For those who played

[Bubba Grizz]

You've probably seen this before, but I found it on dorktower.com
And thought you'd get a kick out of it...

Everything I need to know I learned from GAMING

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but Crown Royal bags are cooler for keeping dice anyway.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the rest of the party is in the stomach of the beholder.

Believe only half of what you see and nothing of what you hear, since you always blow your "Spot Hidden" and "Listen" rolls.

Never summon anything bigger than your head.

He who fights and runs away never could have gotten away with that under second edition rules.

A gem of seeing is believing.

Don't cut your nose off to spite your face, unless your name is "Vecna".

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try rerolling again, and hope the GM doesn't notice.

You can't always get what you want. Especially on pizza, when the whole group orders.

Don't sweat the small stuff. Gnomes, for example.

A rod of silence means never having to say you're sorry.

[Dalmoth]

ROFL......

Even a Runequest reference, I'm impressed!