Tickets for Star Wars first showing

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » May 5, 2005, 3:37 pm

noel wrote:
Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Does anyone else realize that Jar Jar Binks is the reason for the death of all Jedi, rise of Palpatine, and the turn of Anakin to the dark side?

Seriously, that floppy eared froglike moron was the one that gave emergency powers to Palpatine!
That's a popular notion, but it's really not true. Jar Jar was only filling that role so Padme could go offworld and seduce Anakin. Remember that Jedi are forbidden to love, and she knew that. It looks very innocent on first examination, but the reality is, the entire destruction of the Jedi order, and rise of the Empire were all due to Padme.

I disagree. Jar Jar was the real evil.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » May 5, 2005, 3:37 pm

It was really Yoda.

noel · Post by **noel** » May 5, 2005, 3:40 pm

Adelrune Argenti wrote:
noel wrote:
Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Does anyone else realize that Jar Jar Binks is the reason for the death of all Jedi, rise of Palpatine, and the turn of Anakin to the dark side?

Seriously, that floppy eared froglike moron was the one that gave emergency powers to Palpatine!
That's a popular notion, but it's really not true. Jar Jar was only filling that role so Padme could go offworld and seduce Anakin. Remember that Jedi are forbidden to love, and she knew that. It looks very innocent on first examination, but the reality is, the entire destruction of the Jedi order, and rise of the Empire were all due to Padme.
I disagree. Jar Jar was the real evil.

I disagree. Jar Jar was moronic and stupid, but not evil. The evil were the people who took advantage of Jar Jar and used him as their pawn. Specifically, Padme, Chancellor Palpatine, and of course, Qui-Jon deserves some blame for allowing Jar Jar to ever come to Corscant from Naboo.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » May 5, 2005, 4:04 pm

I liked the green dancing chick with the floppy boobies.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 5, 2005, 5:01 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Winnow wrote: Has it ever been proven that Lukes uncle and wife were killed by Storm Troopers? That may have been a made up story by Ben Kenobi to get Luke fired up about leaving with him on his quest.
Didn't Luke go to their farm and see their smoldering crusty-black corpses?

Man, don't be dissin Obi-wan like that!

We saw smoldering corpses but no storm troopers. It was Obi-Wan Kenobi that ran with the Storm Trooper assumption, probably adding a few Jedi mind tricks to it to enhance Luke's rage.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 5, 2005, 5:27 pm

Sylvos wrote:
Xzion wrote:not to insult any anti-drug people on this board, as i do not know them..but you do seem to forget FOOD can be a "drug" and those addicted to food, bad food for one can be far more unhealthy then a "drug user"

You stupid fuck, go smoke a doobie then get hit by a bus. I hope to God you smoke enough weed so that your swimmers dont reach the egg so that we don't have to worry about your retarded fucking ass reproducing.

i would take a doobie (which i only smoke occasionally ) anyday over sitting on my ass all day while eating bigmac and fries in regards to my health

why all the anger?

in regards to a starwars char, maybe obi-wan, or yoda

Shanter · Post by **Shanter** » May 6, 2005, 1:30 am

Obi-wan by a mile.

Anyone who throws Darth Vader into a volcano and lives to tell about it is awesome in my book.

icknay · Post by **icknay** » May 7, 2005, 2:32 am

Sylvos wrote:
Xzion wrote:not to insult any anti-drug people on this board, as i do not know them..but you do seem to forget FOOD can be a "drug" and those addicted to food, bad food for one can be far more unhealthy then a "drug user"

You stupid fuck, go smoke a doobie then get hit by a bus. I hope to God you smoke enough weed so that your swimmers dont reach the egg so that we don't have to worry about your retarded fucking ass reproducing.

Don't hold back Sylvos...how do you REALLY feel?

icknay · Post by **icknay** » May 7, 2005, 2:33 am

Bubba Grizz wrote:I liked the green dancing chick with the floppy boobies.

think her name was Oola.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 7, 2005, 4:11 am

Omg was that a Wonder Boys reference?

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » May 9, 2005, 10:23 am

It was JarJar... not because he is evil but because he is stupid.

