Age of Innocence

Markulas · Post by **Markulas** » March 30, 2005, 2:12 am

I'm very curious to know what pranks or other activities of that sort you people have done(or still do) while in your adolescence. I bet we have quite a few good stories from a few people here in VV. I'd like to hear em.

Wiever · Post by **Wiever** » March 30, 2005, 2:16 am

The Upperdecker is always a party favorite. It involves dropping a duece in the water tank (part that houses all the flushing water)...

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » March 30, 2005, 2:18 am

well this is more to be mean and get back at a bitch but ....

well i work at a grocery store and we have an ice case its like 20 feet or something like to tell you the size of it ... and we have to clean it every 2 weeks wihch means melting the ice cleaning it out and filling it back up ....

well this new bitch boss lady told me to clean it and crap so she didn't have to because she was the most lazy pos in the world ... i cleaned it and didn't put any ice back in it when i left so it took her about an hour in the morning to fill it back up and she'd never filled one up before

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » March 30, 2005, 2:37 am

Oh my god Drasta! Not that!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 30, 2005, 2:55 am

Drasta wrote:well this is more to be mean and get back at a bitch but ....

well i work at a grocery store and we have an ice case its like 20 feet or something like to tell you the size of it ... and we have to clean it every 2 weeks wihch means melting the ice cleaning it out and filling it back up ....

well this new bitch boss lady told me to clean it and crap so she didn't have to because she was the most lazy pos in the world ... i cleaned it and didn't put any ice back in it when i left so it took her about an hour in the morning to fill it back up and she'd never filled one up before

Jesus Drasta, if that's the worst you've done and you weren't gay, I'd want you to date my daughter, if I had a daughter.

That's about as bad as a lady I knew who had her car boxed in on both sides so she couldn't open the doors and had to climb in through the window in a dress to get into her car...for revenge, she turned the offending car's passenger side mirror so it was out of alignment. She said, "those passenger side mirrors are hard to adjust!"

evil doers!

Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » March 30, 2005, 3:06 am

One time a couple of friends and I went around town stealing all those yard political signs that are like "Wanker for Governer" and got about 50 of them. Then we spiked some random chick's front lawn, and tped it real well. Apprently the cops came by around 4 in the morning, woke up the entire family, and told them they needed to clean it up because it was illegal.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 30, 2005, 3:29 am

A friend in high school had an MG Midget...We took to moving it odd places...Of course we didn't have keys so we'd just get a few folks and carry it...Which facilitated getting it in some unusualish places...Like the school gym etc...

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 30, 2005, 3:39 am

One time I found someone's pen at a desk and didn't put it in the Lost and Found!

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » March 30, 2005, 4:07 am

i know im horrible huh? phear me !

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 30, 2005, 10:38 am

I put a 25lb chinook (sp?) salmon in an empty locker in the girls locker room and locked it.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » March 30, 2005, 10:47 am

Back in high school when cars used to be 1,500 lb tin cans, we picked up a buddies car and placed it in the middle of the football field.

Other than that, stupid shit like taping down the button on the phone so that it keeps ringing once you pick it up, after turning the ringer up to full.

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » March 30, 2005, 12:03 pm

Back in my younger days...this older kid and his friends used to pick on me incessantly. One evening I saw him down by the town park..alone. So I walked up to him and hit him with a hammer. When he came to, he found himself naked and tied to a tree.

Then I took some piano wire and began to make small cuts all over his body. Then I broke out the Hydrochloric Acid and pourded it over the open wounds. After a few minutes of screaming I told him I would ease his pain...so I put some Sodium Hydryoxide on him to neutralize the acid. After an initial pain free moment...he began to scream in pain as he realized that HCl + NaOH = NaCL and H2O...salt water.

I was quite the prankster back then.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » March 30, 2005, 12:07 pm

used a high quality sealant on someone's desk drawer at work, filled it with water and then put some goldfish in it.

Years later, when a friend got married and in a very stupid moment gave me the keys to his house to watch it while he was on his honeymoon, the following happened.

Removed every battery from every device in the house. Put them all in plastic bag illed with water and froze into a solid block of ice.

Used electrical zip ties to close off every sleeve of every shirt in the house.

Stuffed wad of newspaper into every shoe in the house.

Removed all pillows and all towels and hid them in their attic.

Stuffed packing peanuts into every cabinet possible and filled the microwave.

Condoms over every doorknob.

Took 3000 styrofoam cups and filled them halfway with water. Put them in the basement and up the basement steps every 4" apart. Left porn tape looping on TV in said basement.

