Where do you "jack" the most?

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Where do you "pleasure" yourself?

In my bed
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23%
Furiously on my computer chair
45
56%
In my shower! Its the only place with a drain on the floor!
10
12%
I don't masterbate. Also I am one of the following: a liar, a priest, a woman, a republican, or I have no reproductive organs,.
7
9%
 
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Where do you "jack" the most?

Post by Rivera Bladestrike »

In my quest to find the most unsanitary and disgusting place in the average house, one question must be asked, where do you masterbate the most?

Personally I think its the private computer chair of a man. All that ass sweat soaking into the fabric from hours upon hours of furiously wacking. Sounds pretty disgusting huh, but where do you happily sit when logging onto someone else's computer? That chair.
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In front of the computer like.....right.....wait for it......almost there.....OH GOD!!!! Now.
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Post by Hoarmurath »

What, no "all of the above" option?
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Winnow jacks in his cubicle.
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Those options suck ass.You forgot so many.
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Post by Rivera Bladestrike »

Care to name a few then? So I can beware?
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Post by Dexail »

you left out...

5) driving to work.
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Post by icknay »

or driving wherever...
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WTF, wheres "In [you]'s closet"
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