Team America, World Police

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 16, 2004, 4:20 am

See this fucking movie. Anyone who is not uptight and so wrapped up in themselves that they shit diamonds will find this movie funny. When they roll the credits, stay until the end. That is all.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 16, 2004, 4:38 am

So I take it this is not another BASEketball?

PS: I did enjoy Cannibal: The Musical as well as Orgasmo...

Was this really that good?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 16, 2004, 4:04 pm

Canelek wrote:So I take it this is not another BASEketball?

PS: I did enjoy Cannibal: The Musical as well as Orgasmo...

Was this really that good?

Baseketball had some good moments!

noel · Post by **noel** » October 17, 2004, 12:23 am

This movei has it's moments where you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, but overall, it's extremely, extremely stupid.

The theme song for Team America kicks fucking ass though.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 17, 2004, 2:15 am

Sigh, if it had less slapstick and vomit in the place of real humor it might have owned.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 17, 2004, 12:21 pm

[Show]: America, Fuck Yeah!

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » October 17, 2004, 12:27 pm

[Show]: Gonna save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

I'd have to agree with Aranoel. As a whole, the movie's pretty stupid, but frankly, I thought it was definitely worth seeing in theaters. There was a lot of really funny shit that nearly had me in tears. As for whether or not you'll find it funny, I suppose if don't really like South Park humor you probably won't find the humor in Team America very funny either. Funniest movie I've seen this year.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 17, 2004, 12:44 pm

Trey Parker and Matt Stone display their views of America in a hilarious fashion. A+.

[Show]: There are only three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Dicks fuck pussies who think they can control them. But that doesn't mean assholes are safe from dicks, dicks fuck assholes, too. In fact, pussies are a lot like assholes, they're only and inch and a half apart. But dicks and pussies have to be careful, because if they aren't then they'll both be covered in shit.

Fenna · Post by **Fenna** » October 17, 2004, 10:14 pm

"Team America" is now the second-best comedy I've ever seen (next to "The Big Lebowski). It works on so many levels; only a very narrow-minded person will be unable to see some of the truths in their (Trey Parker's and Matt Stone's) vision.

The final speach, partially revealed above in a spoiler, is very applicable to our situation today.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » October 25, 2004, 2:58 am

i'll go see it later cause rellix likes it!

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » October 25, 2004, 7:41 am

I loved the song "Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you"

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » October 26, 2004, 2:47 pm

I thought it was hilarious in the first half of the movie and then not so much in the last half. I thought it got really repetitive perverted jokes can only last so long. I would have liked more satire instead of all that raunchy shit. I'd give it a 8 out of ten. It's worth seeing, but could have had a stronger last half. Throughout the first 45 mins I laughed almost continuously and I can't say that about most movies.

AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 30, 2004, 11:10 am

Brilliant movie, it has to be near the botton of my top ten of the funniest movies i have ever seen

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » November 1, 2004, 5:24 pm

I found some moments funny, but it wasn't as funny as I had hoped it would be. I want my $6 back

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 9, 2004, 1:49 pm

Funny but not Big Lebowski funny.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 15, 2004, 1:56 am

[Show]: "Remember, there is no 'I' in Team America"

Intelligence: "Yes, there is."

PS: :"Jesus Titty-fucking Christ, I can't believe she was acting!"

PSS: Yes, this movie is fucking brilliant(in a South Park sort of way, of course)!!

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » November 15, 2004, 5:16 am

[Show]: I promise... I will never die.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » May 23, 2005, 10:45 am

noel wrote:overall, it's extremely, extremely stupid.

Bump.

I want my $2.50 back. Watched it to the end, hoping it would get funny. I was dissapointed.

Lor · Post by **Lor** » May 30, 2005, 9:58 am

Just rented this, I thought it was funny as hell but the wife thought it was Offensive and Stupid....... SO IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE!

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » May 30, 2005, 9:20 pm

Just bought it today, great movie

murr · Post by **murr** » June 6, 2005, 3:46 am

i adore this movie

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » June 6, 2005, 11:49 am

[Show]: But sometimes, pussies become filled up with so much shit that they become assholes themselves.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » June 6, 2005, 11:52 am

so what sex act is it that the puppets do that got cut from the original that was hyped up so much?

what puppets doing butt banging or what?

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » June 6, 2005, 12:05 pm

**NWS**

http://www.slip-matt.com/puppet_sex4.mov

little golden shower/scat action that wasn't in the dvd release (at least it wasn't in the wal-mart version I picked up).

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » June 6, 2005, 7:36 pm

It was in the version I got from Netflix over the weekend.

I couldn't even bring myself to finish it. Some of what I watched up until Greg (think that was the actor's name) was vomiting outside of the bar was good, but overall the whole movie felt like it could be done in about 45 minutes max.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 6, 2005, 8:18 pm

Jice Virago wrote:so wrapped up in themselves that they shit diamonds

Wish i could shit diamonds!

Talk about bein rich!

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Team America, World Police

Team America, World Police

link is NWS

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