Removed 200+ CD's from their cases. Put them in a pile. Picked them at random and placed them into a random case.

Placed a female blowup doll wearing reindeer antlers bent over the kitchen table. Placed a male blowup doll behind her wearing a Santa hat.

Filled living room with balloons.

Made a giant Jello Jiggler from clear Jello. Placed into toilet.

Took every piece of furniture in the living room and rearranged it into a back room in the exact same arrangement as it had been.

and the coupe de grace......

Sealed drain in tub. Filled it with aquarium gravel. Added aeration pump and a little diver and plants. Added 100 live goldfish to the new aquarium. Cut off a fish net and placed it onto the end of a 10" black dildo thus making the Dilnet(tm). Left the booklet titled "Enjoying Your New Aquarium" on the soap dish.

And I have a video of the entire thing in my possession.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 30, 2005, 12:30 pm

What I am about to retell is something I am not proud of, at all.
When I was in college, a few of my dorm buddies and I were in Wal-mart and we saw a Water Balloon Launcher.
We then went to the top of Hess Hall on UT campus where we lived and started launching water balloons into the parking lot.
They would explode upon hitting cars and we'd laugh and then drink beer.
The more beer we drank the more creative we got with things to launch.
Finally we started to do piss balloons, we'd launch them into the walking masses below instead of the parking lot. Fortunately, these would get carried by the wind and miss people.
It wasn't until 2 weeks later, after being drunk off our ass one of the guys came into the room with a cooler.
In this cooler he had his self made.....Dookie bombs.
How he got the poop into the water balloons I do not know. Nor do I care to even try to figure it out. But he had them, 2 in number.
Dookie bomb 1 and Dookie Bomb 2.
I right there said "I will not be launching your shit bombs from the roof"
Garret (dookie bomb maker) said "Fine, use this camera to photograph the impacts then".
Judging this to be the lesser of two evils, I said fine.
I went downstairs and was on the ground floor while they went up onto the roof with the dookie bombs.
The time was 1:30 in the afternoon, the sky was clear and blue and it was hot. People were out walking to and fro from class.
The first target was a Jeep.
You could hear the "signal" which was 2 tweets of a whistle. Then the missile was launched and I followed its path with the camera til it exploded on the Jeep below. The Jeep did not have its cover on and the picture captured exploding shit as it hit the car.

The second balloon however....I will never live down the shame.

The time was 1:48 pm. There was a slight wind. I was unsure of what they were up too, since they had 1 missile left.

Then he came into view.
He was wearing a white T-shirt with a Peace symbol on the front.
Just walking along, whistling and enjoying the day.
Then I heard the sound, that chilling double tweet of a wicked whistle.
Seconds later, through the Camera lens I see the missile launched.
I watch it's descent..the balloon's shape being distorted in the air as it whipped over and over, its content's sloshing inside. The vicious arc of the balloon flew through the air like a shit missle from the angel of death.
Then impact.
The balloon hit him square on the top of the head. It didn't just pop. It exploded.
He was completely covered in brown shit.
It took him a second to recover from the shock til he realized what he was covered in.
The look of dawning comprehension followed by just utter abject terror is something I will never forget for the rest of my days. Nor the next phrase uttered in panic and horror from his lips.
"SHIT?!!!! I'M COVERED IN SHIT!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!I'M COVERED IN SHIT, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! SHIT!!! I'M COVERED IN SHIT, WHO WOULD DO THIS TO ME!???? WHY?? HELP ME SOMEBODY I'M COVERED IN SHIT!"

to this day that horrid occurance haunts me, cause I know that seriously fucked him up for the rest of his life since we never saw him again.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 30, 2005, 2:20 pm

*glare sylvos*

You all should have been horse whipped for that abuse. Fucking pricks.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 30, 2005, 2:28 pm

I agree 100%
except me I was just the photographer.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » March 30, 2005, 2:48 pm

Among many others, dielectric grease on the phone headset was always a favorite. That stuff just does not come off and isn't readily obvious to anyone but the victim. Older phones would hold an amazing amount of it too

Epoxying money to the sidewalk was good for hours of entertainment as well, especially since the shop door opened onto the street and you could see everyone who tried to pick it up. Little kids would spend 20 minutes trying to get a quarter.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 30, 2005, 5:46 pm

at my college all the guys live on the first floor (small school dorms are two stories high girls are on the 2nd) and the dorms have the front door, followed by 4 rooms, the front door opens out, and all the dorm doors open in, and hte bathroom is at the end of the hall.

one day we went ot wallmart and bout around 500ft of rope. that day we opened all the bathroom windows, and in the middle of the night climed into every sweet and tied all their doors together to the front door.

it was pretty hilarious watchin people climb in and out of their windows all day until they started to figure out they had to climb in through the bathroom. people were peein on trees it was pretty funny

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 30, 2005, 5:54 pm

Aabidano wrote: Epoxying money to the sidewalk was good for hours of entertainment as well, especially since the shop door opened onto the street and you could see everyone who tried to pick it up. Little kids would spend 20 minutes trying to get a quarter.

