Who is Sylvos?

noel · Post by **noel** » April 5, 2005, 3:28 pm

I know chat logs are gay... but I felt very strongly that this is the sort of thing that should be aired out for all to see.

Sylvos: ok change of subject
Sylvos: in d20 Star Wars i need help with a name for a Jedi character
noel: Naran Kyle
Sylvos: he'll be a Jedi Guardian til probably level 8
K-moll: R2 Double D2
Sylvos: i h8 u
K-moll: a female driod with huge cans
noel: lol
Faerin_wrk: Sebitar!
Thren: Poop Stick
Thren: Best Jedi name evar.
noel: Sylvos Winterraven!
Sylvos: no he's already a Forgotten Realms charcater
K-moll: Bruce Solo
Thren: haha
noel: hahah
Sylvos: not using names twice
Sylvos: The concepet is
BubbaGrizz: poocock
Sylvos: once i have all these chars up to 10th level they will all be on the Ship that Sails the Seas of the Universe
sylvus_wrk: Sir Archibald Diddlecrank
noel: like seas on planets within the known universe?
Thren: You should name him "Poop Smith"
Sylvos: cross dimensions
Thren: and your catch phrase will be "Poop on my dick or blood on my light saber"
noel: wait
Thren: and you need to be a wookie.
noel: this is star wars?
Sylvos: Yeah
Sylvos: one dimension is
noel: I don't remember cross dimension in SW
Sylvos: one dimension
Sylvos: i know
Sylvos: which will make it more unique
Sylvos: You'll have a d20 modern char, a jedi knight, a half elf ranger, a shifter barbarian, a winterelf pistoleer, a night elf sentinel, a dawn elf paragon , a zamoran borderer
Sylvos: all on the same ship
Sylvos: all shards of the same person
Sylvos: Shards of the One
K-moll: don't forget the mexican drywaller
sylvus_wrk: and the Jewish Accountant
Faerin_wrk: he's pulling a league of extrodinary gentlemen
noel: lol kilmoll
Sylvos: i hate you all
sylvus_wrk: seriously sylvos, why would you even mention that in this channel if you weren't looking for us to make fun of you
K-moll: yes
Sylvos: lol
K-moll: it is the most nerdlike idea I have heard since Thren started trying to code a female robot for stragi
noel: lol
Thren: wu!
sylvus_wrk: i thought it was a male robot w/ 'stache?
K-moll: stragi has not seen a woman so he would not know the difference
sylvus_wrk: HANK 9000
K-moll: seriously...I love DnD....but this crosses the line into taping your glasses together and using a pocket protector
Sylvos: You realize im stuck at work all day
Sylvos: with no creative outlet
Faerin_wrk: ...
Sylvos: so this is my ENJOYMENT
K-moll: you were funnier friday when you were in a rage

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 5, 2005, 3:30 pm

haha i fucking hate you

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » April 5, 2005, 3:36 pm

Holy shit. What a mega-dork you are.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 5, 2005, 3:38 pm

Do you have any stories written with these characters that you could share with us?

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 5, 2005, 3:42 pm

oh man you're so dead.
i mean deader than dead
I mean if dead were dead you'd be doubly dead with a side order of DEAD.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 5, 2005, 3:43 pm

K-moll: don't forget the mexican drywaller

Winner!

noel · Post by **noel** » April 5, 2005, 3:45 pm

I don't understand why you're angry Sylvos. I think it's extremely creative. I couldn't make up something as imaginitive as that.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 5, 2005, 3:49 pm

who said i was angry
IM NOT FUCKING ANGRY!

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » April 5, 2005, 3:59 pm

IRC is scary:

[14:57] Sylvos: HES SO OLD TIME GOES BACKWARDS FOR HIM

[15:12] Sylvos: and i just dropped ass, sorry brenda

[13:36] Sylvos: who gets off at 3 and can sleep on the job
[13:36] Sylvos: oh thats right! me!

[13:39] Sylvos: I'll roll up to your house in a brown oldsmobile shootin sparks
[13:40] Sylvos: smoking a stogie
[13:40] Sylvos: and be like Daddy's home

[13:43] Sylvos: i'll have sex with your underage daughter andn we'll kill you together

[13:55] Sylvos: i used to get my ass whooped in grade school by our nuns

[15:27] Sylvos: im gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron

[16:58] Sylvos: wanna smell my fingers now?

