Only 5 more hours!!!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 21, 2002, 11:51 am

Im excited only 5 more hours till my first Prostate check.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 21, 2002, 11:52 am

moon river

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 21, 2002, 11:57 am

Make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he is "checking" it. Your exam might be free if he does though.

KilornCloudwalker · November 21, 2002, 11:58 am

Is this the beginning of another anal sex thread?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 21, 2002, 12:08 pm

Remember not to moan! Also make sure he only has one hand on your shoulder instead of 2.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 21, 2002, 12:13 pm

Always get female doctors, they have smaller fingers...

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » November 21, 2002, 12:15 pm

Remember not to moan! Also make sure he only has one hand on your shoulder instead of 2.

OK I've had my laugh for the day.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 21, 2002, 12:16 pm

To avoid a possibly embarrassing/awkward situation, avoid saying or yelling anything such as, yes, harder, deeper, fuck my dirty ass, or anything that can be confused as pre-orgasmic outburts. Grunting or whimpering would probably not be in your best intrest either.

Here's the million dollar question:

Guys, would you rather have a man or woman give you a prostate exam? Post your reasoning.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 21, 2002, 12:23 pm

We need a real honest to god fag to answer the real question here. If the doctor rims you before he checks your prostate, does it make YOU gay? And why is it "rimming" if you do it to a female, but "tossing the salad" if it would be gay men?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » November 21, 2002, 12:33 pm

Another tip: DO NOT wink at him at any point of the exam. If its a she then blame the "cold room" when laughter erupts.

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » November 21, 2002, 12:34 pm

I would rather have a woman do it

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 21, 2002, 12:37 pm

What if the woman had really long nails?

KilornCloudwalker · November 21, 2002, 12:53 pm

Can always be worse, Cart...you could be the one they use to show the interns how to do it correctly? Would that be like a gangbang...? Or just a peep show?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 21, 2002, 12:54 pm

ACK

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 21, 2002, 1:02 pm

A woman, prefered. Oddly, I'd feel better about having my ass propbed by a female instead of some pimply faced white geek - at least I know that there are better odds that the fame isn't getting off on it.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 21, 2002, 1:15 pm

i dunno, i dont have any problem dissociating medical procedures from sex.

i really dont want anybody's digits up my ass, so i'm not gonna be happy about it whether it is a he or a she.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 21, 2002, 1:44 pm

lol you boys are too funny =D

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 21, 2002, 1:44 pm

I just don't want to hear anyone start talking about the girth of the doctor's fingers giving the exam.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 21, 2002, 1:53 pm

Ok 3 hours left Im starting to get real nervous here!!!!!! Should I take a shit before I go?

I need Sparty's help

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 21, 2002, 1:59 pm

I suppose asking for a Catholic Priest to be present would be a bad idea?

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 21, 2002, 2:01 pm

Cart, I'm sure you can ask for an enemna first if you're really worried about being clean and voided. I am sure they'd me more than happy to ..umm..hook you up...

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » November 21, 2002, 2:08 pm

Cartypoo ,
Take a huge dump and dont wipe , maybe he/she/it wont go through with it

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 21, 2002, 2:19 pm

Poor Cart

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » November 21, 2002, 2:35 pm

It's always funner to have a female do it...

Not from personal experiance or anything.. no, not at all!

lol

noel · Post by **noel** » November 21, 2002, 2:38 pm

From Road Trip:

"I'm going to perform a procedure called, 'Milking the Prostate'"

I vote Female.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 21, 2002, 3:01 pm

I'd imagine they are all used to a few klingons being around...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 21, 2002, 3:34 pm

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » November 21, 2002, 7:54 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:We need a real honest to god fag to answer the real question here. If the doctor rims you before he checks your prostate, does it make YOU gay? And why is it "rimming" if you do it to a female, but "tossing the salad" if it would be gay men?

Ermm According to HBOs own "Tossed Salad Man"...Tossing salad involves either Jelly or Syrup...

noel · Post by **noel** » November 21, 2002, 8:08 pm

Winnow wrote:

HAHAHA Thanks Winnow, you OWN!

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » November 21, 2002, 11:37 pm

So how did it go?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 22, 2002, 12:29 am

Well after having a Smoke the doctor was very gentle and showed OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of kindness, What do you think it sucked oh well its over.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 22, 2002, 12:40 am

So. you guys shared a smoke before or after the anal probing?

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » November 22, 2002, 12:43 am

well in reply to kilmoll's question .... i have no idea =-P

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » November 22, 2002, 1:22 am

Wait til they shove the air compressor up thre for your next one with the camera on the end...

Then they show you what it looks like in technicolor. Good lord.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 22, 2002, 4:03 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:We need a real honest to god fag to answer the real question here.

Were waiting.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » November 22, 2002, 7:15 am

Drasta answered.....he's a homer-sexual!

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » November 23, 2002, 12:38 pm