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- masteen
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Brittney wanted the character for unique or special or something else that unoriginal retards like her would want, and they gave her the character for strange
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
That's a parody newspaper. If it's not self-evident, you can click on the disclaimer button and they tell you straight up. South Oakland (SoufOaklin) is the neighborhood of Pittsburgh in which the University of Pittsburgh is located. I went to school there for a year.
Sad though that may be, this is a recurring problem in P-Burgh. There was a kid on my floor who went to get a tattoo. The tat was to be the chinese characters for "soulmate." His girlfriend planned to get a matching one in a studio in Altoona, where she went to school. Unfortunately for him, another kid on my floor was fluent in chinese. It turns out that there is no chinese character which translates directly as "soulmate." Instead, the artist gave him a prefix which denotes that a ghost or a spirit or a soul is being discussed. Just as "anthro-" symbolizes that the word or phrase is linked to human behavior, so this prefix was linked to ghosts and spirits, but like anthro, it had no meaning beyond that.
We never told him about it. But he found out about it himself when his girlfriend came out to visit and had something totally different tattoo'd on her arm.
Edit: I also don't think the fake newspaper even exists anymore. The sports section contains stories reprinted from september 2001, and the publisher's note talks about how basketball hasn't started and Larry Fitzgerald is going to the draft, making it a year and a half old.
Sad though that may be, this is a recurring problem in P-Burgh. There was a kid on my floor who went to get a tattoo. The tat was to be the chinese characters for "soulmate." His girlfriend planned to get a matching one in a studio in Altoona, where she went to school. Unfortunately for him, another kid on my floor was fluent in chinese. It turns out that there is no chinese character which translates directly as "soulmate." Instead, the artist gave him a prefix which denotes that a ghost or a spirit or a soul is being discussed. Just as "anthro-" symbolizes that the word or phrase is linked to human behavior, so this prefix was linked to ghosts and spirits, but like anthro, it had no meaning beyond that.
We never told him about it. But he found out about it himself when his girlfriend came out to visit and had something totally different tattoo'd on her arm.
Edit: I also don't think the fake newspaper even exists anymore. The sports section contains stories reprinted from september 2001, and the publisher's note talks about how basketball hasn't started and Larry Fitzgerald is going to the draft, making it a year and a half old.
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Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
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Hesten wrote:Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
And Hesten wants you to know that he has several tattoos , smokes and has been with more than 5 guys.
This sounds like that line from Chris Rock's comedy song "No Sex In The Champagne Room"...Hesten wrote:Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
If a girl has a pierced tongue, she will probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he will probably suck your dick.
Hey, it dont count if you do it for money to afford more tatoos and tongue piercingsSylvos wrote:Hesten wrote:Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
And Hesten wants you to know that he has several tattoos , smokes and has been with more than 5 guys.
"Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich"