
She also was in Curly Sue with Jim Belushi
That's all I can think of, I'm sure she made more movies

I dont think you quite understand the final goal of "six degrees of Kevin Bacon"...

*Hugs*
Varia

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » June 27, 2005, 6:34 pm

bah!
kelly lynch and elisabeth shue in cocktail
elisabeth and kevin in hollow man

there!