Well, the holiday season is pretty much apon us. So, i figured, what better way to welcome the holidays then posting a nice little song.
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house
Only one creature was stirring, it was a mouse
The mouse was planted in some guys butt with care
In hopes that his boyfriend would not soon be there
The children were nestled all snug in there beds
just in time for michael jackson to hang them by their fucking heads
When out on the lawn there came such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away from my window I flew like a flash
There was a ho in my yard, i started throwing some cash
The moon on the breast of the new fallen Ho
I thought, I'll bang that bitch, I fuck her slow
When, what to my wandering eyes should appear,
but one miniature penis, and two tiny reindeer
The ho ran away so fast and quick
I knew in a moment it must be my dick
I ran to the bedroom to find some lubricant
But when I got back the ho had went
And then, in a twinkling, i heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing, it must be the ho
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around
Down the chimney the Ho came with a bound
It was dark and I could not see very well
I grabbed the ho and she seemed kinda fat
I did not care, as long as she sucks dick like my cat
Her eyes -- How they twinkled, Her dimples how marry
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry
Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the beard on her chin, now this is a ho!
She had a braod face and a littl round belly,
That shook when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly
Time was a wasting and I knew what I had to do
I told her to get to work and slapped the bitch with my shoe
A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, down my chimney she rose
Things were going great, this Ho was tight
When in came my wife and we got in a fight
I signed to my wife to leave the room
then she signed back saying this is my doom
My wife left the room
where she went I dont know
I just knew that I was fucking a big fat ho
My wife returned, she must be back for a fight
she paused for a second, then turned on the light
I looked down at the Ho and to my suprise
It wasnt a ho, it was st. nick sucking my dick
I stoped for a second and thought OH MY GOD
but i paid for this ho, and told santa to keep suckin my rod
Happy Holidays..fuck you guys
YM EMAN SI sparty
HAPPRY Holi days from s-part-y
Moderator: TheMachine
Not mine, and as best as I remember it. Have seen many people claiming to have written it, one guy in high school did, until my mother told me she had seen it in a high times in like 73 heh.
'Twas the night of the party, and all through the town;
Not a cop was stirring, not a pig around
O' the joints were rolled, piled into stacks,
In hopes that by midnight, we would be stoned to the max.
When all of a sudden a knock at the door,
We all shouted "Pigs!" and fell to the floor.
And what to our red hazy eyes should appear
But a pound of Columbian and 2 kegs of beer.
The man at the door gave us a smile;
So we invited him in, to party a while;
He sat in the corner and started to roll;
So we toked up a pipe and sparked up a bowl;
And as he went off on that dark hazy night he said
"Merry Juana to all, and to all a good high!"
'Twas the night of the party, and all through the town;
Not a cop was stirring, not a pig around
O' the joints were rolled, piled into stacks,
In hopes that by midnight, we would be stoned to the max.
When all of a sudden a knock at the door,
We all shouted "Pigs!" and fell to the floor.
And what to our red hazy eyes should appear
But a pound of Columbian and 2 kegs of beer.
The man at the door gave us a smile;
So we invited him in, to party a while;
He sat in the corner and started to roll;
So we toked up a pipe and sparked up a bowl;
And as he went off on that dark hazy night he said
"Merry Juana to all, and to all a good high!"
She Dreams in Digital
\"Led Zeppelin taught an entire generation of young men how to make love, if they just listen\"- Michael Reed(2005)
\"Led Zeppelin taught an entire generation of young men how to make love, if they just listen\"- Michael Reed(2005)
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