Aranuil Thinks He Is Brad Pit

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 19, 2002, 1:28 pm

TheCerano wrote:I must say that, after reviewing all your panzie asses here, it's some what comforting to know I could woop all your asses IRL.

and you're now a fag for having said that ^^

TheCerano · Post by **TheCerano** » November 19, 2002, 1:30 pm

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 1:45 pm

TheCerano wrote:You got a lot of room talking about who is and is not a fag you cartoon watching pumpkin pie hair cut freak.

I'm sorry. Are you trying to be all hard? You're failing. You're probably used to that though.

TheCerano · Post by **TheCerano** » November 19, 2002, 1:58 pm

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 2:00 pm

TheCerano wrote:You want to talk about being hard? I'll tell you what dont make me hard California boy. Those wenches you dumb asses voted into the Senate.

WOW! You've got me there, sir! I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Wait I know. I'll laugh... at you.

If you're so fucking tough post a picture or stfu.

TheCerano · Post by **TheCerano** » November 19, 2002, 2:02 pm

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 19, 2002, 2:05 pm

TheCerano wrote:I'm glad you find this humorous. I'm guessing your IQ rates just below plant life.

What a tool... who pissed in your cherrios this morning?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 19, 2002, 2:11 pm

TheCerano wrote:....pumpkin pie hair cut freak.

And YOU HAVE THE GALL TO QUESTION SOMEONES IQ?

The irony! oh the irony....so much pain...can't stop laughing

In attempting to come off as a badass...you're coming off as a limp dick...try again though my flaccid friend

EDIT ~~

btw, if you're gonna talk shit...back it up...otherwise you're a spinless pussy...put your pic up and prove to us that you can "PEEKAY US IRL"

otherwise you're a castrated choir boy to me

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 2:23 pm

TheCerano wrote:I'm glad you find this humorous. I'm guessing your IQ rates just below plant life.

Actually, my IQ is quite high. Obviously higher than yours. I'm sorry, I thought our line of conversation (you know, the one you started) was about the ludicrous proposition that you could (to paraphrase) "woop all of our asses IRL". After making a statement like that, you want to change it into an intellectual argument? Umm, no. Sorry son, you've already failed.

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 19, 2002, 2:32 pm

I split this off from the RL picture thread btw, since I don't really want 200 posts of Cerano making an idiot out of himself on there. Flame away here instead!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 19, 2002, 2:34 pm

ROFLMAO

I could kill you as an afterthought while fighting a real challenge

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 19, 2002, 2:37 pm

IRL PK!!

I'm scared. No really. Bwahahahahehhehehehee.

You certainly couldn't whip our asses in a spelling bee!

P.S. - And why is it comforting to know you could beat our "panzie" asses - is that manly-man talk for "I have a small penis and an inflated ego"?

Ocelott · Post by **Ocelott** » November 19, 2002, 2:39 pm

ROFL!!!

Someone feels like King Shit of Turd Island...

The one thing I failed to notice in the post was a home address...

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 19, 2002, 2:40 pm

uh wtf

goon

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 19, 2002, 2:42 pm

Careful Aranuil, he might snap into a slim jim. Ohhh yeaahhhhh!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 19, 2002, 2:43 pm

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEALTH!!1!!11

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 2:44 pm

Teenybloke wrote:I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEALTH!!1!!11

ROFL!

I

Teeny!

OMG NOT TO THE DEALTH!!1!!11, SIR!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 19, 2002, 2:46 pm

haha i always remember that thread, but I almost forgot about DEALTH!

bwahaha

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » November 19, 2002, 2:47 pm

*sigh*

Put up (this means post your pic) or STFU.

Wait, am I at the VZ/TZ boards?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 19, 2002, 2:52 pm

wow retard in game, retard irl.

shocker.

Drolgin Steingrinder · November 19, 2002, 2:55 pm

Ok, what the fuck?

I have been saving "DUEL TO THE DEALTH!!1!" for MONTHS, now. I've been biding my time, waiting for the perfect opportunity to spring it on some unsuspecting fucker, and this...this...this drunken leprechaun steals my thunder and wastes it on this completely worthless plastic imitation of a human being?

Fucking irishmen!

Oh and "TheCerano" : *points*

You're fly is undone. You know how I can tell? Let me give you a hint: your ROCK HARD 2 inch penis is sticking out in all its splendor.