That quarter is mine!

kascia · Post by **kascia** » March 30, 2005, 6:18 pm

Oooo... with April fools day comeing these'll come in handy

'cept the poopy bombs... that's just wrong!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 30, 2005, 6:59 pm

Omg jackass~

Edit: Poop bombs are, and will remain, the best way to piss someone off.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 30, 2005, 7:19 pm

I bet Sylvos was actually the guy in the peace t-shirt.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 30, 2005, 7:21 pm

No, I doubt it. If there's anyone that hates hippies, its sylvos.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 30, 2005, 7:22 pm

As he said, that dookie bomb was a life-changing moment! He never saw his hippie side again.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 30, 2005, 7:33 pm

one of my favorite hazing tricks is simple and juvenile. twist off a beer top, drink the the "neck portion" of the beer, refill with similar fluid like Tequila. make some poor schmuck chug said beer. have him puke on your buddy's bed. your buddy then urinates on his bed.

hilarity (fighting) ensues.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 30, 2005, 9:02 pm

Wow.. I have to say sylvos' story takes the cake so far.. I was laughing my ass off when I read that.

I will list a few off the top of my head.. most of these if not all happened while I was drunk as well.

Me and two friends caution taped off a 6 lane stretch of freeway (394 @ plymouth road for anyone that lives in MN) , looking back this could have been very bad, but it was like 3 am and there werent many cars on the road.

The first two cars that approached it, one from each direction, skidded to a stop right in front of it. Then I saw a jeep flying down towards it, and the guys in it were standing up and screaming (very obviously drunk as well) as the flew past the other car and broke the finish line. It took about 5 minutes yet for the other two cars to decide to go.

My cousin and I got drunk one night and started to wander through the streets with another friend of ours. We did many things this night, first thing was we moved the two concrete bus station benches from the sidewalk in front of the development he lived in, in front of the two driveways leading into them.. We actually woke up the next morning and they were still there, and people were lined up behind them confused as hell as to what was going on. People literally sat at them like a stoplight, dumbfounded for like 45 minutes before driving over the lawn to get out of the lot.

That night we also blocked off several roads with the saw horse type things they put in the road that have the flashing lights on top. That was fairly funny too, cause most of the people that approached made U turns and found alternate routes, and we just sat there drunk off our asses and laughed.

In high school, our school was HUGE on senior prank day. Well, our class set the record. A friend of mine drove in demolition derbies.. Well, one of his "retired" cars found its way onto the road that leads to the school, without wheels. The road leading to the school is actually a bridge, which at the time was only one lane each direction. So for about an hour until the cops got there with a tow truck, no one could get to school.

There were pigs and spiders and rats and snakes and chickens and shitloads of other animals running around the school that day. I can't even remember everything that happened but it was great.

This post has me thinking about the past now.. I'll have to edit if I think of anything else..

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 30, 2005, 9:08 pm

Funkmasterr wrote: That night we also blocked off several roads with the saw horse type things they put in the road that have the flashing lights on top. That was fairly funny too, cause most of the people that approached made U turns and found alternate routes, and we just sat there drunk off our asses and laughed.

One time there was a closed road near my friends house with tons of these. I took a couple and put them in front of his driveway.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 30, 2005, 9:12 pm

Lohrno wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote: That night we also blocked off several roads with the saw horse type things they put in the road that have the flashing lights on top. That was fairly funny too, cause most of the people that approached made U turns and found alternate routes, and we just sat there drunk off our asses and laughed.
One time there was a closed road near my friends house with tons of these. I took a couple and put them in front of his driveway.

i threw about ten of them into the deepend of our community swimming pool. i wondered how hard they would be to get out.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 30, 2005, 9:13 pm

AH! I just remembered something.

This was a bit dangerous too, but I was only a spectator.

A girl I dated in high school had this old pontiac grand am, and you could easily pop the trunk open from inside.

