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Returning Whoreno back to you.

Post by Xianin - Luclin »

Again thanks for the offer to give sweetkastings to us, but we have reached critical mass in regards to lameness.

Which brings me to Whoreno (Lohrno?). Seriously, this dude is more lame than baboon colon seepage. This clown does not need new material, but just some material period. Anybody that tries to flame somebody via the "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" image has about as many neural pathways as a carrot.

Here is a fine example of Whoreno owning it up:
whoreno wrote:
solarhawke wrote: Ahem now back to your regularly scheduled lame ass retorts.

It's spelled 'retards.'
I am shivering with anticipation for when he pulls out the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense.

The best post associated with Whoreno had to be slightly altered by a fellow mod to make it somewhat entertaining:
Whoreno wrote:Last night I discovered that I can fit eight gerbils up my ass. Then I used my well developed sphincter muscles to fire them at my boyfriend while he was in the shower.
No all of this being said, I have noticed there are some Luclin asshats posting imbecilic posts here and there so I suppose it is a "fair" trade in terms of the Server Poser Exchange Program (tm) that we get 'winners' such as sweetkastings and Whoreno.
However, we're done with them. You guys can have them back at no charge.

Thank you.
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please keep him...
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omg you are hilarious sir
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But not really.
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Sorry, I'm union.
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How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself.

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ok .. im gay ... and i still don't understand the fucking gerbil references .... anyone care to enlighten me since im supposed to know these kind of things!?
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Drasta wrote:ok .. im gay ... and i still don't understand the fucking gerbil references .... anyone care to enlighten me since im supposed to know these kind of things!?
Apparently, people like to stick them up their ass and let them run around inside. I got l33t info from a med student that this happens all the time (sometimes for too long and they die, this is why a med student told me :D )

The thing that really grosses me out is that she also said that a guy came in with a bendy-straw down is dick. At least thats what the x-ray showed, but the guy wasnt gay, he was just on cocaine.
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Lynks wrote:
Drasta wrote:ok .. im gay ... and i still don't understand the fucking gerbil references .... anyone care to enlighten me since im supposed to know these kind of things!?
Apparently, people like to stick them up their ass and let them run around inside. I got l33t info from a med student that this happens all the time (sometimes for too long and they die, this is why a med student told me :D )

The thing that really grosses me out is that she also said that a guy came in with a bendy-straw down is dick. At least thats what the x-ray showed, but the guy wasnt gay, he was just on cocaine.
A bendy-straw isnt so bad, the emergency room at the hospital i work in had a guy who somehow managed to get little over 1 meter of electrical cord down his urinary tube.
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Post by Hesten »

Btw, wasnt it Seebs that had that joke with the african village chief who complained we had stolen his village idiots.
I think its about time we find that one again, SO fitting on some of these Luclin guys (and a few of our own :))
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Post by VariaVespasa »

Excuse me- Did Xianin just admit that Luclin was already at critical mass of lameness WITHOUT any veeshaners going over there? That theyre already critically lame all by themselves? Isnt that exactly what we've been saying???

I believe its now official... :P

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Post by Xianin - Luclin »

:!:

I'm not going to sugar coat anything, but yeah we got more than our fair share of pea-brained numbskulls.
Our forum taken in it's entirety has not reached critical mass in regards asswookieness, but our Retard Allocation Tables have reached critical mass; we can't afford to take in Veeshan's as well.

Hell since EQ essentially "died" and the few interesting things all became instanced, the server drama levels have fallen to record lows so I suppose things are much more lame today than a few years ago :(
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VariaVespasa wrote:Excuse me- Did Xianin just admit that Luclin was already at critical mass of lameness WITHOUT any veeshaners going over there? That theyre already critically lame all by themselves? Isnt that exactly what we've been saying???

I believe its now official... :P

*Hugs*
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Re: Returning Whoreno back to you.

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Xianin - Luclin wrote:Again thanks for the offer to give sweetkastings to us, but we have reached critical mass in regards to lameness.

Which brings me to Whoreno (Lohrno?). Seriously, this dude is more lame than baboon colon seepage. This clown does not need new material, but just some material period. Anybody that tries to flame somebody via the "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" image has about as many neural pathways as a carrot.

Here is a fine example of Whoreno owning it up:
whoreno wrote:
solarhawke wrote: Ahem now back to your regularly scheduled lame ass retorts.

It's spelled 'retards.'
I am shivering with anticipation for when he pulls out the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense.

The best post associated with Whoreno had to be slightly altered by a fellow mod to make it somewhat entertaining:
Whoreno wrote:Last night I discovered that I can fit eight gerbils up my ass. Then I used my well developed sphincter muscles to fire them at my boyfriend while he was in the shower.
No all of this being said, I have noticed there are some Luclin asshats posting imbecilic posts here and there so I suppose it is a "fair" trade in terms of the Server Poser Exchange Program (tm) that we get 'winners' such as sweetkastings and Whoreno.
However, we're done with them. You guys can have them back at no charge.

Thank you.

That Whore is on your boards?
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