I'll take that apology now, Sylvos.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 27, 2005, 2:22 pm

I cannot compete with that level of nerdiness. I concede Sylvos. (can I see the stats on Jango for comparison?) Aww fuck that was supposed to be a PM.

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » April 27, 2005, 2:23 pm

Sylvos wrote:Boba Fett is so bad ass.
I will stat him out for you right now.

Boba Fett (beginning of Episode V): Male Human Soldier 6/Scoundrel 1/Bounty Hunter 6; Initiative +3 (Dex); Defense 21
(+8 class, +3 Dex); DR 4, Speed 10m; VP/WP 100/15; Atk: +14/+9/+4 melee (1d4+2, knife) or +15/+10/+5 ranged (3d8/19-20,
blaster rifle) or +15/+10/+5 ranged (2d4, laser gauntlet) or +15 ranged (2d6 flamethrower gauntlet) or +13 ranged (2d6, rocket
dart) or +15 ranged (DC 15/12, stun grenade) or +15 ranged (5d6/3d6, missile) or +15 ranged (special, whipcord); SQ Illicit barter,
target bonus +3, sneak attack +3d6; SV Fort +10, Ref +10, WIll +6; SZ M; FP 2; DSP 4; Rep +9; Str 15, Dex 16, Con 15, Int 11,
Wis 13, Cha 13.
Equipment: Modified padded battle armor, flight suit, jet pack (with integrated missile laucher), blaster rifle equiped with
stun grenade launcher, laser gauntlet, flamethrower gauntlet, whipcord, rocket darts, sonic beam weapon, spiked boots, magnetic grappling hook, survival knife, ammo belt, antisecurity blades, Firespray-class patrol/attack ship (Slave 1).
Skills: Astrogate +6, Computer use +6, Demolitions +8, Disable Device +6, Gather Information +7, Hide +7, Intimidate +11, Knowledge (streetwise) +10, Listen +5, Move Silently +7, Pilot +11, Profession (bounty hunter) +5, Read/Write Basic, Repair +5,
Speak Basic, Spot +5, Survival +6.
Feats: Armor Proficiencies (light, medium, heavy, powered), Exotic Weapon Proficiency (whip), Infamy, Martial Artist, Point Blank Shot, Precise Shot, Starship Operation (space transport), Track, Weapon Group Proficiencies (blaster pistols, blaster rifles,
heavy weapons, simple weapons, vibro weapons).

I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off.

No loss...wasnt using it anyways.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2005, 2:28 pm

then how did you beat off?

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 27, 2005, 2:36 pm

Sylvos wrote:
Voronwë wrote:my wife isnt going to sleep with me tonight just because i posted on this thread. she will have no knowledge of this thread, yet will still know that i did something today that makes me unfuckable.

hhaahaahhaahahaahahahhaha

You can take solace in the fact that Sylvos won't be getting any either

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 27, 2005, 2:39 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Sylvos wrote:
Voronwë wrote:my wife isnt going to sleep with me tonight just because i posted on this thread. she will have no knowledge of this thread, yet will still know that i did something today that makes me unfuckable.

hhaahaahhaahahaahahahhaha
You can take solace in the fact that Sylvos won't be getting any either

WTF!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 27, 2005, 2:41 pm

in fact
I can guarantee I'll be sexually satisfied tonight.
And if she wont help me, the Victoria Secret catalouge will.

FACE!

noel · Post by **noel** » April 27, 2005, 2:42 pm

You and every other Star Wars nerd. =P

*goes off to find the V-Secret catalogue*

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2005, 2:42 pm

just slip her 2 Tylenol PMs, and give it 20 minutes

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » April 27, 2005, 2:45 pm

Sylvos wrote:in fact
I can guarantee I'll be sexually satisfied tonight.
And if she wont help me, the Victoria Secret catalouge will.

FACE!

Pffft. Couldn't get your hands on that chloroform I see.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 27, 2005, 2:46 pm

omg hahahahaahaahhahahahaha

noel · Post by **noel** » April 27, 2005, 3:07 pm

Apparently the guys at PA are reading this thread, and commenting on the upcoming Star Wars live action Television show:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-04-27

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » April 27, 2005, 3:47 pm

this thread is pure gold and the first one in over a year that is archive worthy!

