http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 29, 2005, 5:23 pm

I'm not sure if this really counts as a current event, but wtf anyway.

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

It's entertaining, at least. Well, up until the anal sex with Ann Coulter part begins.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » April 29, 2005, 6:24 pm

I'm impressed. I couldn't get past the tentacles.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » May 6, 2005, 11:10 am

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/5/5/11120/19514

She had just said something about gay marriage, the typical rightwing bullshit spiel that is still convincing people that the Bible is really the Constitution. Knowing that taking the time to say something insightful, specific, or even slightly critical would get me a lame comeback and a ticket back to my seat, I realized that the only way to win this battle was to fight fire with fire. Or bullshit with bullshit. So, as reported in yesterday's Texan, I fired:
"You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage," said Ajai Raj, an English sophomore. "How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass?"
And the crowd fell silent. Ms. Coulter stood stunned atop her stage, unprepared for a jackass to say something so utterly crude and to the point. Her pompous and mean air is enough to stump questioners into timidity, I wasn't about to let her stop me. The audience members looked at me with raw disbelief; later, even friends who know me well admitted that they'd been surprised at how vulgar I'd been. The others in line for Q&A, mostly liberals, looked at me like I'd set their cause back forty years.
Did I give a shit? No. If I had a message, it's that the whole thing was a joke- hell, our whole political scene today is a fucking joke. Everyone's out to either pat themselves on the back for being right or whine about how they're being wronged without ever lifting a finger to fight for it.
So rather than dignify anyone else, I "made masturbatory gestures" as I exited. Again, bingo! I danced a jig and set my hand a-jerkin' at crotch-level, sneering for the crowd and letting them know I was ready to roll. I yelled to my friends that we were gonna split and made for the door.
Two cops approached me. I figured they were going to tell me I had to leave, so I said "You can't fire me, because I quit!"
"You're under arrest."

miir · Post by **miir** » May 6, 2005, 11:40 am

Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple

noel · Post by **noel** » May 8, 2005, 5:32 pm

That was hilarious.