so i was gonna have this topic as 'most soul destroying film', but then realised all the films i had in mind fell into the chick flick category. anyhoo, i reckon one would struggle to find worse films than
bridget jones 2
or
legally blonde
complete self indulgent female wet dream twaddle, with no artistic merit whatsoever.
i can put up with bad films. honestly, i can. but the amount of dickhead girls i know that actually go about their day thinking that this sort of "romance" (and i use this term very very loosely) actually exists, and get this, will eventually happen to them, is surreal. whoever made these abominations clearly has had whatever remains of their soul eroded away by satan's acidic semen.
oh yeah charlies angels 2 also loved the cock on a global scale.
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Re: most soul destroying chick flick
I need to work that word into a post or two soon.landertime wrote:twaddle
Somewhere in Time with Christopher Reeves and Jane Seymour. As per the IMDB entry...
Nothing else is more of a soul destroying chick flick, my wife who is pretty admittedly sappy about romance even thinks this movie is the ultimate sappy chick flick.
The movie opens with college student Richard Collier gathering rave reviews for his new play. At the party, he comes face to face with an old woman who presses something in his hand and whispers, "Come back to me." He opens his hand to find an old pocket watch. Cut to several years later. Playwright Collier is in the midst of a break-up and writers block. He leaves the city for awhile to think things out and finds himself near his alma mater at the Grand Hotel. While wandering around the hotel, he finds a photograph of a beautiful young woman. Richard is entranced, and tries to find out all he can about her. During the course of his research he learns she was Elise McKenna, an actress from the turn of the century. He also discovers that she was the mysterious old woman who gave him the watch. Finally determining that he must meet her somehow, he employees self-hypnosis and wills himself back to 1912. He meets Elise and they fall in love, which does not make her manager, William Fawcett Robinson, happy at all. Will their love survive Robinson's disapproval? Will Richard be able to stay in 1912?
Nothing else is more of a soul destroying chick flick, my wife who is pretty admittedly sappy about romance even thinks this movie is the ultimate sappy chick flick.
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I did that strictly for your benefit, Drolgin.Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:must...not...abuse...mod...powersEbumar wrote:landertime you are awesome. I share your opinion 100%. Please, come chat with me in IRC.
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