Cumguzzler manages to swindle man into $800/mo child support

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Cumguzzler manages to swindle man into $800/mo child support

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http://www.shepherd-express.com/3_24_05/wierd.htm
Six years ago, during a brief affair in Chicago, Dr. Sharon Irons manually inseminated herself with sperm from Dr. Richard O. Phillips, following oral sex. The result was a daughter, now age 5, for whom Phillips has reluctantly been paying $800 a month to support while his lawsuit against Irons for deception travels through Illinois courts. A trial judge had dismissed all of his claims, but in February, the Illinois Appeals Court granted a partial reversal, ordering a trial on whether she inflicted "emotional distress" by a legally "outrageous" act. However, the court dismissed Phillips' claim that Irons had "stolen" his sperm.
Moral of the story: Make sure the bitch swallows!
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Speaks for itself right there.
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further proof that i will never have the blindest clue what goes on in a womans head.

but its probably better that way.

can you imagine how difficult life would be having to think "yeah i should make her spit that into a glass in case she artificially inseminates herself for money".
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I don't think this was for money. The crazy bitch is also a doctor, so $800/month is prolly not all that much for her. Which makes her motivations even more inscrutable. :oops:
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This is reason 700 why you don't untie the bitches until the cum dries.


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haha you are right.

feel like you're gonna get fucked over by some crazy bitch?

dead girls cant inseminate shit.
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i'm glad you draw the line between rape/snuff and badger abuse.
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Hi, this woman should be fucking shot.
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Voronwë wrote:i'm glad you draw the line between rape/snuff and badger abuse.
haha yeah some things are just wrong.

poor badgers...
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Seebs wrote:This is reason 700 why you don't untie the bitches until the cum dries.


Fucking amatuers.
i fucking hate you, with your return I can no longer drink and read at the same time!
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