[13:32] Sylvos: the answer is simple. You all hate that I am right. You hate that I am the best. You hate that I am the most perfect specimen of the male gender of homo sapien ever to exist. As a result you treat me with disdain and cruelty cause of jealosy. Which thens turns to bigotry cause me being perfect in every way makes me different and you small minded hateful people hate what is different and what you can't understand. Hence I win. afk as the wiNNer

[13:49] Sylvos: For that is the burden I must bear as being the most perfect man alive.

[14:52] Sylvos: i can feel my balls screaming in protest as my taint is ripped of hair

[16:32] Sylvos: unless people start cutting off their genitalia and plastering it to their forehead they arent going to be "cutting edge"

[14:29] Sylvos: i dont wanan jack off
[14:29] Sylvos: im waring my cute jeans today

noel · Post by **noel** » April 5, 2005, 4:15 pm

He really is an amazing guy...

Sylvos: I should be the new pope
Sylvos: holy fuck that would own
Sylvos: I would be the most powerful man in christianity
Sylvos: I WOULD BE A GOD
Sylvos: DIVINE RIGHT IS MY POWER
Sylvos: IN CHRISTIANITY SON
Sylvos: I WOULD BECOME ALL POWERFUL
Sylvos: I could decimate nations
Sylvos: raise an army of the faithful and take on satan in a chariot of flames
Sylvos: as i battle the Demons of mankind
Sylvos: I shall reign death and suffering upon the false
Sylvos: and the seas shall boil
Sylvos: the skys tear
Sylvos: I shall be the Justicar of War
Sylvos: the Warrior Pope
Sylvos: I will wear a black cassock and black surplus
Sylvos: The Obsidian Papacy shall reign
Sylvos: Blood and Death in teh name of CHrist our Lord shall be my LEgacy
Sylvos: I shall bring the Wrath of God upon your heads
Sylvos: with the secrets of the Vatican's ancient vauts in my hands , i shall unleash untold magic from ancient civilizations back into the world.
Sylvos: The foundations shall rock with the power of Cthulhu as I wage war against the ancient gods.
Sylvos: Azathoth shall be destroyed with the power of the ancient wisdom from the Arc of the Covenant
Sylvos: I AM THE LINE OF DAVID
Sylvos: I shall consume the evil of Lucifier and wage a second war in heaven
Sylvos: only this time the battlefield wil be earth
Sylvos: i shall rise up and defeat him with the Sword of Gabriel and the Spike of Raphiel
Sylvos: PRotected in the Armor of Metatron and the Helm of Raziel i shall smite the Morningstar from the heavens once again.
Sylvos: His legacy of evil shall end.
Sylvos: and I shall take his place at the Right hand of God.
Sylvos: I will be a God of War
Sylvos: The bibical Ares
Sylvos: Rage shall be my domain
Sylvos: I shall then construct the new Eden
Sylvos: where mankind shall live in peace and harmony for the rest of eternity
Sylvos: This has been forseen.
Sylvos: You can't stop the prophet.
Sylvos: Let the knowledge be heard.
Sylvos: Amen.
Sylvos: man
Sylvos: that was FUCKING AWESOME
Sylvos: I could totally do that
Sylvos: I love me.
Sylvos: I think i'm like the coolest guy ever.
Sylvos: if i could put what i type into a pictoral image
Sylvos: without having to draw each frame
Sylvos: that would be awesome
Sylvos: Id make some bad ass short movies.
Sylvos: "If I became Pope" - by John Kersey
Sylvos: man
Sylvos: thats a blockbuster right there.
Sylvos: btw
Sylvos: I smell incredible today
Sylvos: im wearing Axe
Sylvos: Cause no one can encompass the badassness that is me.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » April 5, 2005, 4:23 pm

I'll see what I can pull up from my logs when I get home

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 5, 2005, 4:25 pm

Fucking christ, no wonder he's 5000 lines ahead of #2 in the IRC spam contest.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 5, 2005, 4:31 pm

masteen wrote:Fucking christ, no wonder he's 5000 lines ahead of #2 in the IRC spam contest.

More than that!

