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Haiku Dammit

Post by Pherr the Dorf »

Ok today is (at leat where I am now) 5/7/5, I want some haiku's!

Get it

5
7
5

:?
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eastern standard time
shows it is the 8th today
fuk u hitler k?
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Post by Fash »

nefarious troll
conflagration of gayness
extinguish yourself
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Post by Tenuvil »

it's 5/7/5?
lousy excuse for haiku
your day is now past
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Post by Sionistic »

your haiku is flawed
the first line only has four
try again shit head
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Post by nobody »

last night as i slept
i had a dream in haiku
just thought i'd share that
My goal is to live forever. So far so good.
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

خودتان را بگای
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Post by Tenuvil »

oh nos what to do
haiku nazi dis my rhyme
well FUK U HITLER
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I spit on your face
God help you if you swing first
I'm packing mad heat
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Converse with me now
Not when I'm holding my wang
Else I might turn gay
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Post by Neziroth »

Haiku's are damn fun
But now I shamelessly pharm
Don't look at me bitch
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