Go be a big man somewhere else, we have enough assholes here as it is.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » November 19, 2002, 2:59 pm

TheCerano wrote:I must say that, after reviewing all your panzie asses here, it's some what comforting to know I could woop all your asses IRL.

i'm guessing your about... 5'10", let me tell you why i come to that conclusion.

See there is this scale that men seem to fall into.. my wife pointed it out to me when we were dating, because i was generally a calm and mellow person, yet i always seemed to attract some loser at a bar who thought it would be fun to taunt the 6'7" 325 pound guy having a good time with his wife and friends.

men 5'6-5'9 or so are like chiuaua's (sp?) and make OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of freakin noise because they have to prove something.
men 5'10 - 5'11 are close to the magical 6'0" mark they think they're all that and go out of their way to pretend to be all big and bad.. my wife refers to this group as the "puffed chest brigade"
6'0-6'4 they're past the mark and they know it.. cocky bastards for the most part, actually tend to get their ass kicked more then they should.
6'5 and over.. nothing for us to say.. we have nothing to prove to anybody. We are a pretty quiet bunch because we know we are handling any problem that comes our way and we have no need to make a big fuss over it.. but God help you..

The fights i've been in in my lifetime of 35 years which aren't many because I really prefer things not to resort to that have all been started by some fuckin chiuaua nipping at my heels, or some puffed chest asshole picking fights with the biggest guy in the place because he thinks he has to for some reason.. In each case I was able to continue enjoying my night out with my friends after a few minutes of intermission.

I had this "friend" he was about 5'6.. scrawny little bastard.. couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.. inevitably every saturday night he'd pick a fight with some puffed chest brigade member.. of course when things would start getting serious he'd come runnin back to me and expect me to protect his ass.. after about the 3rd saturday he did this.. i let the guy beat the shit out of him..

All i can say is bring it little man..

-Ajran

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 19, 2002, 3:02 pm

OMFG I AM TEH SCARED!!!

btw: crazy > tuff

I'm fucking crazy.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » November 19, 2002, 3:02 pm

Teenybloke wrote:I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEALTH!!1!!11

not to the death.. to the PAIN...

-Ajran

beasted · Post by **beasted** » November 19, 2002, 3:08 pm

Cerano came here, blatantly looking for attention like the pre-pube that he is, and you all fed him more than he bargained for in under 90 minutes...

jesus christ people, ignore him?

Karae · Post by **Karae** » November 19, 2002, 3:09 pm

TheCerano wrote:I'm glad you find this humorous. I'm guessing your IQ rates just below plant life.

Which would make him a genius compared to you.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 19, 2002, 3:10 pm

I think his goal was to push buttons, looks like he pushed about 20.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » November 19, 2002, 3:12 pm

Cerano, the next time I see you, I'll go into skel form just for you!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 19, 2002, 3:13 pm

Drolgin pwned!

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 3:14 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:I think his goal was to push buttons, looks like he pushed about 20.

It would be my contention that he lacks the forethought to have such a goal, sir.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 19, 2002, 3:15 pm

Krimson, there is no way in hell he possesses the wit to push buttons.

BTW I nominate the thread for moving to the Retards section.

Karae · Post by **Karae** » November 19, 2002, 3:18 pm

Ajran wrote:
TheCerano wrote:I must say that, after reviewing all your panzie asses here, it's some what comforting to know I could woop all your asses IRL.
i'm guessing your about... 5'10", let me tell you why i come to that conclusion.

See there is this scale that men seem to fall into.. my wife pointed it out to me when we were dating, because i was generally a calm and mellow person, yet i always seemed to attract some loser at a bar who thought it would be fun to taunt the 6'7" 325 pound guy having a good time with his wife and friends.

men 5'6-5'9 or so are like chiuaua's (sp?) and make OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of freakin noise because they have to prove something.
men 5'10 - 5'11 are close to the magical 6'0" mark they think they're all that and go out of their way to pretend to be all big and bad.. my wife refers to this group as the "puffed chest brigade"
6'0-6'4 they're past the mark and they know it.. cocky bastards for the most part, actually tend to get their ass kicked more then they should.
6'5 and over.. nothing for us to say.. we have nothing to prove to anybody. We are a pretty quiet bunch because we know we are handling any problem that comes our way and we have no need to make a big fuss over it.. but God help you..

The fights i've been in in my lifetime of 35 years which aren't many because I really prefer things not to resort to that have all been started by some fuckin chiuaua nipping at my heels, or some puffed chest asshole picking fights with the biggest guy in the place because he thinks he has to for some reason.. In each case I was able to continue enjoying my night out with my friends after a few minutes of intermission.