PS: bobafett is DEAD, deal

noel · Post by **noel** » April 27, 2005, 3:50 pm

Actually, I've reconsidered. Jango is dead, Boba's fate is, as of this writing, undetermined.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 27, 2005, 3:55 pm

Man and I thought I was a geek because I bought my son and I lightsabers... Whew! I don't feel so bad now... I just hope me posting on this thread dosen't keep ME from getting laid tonight too...

Marb

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2005, 3:59 pm

i think the public should know Noel has been shopping for Star Wars legos on ebay

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » April 27, 2005, 4:03 pm

going shopping this evening...I will have my lightsaber spoon!

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 27, 2005, 4:56 pm

Sylvos wrote:in fact
I can guarantee I'll be sexually satisfied tonight.
And if she wont help me, the Victoria Secret catalouge will.

FACE!

You spell catalogue like a Canadian...
FYI - Can be also spelled catalog ;P

Marbus wrote:Man and I thought I was a geek because I bought my son and I lightsabers... Whew! I don't feel so bad now... I just hope me posting on this thread dosen't keep ME from getting laid tonight too...

The super-phat $99 ones?? Sylvos's dad bought two of those. They are pretty cool, but suck because you can't hit stuff with them

noel · Post by **noel** » April 27, 2005, 4:59 pm

How fucking cool is this though?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

HOW FUCKING COOL!?!?!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2005, 5:18 pm

next time i go to Target (read: 2008), i'm going to buy every fucking lego thing and put them on ebay.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 27, 2005, 5:23 pm

I wish the lightsaber's were hit-people-in-the-faceable-without-breaking. =(

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 27, 2005, 6:52 pm

We got 2 of the electronic ones, they were about $20 each. One is Yoda's so it's kind of small. It makes crashing sounds when you fight (yes you can fight with them) and gives you Yoda feedback on how you are doing "let go of your anger" etc... The other is Obi-Wan's and it vibrates when and makes crashing sounds when you fight. Cool thing is that look cool in the dark and make that lightsaber sound when you turn them on and off.

It was like totaly dark in the house except for my monitor this weekend and I was up playing WoW when I thought I heard my son... no crying (usually he cries a little when he wakes up and his nighlight isn't on) so I thought he was still asleep. A minute or so later I see his door slowly come open... I'm straining my eyes to look when I see the larger Saber (Obi-Wan's) ignite as my 2 year old walks out of his room sideways leg over leg with the saber up in attack postion. When I could finally see his face he had that Anakin (I'm evil now) look on his face as he looked into the Den to see if anyone was there. I couldn't help it I died laughing. Heh, normally he would be scared to death but he had his lightsaber and was ready to attach anything that got into his way... heh!

I'll try to post a picture tomorrow of him with one of them. We have been watching ESB latley so his new saying when we "play" is... and this cracks me up because at first I couldn't understand what he was saying... but just as we start he always says... "You are not a Jedi yet" HAHAH...

Marb

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » April 27, 2005, 7:01 pm

There is enough geek in this thread to power the Enterprise for a year.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 28, 2005, 12:51 am

Master Joseph

My 3'3" 2 and a half year old, hopefully in a couple of years I'll have a linebacker! ... or a Jedi

or both! Either way, Daddy will be proud

Cheers!
Marb

edit - had his turn on the LS

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 28, 2005, 12:53 am

Where's the Saber Spoon!?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 28, 2005, 1:27 am

Rofl.. I stopped reading after Xouqoa's post because anything after that would simple PALE in comparison!

ell oh ell!

Lynnsie · Post by **Lynnsie** » April 28, 2005, 1:28 am

He's cute Marb

Nick · Post by **Nick** » April 28, 2005, 2:35 am

Wow.....just wow...

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 28, 2005, 9:28 am

Dude! We have the same toys littering our house too!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 28, 2005, 10:39 am

Heh, yea, we don't have a den anymore

Thanks Lynnsie I think he is the cutest! He usually takes better pictures than that but he was half asleep last night, I was happy just to get a picture.

All the saber spoons are in the Kitchen so they won't get lost, I was finding them all over the house!

Marb

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 11:31 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:There is enough geek in this thread to power the Enterprise for a year.

which version of the Enterprise. because i think in the pre-series they used a different fusible material than dilithium crystals....

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 28, 2005, 1:34 pm

Voronwë wrote:
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:There is enough geek in this thread to power the Enterprise for a year.
which version of the Enterprise. because i think in the pre-series they used a different fusible material than dilithium crystals....

