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URGENT MESSAGE

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FROM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA,
Detention Block AA-23 cell# 2187,
DEATH STAR

URGENT ASSISTANCE - STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

DEAR FRIEND

Good day to you.

Permit me to inform you of my desire for you to help me. Obviously,
you might be surprised on receiving this mail due to we have not known
before.

By brief introduction, I am HER ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA, a
citizen of ALDERAN and the only daughter of SENATOR BAIL ORGANA.

My farther was killed by the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE when they destroyed
my homeworld of ALDERAN.

My father was First Chairman and Viceroy of ALDERAN and had with him
considerable wealth. Before his death he transferred the total Sum of
$19,000,000.00 (NINETEEN MILLION REPUBLIC CREDITS) to a CORELLIAN
security company.

Dear one, please I am honourably seeking your assistance to assist me
in transferring this amount from the security company and transfer
these credits into your accounts outside the outer rim and also stand
as a guardian to me. At present I am being held against my will by the
evil DARTH VADAR and am unable to secure the amount for myself.

In exchange for your esteemed help I will offer you 15% of the total
Sum as compensation after the transfer (along with a used R2 unit).

Please, get back to me through the above email address to enable me
inform you the requirement before the transfer of the credits into
your account .

Further more, kindly furnish me with your following details.

{A}.YOUR FULL NAME.
{B}.YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
{C}.YOUR HOLOGRAPHIC COMMUNICATION NUMBER.
{D} YOUR IDENTIFICATION AND YOUR OCUPATION.
(E).YOUR AGE.
(F)YOUR MIDICHLORIAN COUNT.

Please treat this issue as confidential and contact me immediately
with yahoo private e-mail address [ __________ ] for more information
about this transaction.

Thanks for your kindness and may the Force be with you.

Best regards,
PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

so darth vader isnt her dad and princess amidala isnt her mom and she isnt from naboo and luke really isnt her brother at all?
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Post by Voronwë »

Stragi wrote:so darth vader isnt her dad and princess amidala isnt her mom and she isnt from naboo and luke really isnt her brother at all?
you noob, she was adopted by Bail Organa of Alderan.

just like Luke lived with Lars Owen!!!
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owned!
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what are you guys talking about??
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star trek
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Chicken Alfredo Linguini.


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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

man i bet you had to wiki that moronwe!!!!!!!!! hahahaha get it?!
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Post by Voronwë »

no fool!

His Emminence, Master Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi discusses it with Master Yoda after Luke departs Dagobah, leaving his training early. "That boy is our last hope" worries Kenobi as he knows of the impending confrontation with Anakin Skywalker, a supremely dangerous foe. But Yoda says "no, there is another"

THAT IS STAR WARS: EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

THE GREATEST THING EVER TO HAVE BEEN PRESSED UPON CELLULOID AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT I WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU SUCK
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Post by Voronwë »

YODA SAYS THAT WHEN THE X-WING FIGHTER IS LIFTING OFF AND YOU SEE THE SHADOWS MOVE ACROSS HIS FACE AND IT IS REAL ERIE AND SHIT.

GODDAMMIT!
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Post by noel »

Not sure which is better. Stragi failing at being a nerd. Or Voronwe succeeding!
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noel wrote:Not sure which is better. Stragi failing at being a nerd. Or Voronwe succeeding!
OR NOEL FAILING TO PICKUP ON EXTREME AMMOUNTS OF SARCASM AND NONSENSERY
ps ewokz
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Post by Winnow »

I am now in possession of a Blue Lightsaber Spoon. I have another unopened box of Frosted Flakes (factory sealed) that may contain a Red, Green or Blue Light Saber Spoon. Do we have a vBay system on this board yet?

It also works well scooping ice cream during dark scenes in movies with the room lights out.

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Post by Sirensa »

Dude I would totally eat with a light saber spoon.
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Post by Marbus »

We have a green and a blue but no red yet... DAMMNIT!

However I did purchase the Yoda and Obi-Wan lightsabers this weekend and my son and I have been having nightly battles.

Star Wars kicks all your asses!

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Post by noel »

omg I am going to buy frosted flakes on the way home tonight.

Oh shit, I'm not anon.
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Where can I get a light saber spoon?
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Post by Midnyte_Ragebringer »

Nevermind. I read your post Marb. I scrolled down and saw the spoon and got a chubby and didn't even read your post before about Frosted Flakes.

Well, I am off to the store to buy some cereal!!!!!

*sigh* My wife is going to think I am even more of a nerd than usual. I may just have to cut her down with the spoon! MUHAHAHA
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Post by pyrella »

I have the green lightsaber spoon of doom.


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Post by Aslanna »

This thread is much more entertaining than the daily random IRC lame quote that gets posted.

At least it was until this post.
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Not my Picts!

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Post by noel »

OMG I AM SPORTING WOOD!

MORE LIGHTSABER SPOON PICTURES!
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Post by noel »

I have two red lightsaber spoons. I will trade one for a blue or a green. PST!
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I'm so buying a box of frosted flakes.
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