I had this "friend" he was about 5'6.. scrawny little bastard.. couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.. inevitably every saturday night he'd pick a fight with some puffed chest brigade member.. of course when things would start getting serious he'd come runnin back to me and expect me to protect his ass.. after about the 3rd saturday he did this.. i let the guy beat the shit out of him..

All i can say is bring it little man..

-Ajran

Now you seem like as big a faggot as TheCerano. Bragging about what a badass you are on a message board always makes you look like a limp dicked pissant, regardless of whether you actually are or not. Maybe next time you should take a note from your own book, and not puff your chest out like a chump with something to prove. So you're 6'7" 325 lbs.? We aren't impressed.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 19, 2002, 3:24 pm

And generalizations about height are stupid.

Post by **Sylvus** » November 19, 2002, 3:26 pm

beasted wrote:Cerano came here, blatantly looking for attention like the pre-pube that he is, and you all fed him more than he bargained for in under 90 minutes...

jesus christ people, ignore him?

whatevr beested, i could kikc ur ass IRL! u and ur panzie ass LOLOLLOL!!!!

____________
TehSylvus
"2legit2quit"

I'm all for everyone responding to this thread. The more time Cerano spends at home, whacking off to the attention he got himself, the less chance he'll be out tricking some poor young lady into helping him pollute the genepool with little Ceranos.

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » November 19, 2002, 3:27 pm

I'm glad you find this humorous. I'm guessing your IQ rates just below plant life.

Weak.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 19, 2002, 3:27 pm

With this logc, Manute Bol and Shawn Bradley would be the baddest men on the planet. I don't think I have ever seen a single fight in my life that the height of the person involved meant shit.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » November 19, 2002, 3:30 pm

Yeah Ajran, that was a giant generalization. Im 5'10" 160lbs. Do I pick fights? No, far from it. Infact, if someone is about to fight someone else, I try my hardest to not let them fight, short of fighting them myself.

I'd rate myself as pretty dang mellow.

Generalizations < *

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 3:34 pm

Change your posts all you want jackass. We quoted you, you're still an idiot.

Nuggun · Post by **Nuggun** » November 19, 2002, 3:34 pm

pwned nuff said

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » November 19, 2002, 3:39 pm

Coming down off the crack high Cerano?

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 3:43 pm

'Aranuil Flame War' ?

Are you that attention starved?

*yawn*

Nuggun · Post by **Nuggun** » November 19, 2002, 3:44 pm

Possibilities:

1. TheCerano's brother/sister/friend posted that stupid shit and he just caught on to it.
2. Testosterone(sp?) levels jumped to un-parralelled heights and proceeded to vent his manliness.
3. Laliana had the right idea and TheCerano smokes crack.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 19, 2002, 3:46 pm

His l33t webpage implies he's unguilded and has a cartoon girlfriend. Imagine that...

Midnyte_Ragebringer · November 19, 2002, 3:47 pm

Ehhh how you say??

Ahhh yes.... JACKASS!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » November 19, 2002, 3:50 pm

Nuggun wrote:2. Testosterone(sp?) levels jumped to un-parralelled heights and proceeded to vent his manliness.

What manliness?

Nuggun · Post by **Nuggun** » November 19, 2002, 3:51 pm

What manliness?

-Sargeras

You sir are correct

I appologize for my foolish mistake.

EDIT: on second thought, from the posts i was assuming he had 2 inches of manliness.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 19, 2002, 3:54 pm

CLEVER NEW Title! 'Aranuil thinks he is Brad Pitt'

'You're not going anywhere. You'll stay until the fight's finished.'

Which should take me all of 5 seconds. Please get off my jock, son. I'm not into boys.

EDIT: YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! Post your address in Seattle you piece of shit. I've tolerated your fucking idiocy all morning long, but now you've crossed a fucking line by spelling Brad Pitt's last name wrong. I will PEEKAY YOU IRL you little bitch. Post your address, and post your picture so I know who it is I'm taking out, you insignificant little fuck.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 19, 2002, 3:57 pm

Sargeras, I challenge you to a walk off!

Karae · Post by **Karae** » November 19, 2002, 4:00 pm

Lalanae wrote:And generalizations about height are stupid.

Yea..everyone knows it's penis size that drives the male ego.

VeeshanVault

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