Padme didn't want their help... Ani had been jerkin' it thinking about her since before he hit puberty. If anyone used some Jedi mind tricks on someone it was him on Padme.

Just like in today's society most people who put an oppressive government in power or keep them there aren't "evil" they are just stupid. Look at all those people that voted for Bush in the last election. I wouldn't call them evil, but more like Jar Jar they are just lacking in the greater intelligence area.

Obi-Wan as well for biggest badass.

Marb

Jassun · Post by **Jassun** » May 10, 2005, 6:02 pm

Remember the Revenge of the Sith trailer that somebody put l33t subtitles on? Well, the guy that had it hosted received a cease and desist request from Lucasfilm.

Check out his l33t translation of the request:

http://nuar.lunarpages.com/video/SW_mirrors.htm

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » May 10, 2005, 6:29 pm

I would think he's be protected under fair use - parody laws...

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » May 10, 2005, 6:33 pm

All fan art is basically copyright violation, but a lot of people usually don't mind because it offers free publicity. He could fight the cease and desist order if he wanted to because he isn't making any profit for hosting the file.

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » May 11, 2005, 11:31 pm

All I'm gonna say on this subject here, but I really dont see why sharing a website that is all about the safer use of drugs, such as which drugs have bad interactions, what to do if you OD, how much is a relatively safe amount of any drug for your weight (sure its not exact, but LD50 levels and other's experiences do help), where to get testers for purity so you dont get adultered shit, what the long term side effects on your brain and body are from different drugs, and what you can do to minimize or stop any sort of damage is moronic.

Whatever though, I'm sure that it helped, or will help at least 1 other person.

noel · Post by **noel** » May 12, 2005, 2:14 am

Asheran Mojomaster wrote:All I'm gonna say on this subject here, but I really dont see why sharing a website that is all about the safer use of drugs, such as which drugs have bad interactions, what to do if you OD, how much is a relatively safe amount of any drug for your weight (sure its not exact, but LD50 levels and other's experiences do help), where to get testers for purity so you dont get adultered shit, what the long term side effects on your brain and body are from different drugs, and what you can do to minimize or stop any sort of damage is moronic.

Whatever though, I'm sure that it helped, or will help at least 1 other person.

The comments on this thread have nothing to do with the link you posted and everything to do with the fact that you're fucking stupid. You've already taken too many drugs. We need no further proof of that than your idiotic first *laugh* sentence. Grats you, run-on.

Also, it's ALTERED shit, not adultered shit. Unless your drugs are fucking someone's wife. Junkie.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » May 12, 2005, 4:55 am

adulterated would work there too...

Nick · Post by **Nick** » May 12, 2005, 5:04 am

Personally I'm just glad someone has finally typed the word 'sentence' accurately.

Thanks Noel!

noel · Post by **noel** » May 12, 2005, 10:59 am

Tenuvil wrote:adulterated would work there too...

My bad. The first two times I read it, I read it as adultered, not adulterated. Reading comprehension is HARD.

Asheran, I apologize for the adulterated comment, but nothing else.

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » May 13, 2005, 10:58 am

noel wrote:
Tenuvil wrote:adulterated would work there too...
My bad. The first two times I read it, I read it as adultered, not adulterated. Reading comprehension is HARD.

Asheran, I apologize for the adulterated comment, but nothing else.

;

I never asked for an apology, I dont give a fuck what you think of me.

But fuck you for thinking that just because I choose to use drugs that somehow makes me lower than you. Most drugs have a much worse rep than they deserve. I mean, there are things out there that you should never fucking touch, such as crack (there may be better forms of freebasing coke that might be ok though, crack is just way too fucking crude and usually not very pure). But things like MDMA\MDA(well MDA is actually a bit worse for you, but I dont do it often) if you happen to have a good source of pure shit like I do isn't that bad if you know what you are doing.

Then again, if you are a fucking idiot and just go buy some "X" from some random guy you met in a club, dont test it, and take it, it might do a little damage. Most of the time any X you are going to be able to get in the states isnt pure at all. We just got lucky and found a good source for our first time and still are able to get it through that same place.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » May 18, 2005, 1:10 pm

comes out tonight!