Her and a friend of hers would drive around, (her friend in the trunk) and at stop signs/lights, her friend would pop out of the trunk, totally naked - wait a few seconds, and start throwing various food items (usually eggs) at the person behind them.

It was absolutely hilarious (although its amazing they never got busted by a cop) I was there for it a few times, and the reactions people had were hysterically funny. The best was when she did it to old men (like 60+ old) and they would just freeze dead in their tracks like they were witnessing the second coming of christ.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 30, 2005, 9:15 pm

Wow...that would pretty much make me go WTF at least...

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » April 1, 2005, 1:37 am

5 hours ago we were at goodwill,

we foudn that fake plastic grass you put in easter baskets there for 17cents with a 75% off thing on it, so we bought 400 bags of it for 21.50 at a nickel a bag

we put all of it in our sweetmates room, it was literally 2 feet deep of plastic grass we didn't think it would be that deep, but it fluffed up like crazy. I'll see if I can't get this chick to hurry up and upload the pictures so I can show ya'll

Ogbar · Post by **Ogbar** » April 1, 2005, 1:54 am

This one time, at band camp ...

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » April 4, 2005, 1:21 am

This one is stealing an idea from Homer Simpson but I would love to actually pull this off on someone you hate.

However it would be difficult to get your hands on the required material but anyhow..

When they leave the house you put police tape around the house so when they return (unless they all return at the same time) they think something horrible has happened. Possibly a death.

Homer did this to Ned Flanders and I nearly busted a gut laughing the first time I saw it

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » April 4, 2005, 9:04 am

Yeah, all I've ever been part of is kind of calm compared to the "dookie bombs"

1. Moved high school bullies car around the parking lot. he was a big man, in a little Ford Fiesta. We moved it plenty. and in the winter, we would fill the wheel wells up with snow so he could not drive it until he dug all the snow out. To this day I maintain he was a mean prick because he drove in such a small car.

2. I've been part of a handful of upperdeckings.

3. Have taped off roads before too...accept we would put 1 8.5" by 11" piece of paper on teh caution tape...we would write on it, then water it down so the ink would run...then tape it too the caution rope. Cars would come. Stop for a while, finally get out and "read" the posting...wait....make a u turn.

Not much else really, I just picked on people who fucken deserved it.

That, and Sylvos, you are the Modern Shakespeare....you tell a story so well

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 4, 2005, 9:49 am

There is always the, "Buy 5000 plastic forks" and decorate someone's lawn.

We made a dummy and tied fishing line to each hand. We put the dummy on one side of the street and hid on the other side. We then made it look like the dummy was trying to crawl across the street. That was cool until one car ran over the dummy, slammed on it's brakes and checked it out. He was furious. He picked up the dummy and threw it about 10ft from where I was hiding in the tall grass. I thought I was going to get busted for sure when he came and got the dummy and threw it in his trunk. All in all it was pretty funny if not frightening.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » April 4, 2005, 9:54 am

My brother had these big foam covered bars. I forget who had the idea but we decided to go out at the corner and beat someone whenever a car passed by.

I was chosen to be the victom. Out of the 4-5? cars and 1 group of small kids that passed, not one stopped to see if I was alright from the 'beating'. Actually, now that I remember it even more, those kids were the only ones to come back 10 minutes later and asked if I was alright.

Avestan · Post by **Avestan** » April 4, 2005, 1:48 pm

Done a lot of this and dont want to spend all day writing.

One harmless but fun prank was when a dormmate got a new stereo and we helped him set it up (big speakers). In the process, we stole the remote control. He did not even know the system had one. Once it was setup, we waited a couple of days and then at about 3am we went outside his window and powered the sucker on.

He would shoot out of bed and go turn it off cursing the whole time wondering what the fuck was wrong. We would wait like 10 minutes until he was asleep and then do it again. We would repeat until he would finally just unplug the system at the wall.

This went on for a couple of weeks anytime we were up late until he figured it out.

His response, as I recall, was to take a dump in a ziplock bag and leave it on my pillow.

Good times.

icknay · Post by **icknay** » April 6, 2005, 1:24 am

When I was a teen one of my friends wanted to meet my sister...socially. She thought he was cute and wanted to meet him, too. I didn't like the idea very much at all. I told him that my sister was a sweet girl but had a slight hearing problem, and to make sure that he made eye contact when he spoke and enunciated his words very clearly and somewhat loudly.

Of course I told her the same thing about him. It was beautiful...they hollered at each other for about 10 minutes before they caught on.