It would HAVE to be the Galaxy-class one from TNG, but not the new one. It'd have to be the old one from the TV series, but AFTER Jordi realigned the crystal matrix to help the ship escape that energy sucking mine field. Because only the realigned matrix could efficiently convert geek to energy to last a whole year.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 28, 2005, 1:34 pm

An old school bird of prey w/ cloaking device would totally pwn the Millenium Falcon!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 1:50 pm

fucking double post

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 1:51 pm

Sylvos wrote:An old school bird of prey w/ cloaking device would totally pwn the Millenium Falcon!

thankfully, sylvos making this incredibly assinine loser statement created such a massive attraction of geek-ness, opening a temporal rift, transitioning all of the geekiness i experiened yesterday to flow forward in time towards his person, therefor allowing me to get some ass last night.

Klingon bird of prey over the Millenium Falcon? This ship made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs!

She may not look like much kid, but she's got it where it counts.

though a nice dinner and a bottle of wine certainly deserve an assist

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 28, 2005, 2:04 pm

haha my ruse to lure voronwe back to this thread worked!
OF COURSE the Millenium Falcon would own a bird of prey cause Star Wars > Star Trek!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 28, 2005, 2:10 pm

Hmm... while I want to agree lets remember that the MF will only do 1.5 past the speed of light while the Enterprise or an older model BoP will do Warp 5 at least which is expontentially faster than the speed of light.

Thus in theory the BoP could attack, run away, and come back for the kill before all repairs are done. Unless of course there was a Jedi on the MF schooled in the art of Jedi Battle Meditation. If they were there they could focus on the BoP and probably get them to lower their cloak and shields making them an easy target for the MF and her turbolasers.

Marb

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 28, 2005, 2:14 pm

The Millenium Falcon has the best Starship Ace in the galaxy - Han Solo.
Han Solo would frickin own them all, he'd be all saying funny shit while Chewbacca is roaring and playing virtual chess with R2D2.

For reals
word.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 2:24 pm

Chewie would rip Data's arm off if he beat him in chess

Post by **Sylvus** » April 28, 2005, 2:24 pm

While I'm not so well-versed in this horrifyingly vagina-frightening debate, I think that Han Solo existed in a galaxy "far, far away" and "a long time ago". So the point is moot if he is the best "starship ace" in his galaxy, he'd still have to test his skills against the best "starship ace" of this galaxy in the future.

Christ, what have you guys done to me?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 2:26 pm

Spock on the other hand might be harder to rip his arm off.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 28, 2005, 2:27 pm

uh Han Solo would fucking own Star Trek pilots, those beam me up faggots would be like OH NO WE NEED 50 PEOPLE TO FLY OUR SHIP FROM THE BRIDGE and han solo would be like 'bitch plz" then take them through an asterorid belt and bam dead star trek.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 2:29 pm

the enterprise would be in fucking little chunks while Uhura is attempting to hail the Millenium Falcon, and Worf is like, "god i would die to be Chewbacca"

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 28, 2005, 2:29 pm

The good Spock or the cool "Mirror Mirror" Spock? Chewie might could rip his arm off but he could use that little device in the evil Kirk's quarters to kill him dead before he could get to him!

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » April 28, 2005, 2:31 pm

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Ess ... nutes.html

There, that should end any talk about star trek ships and star wars ships fighting each other.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 28, 2005, 2:33 pm

http://forum.spacebattles.com/index.php?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2005, 2:33 pm

good question Marb.

if Scottie could have Jordie reconfigure the deflector dish to send a tachyon pulse opening a fissure in space time allowing the Enterprise to come back around and not get blown up yet cause they were too busy hailing and pop out right behind the MF, right ast he MF killed the Enterprsie the first time.

even still, my money is on the Millinium Falcon.

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » April 28, 2005, 2:33 pm

Due to this thread I am now being forced to leave this board and never come back.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » April 28, 2005, 2:38 pm

Point taken but if they did open a fissure in time they might could bring in the Enterprise X to help them since it would be a time ship not to mention the fact that the Enterprise C might show up as well since it's still hanging out after the battle of Kiddemere. Maybe this time though Lt. Yar and Princess Leah could get some hot girl on girl action going while... ah... never mind...

Marb

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 28, 2005, 3:03 pm

Come on man! The Falcon barely escapes from a couple TIE fighters, the Enterprise is a fucking CAPITAL SHIP that can take on Klingon battlecruisers. I don't care if God is Han's copilot, the Falcon is getting blowed the fuck up.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » April 28, 2005, 3:08 pm

but the enterprize didn't have the Force