Top 10 are:
1. sylvos (8128)
2. noel (2669)
3. rellix (1845)
4. vannoth (1758)
5. ebumar_wrk (1541)
6. ashur (1471)
7. bubbagrizz (1461)
8. laliana (867)
9. k-moll (827)
10. thren (776)

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 5, 2005, 4:33 pm

Contrary to popular belief i do actually work at work.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 5, 2005, 4:45 pm

Contrary to popular belief, he is the EXACT SAME WAY AT HOME. And no, the wonderous idea of the Noah's Ark of DnD varieties is not limited to resolving at-work boredom.

Last night I suggested he get himself on one of those public access cable channels and spew his DnD love to the rest of the geek universe.

Needless to say, he flipped out, and those who know him well (especially the Faerin) probably could guess what ensued...

Personally, I thought it a GRAND idea.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 5, 2005, 4:49 pm

We never questioned if you worked or not. Just the quantity of verbal diarrhea you spew CONSTANTLY.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 5, 2005, 5:17 pm

behind the portables at 3 kilmoll
lillith is my woman, and i will fucking beat you like michael shiavo beat terri.

Tinkin Tankem · Post by **Tinkin Tankem** » April 5, 2005, 6:35 pm

No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 5, 2005, 6:40 pm

DAMN, A STRIPES REFERENCE! Very leet, sir.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 5, 2005, 6:43 pm

masteen wrote:DAMN, A STRIPES REFERENCE! Very leet, sir.

Try Spaceballs, tard.

Lord Helmet!
WHAT DID YOU SEE!
NOTHING SIR, I DIDNT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 5, 2005, 6:44 pm

SHIT YOURE RIGHT!

I MUST WATCH BOTH OF THESE FILMS STAT TO REFRESH THE MEMORY!

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » April 5, 2005, 7:14 pm

sylvus_wrk: and the Jewish Accountant

Jesus, enough w/ the Jewish hate already

Yes, I know we're stubborn in accepting Jesus, just deal w/ it already

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » April 5, 2005, 7:29 pm

Chidoro wrote:Yes, I know we're stubborn in accepting Jesus, just deal w/ it already

I accepted Him...I converted like Uncle Ben's Rice...

After all, He is one of us

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 5, 2005, 7:36 pm

All religions suck.

Post by **Sylvus** » April 5, 2005, 7:51 pm

Chidoro wrote:
sylvus_wrk: and the Jewish Accountant
Jesus, enough w/ the Jewish hate already

Yes, I know we're stubborn in accepting Jesus, just deal w/ it already

lol, after weeks of those fuckers saying, for no reason, that i hate jewish people i was just making a joke that fit with their fantasy world.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 5, 2005, 7:58 pm

You mean you DONT hate jews? Fucking news flash people - sylvus NOT a jew hater. Most important news cast ever.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » April 5, 2005, 9:11 pm

Sylvus wrote:lol, after weeks of those fuckers saying, for no reason, that i hate jewish people i was just making a joke that fit with their fantasy world.

Yes, "Lol". Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda

Faerin · Post by **Faerin** » April 5, 2005, 10:23 pm

Sirensa wrote:Needless to say, he flipped out, and those who know him well (especially the Faerin) probably could guess what ensued...

Going to go out on a limb here ... I bet he called his mother to tell on you!

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » April 5, 2005, 10:38 pm

[21:40:37] Sylvos: i am sitting without pants n front of my pc
[21:40:42] Sylvos: and im wacking off
[21:40:48] Sylvos: while im watching full house

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » April 5, 2005, 11:02 pm

noel wrote:
masteen wrote:Fucking christ, no wonder he's 5000 lines ahead of #2 in the IRC spam contest.
More than that!

Top 10 are:
1. sylvos (8128)
2. noel (2669)
3. rellix (1845)
4. vannoth (1758)
5. ebumar_wrk (1541)
6. ashur (1471)
7. bubbagrizz (1461)
8. laliana (867)
9. k-moll (827)
10. thren (776)

this is a forgery.

we need oldschoolage calculations.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 6, 2005, 9:46 am

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 6, 2005, 1:00 pm

jack bauer would beat sylvos

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 6, 2005, 1:47 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:we need oldschoolage calculations.

http://veeshanvault.org/ircstats/

noel · Post by **noel** » April 6, 2005, 2:32 pm

Those are from like what... Last year?