shopping cart return ethics

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 23, 2005, 3:05 pm

I like to use my cart to box in motherfucking scooters taking up an entire spot when there are special places for them to park right near the entrance.

I'm not talking those old people scooters either. I'm talking the 2 wheel Euro-fag type.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 23, 2005, 3:07 pm

Aslanna, you may as well just keep my name out of your mouth, because its obvious you are from a total different social setting then myself.

Yeah, my social setting is that of a civilized person. You are obviously an uncouth barbarian. And don't mind people knowing it. Grats you!

Spitting on said pussy was to instigate him to hit me, then putting me in the right to "defend myself".

lol this gets better each time you post. Please continue.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 23, 2005, 3:59 pm

I looked it up, spitting on someone else (at least in CA) is assault.

Hopefully said person got your license number and you'll be going to jail soon.

You may have a license to carry concealed, Funkmasterr, but you need to realize that you're not the police, and the police/legal system are there to handle incidents such as that.

If a 'pussy' hits your car with his cart, you can sue him for the damages. Instead of doing that, you put yourself in a situation where you could be put in jail for assault and your car will still be scratched. GRATS YOU!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 23, 2005, 4:15 pm

careful noel, use smaller words. He may think you are insulting him and spit in your face.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 23, 2005, 5:13 pm

I spit in someone's face once. I was in kindergarten.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 23, 2005, 5:36 pm

It is not against the law to leave the damn carts in the lot, even though I return mine most of the time. Spitting on someone and initiating a fight over a fucking cart WHILE CARRYING A WEAPON? wtf. Listen hoss, I hope you ain't serious or were just ranting fantasy. If you have anger problems, please for the love of Pete, find a better outlet than harrassing people in parking lots!

Carrying a firearm and having a chip on your shoulder do not mix. Ever.

Hey man, I hate tailgaters but you don't see me ramming them in anger... ffs leave the guns and knives at home and don't spit on people.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 23, 2005, 6:12 pm

You've got to protect your paint job at any cost!

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » March 23, 2005, 6:30 pm

Sabek wrote:I put them in the corrals if there is a corral in my parking aisle. I am not taking the chart six aisles over.

yup.. as long as there is a corral within a couple of aisle and I don;t have to rip someones paint job to get to it I'll return it..

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » March 23, 2005, 8:47 pm

I crapped on Funk's "$30,000 car" (Tricycle) once. He threatened to pop a cap in me with his cap gun.

I spanked him and sent him home to mommy.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 23, 2005, 10:38 pm

You know, trying to preach the point I am trying to make to this epitomy of white suburbia is pointless and will never go anywhere, so I will give up.

Just as a side note noel, I do not deal with cops unless I am forced to- I was raised that way by both of my parents, who are both very sucessful, normal people, and I will continue to be that way. You can call me whatever you want for thinking that way, it won't change me, it won't hurt my feelings, and it won't even make me think different of you (I know you don't care so don't bother to say it) because your opinion means absolutely nothing to me.

But go ahead and keep on giving it, I actually get a chuckle from some of the shit you people say

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 23, 2005, 10:40 pm

You know Funkmasterr I only deal with the cops if I have to too. I think that's pretty normal.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 23, 2005, 10:42 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:You know, trying to preach the point I am trying to make to this epitomy of white suburbia is pointless and will never go anywhere, so I will give up.

Just as a side note noel, I do not deal with cops unless I am forced to- I was raised that way by both of my parents, who are both very sucessful, normal people, and I will continue to be that way. You can call me whatever you want for thinking that way, it won't change me, it won't hurt my feelings, and it won't even make me think different of you (I know you don't care so don't bother to say it) because your opinion means absolutely nothing to me.

But go ahead and keep on giving it, I actually get a chuckle from some of the shit you people say

So breaking the law is preferable to "dealing with the cops"? Ok.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 23, 2005, 10:44 pm

Drinsic Darkwood wrote: So breaking the law is preferable to "dealing with the cops"? Ok.

Honestly, if I have the choice between breaking the law, and talking to the cops I would probably break the law. Well it depends I guess.

BTW Funk please don't try to sound like you represent people who live in depressed neighborhoods (ghetto?), you do them a disservice.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 23, 2005, 10:48 pm

Lohrno wrote:
Drinsic Darkwood wrote: So breaking the law is preferable to "dealing with the cops"? Ok.
Honestly, if I have the choice between breaking the law, and talking to the cops I would probably break the law. Well it depends I guess.

BTW Funk please don't try to sound like you represent people who live in depressed neighborhoods (ghetto?), you do them a disservice.

Sorry but I would not choose to spit in someone's face in hopes of instigating a potentially deadly fight over my car being "barely scratched" instead of settling manners in a civil way. Anyone that does is a fucking prick that should just be locked up with the rest of America's criminal society.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 23, 2005, 10:53 pm

LoL. I wasn't even trying to say I "represent" the ghetto or anything of the sort. But I have held my own in worse neighborhoods than most (I wont say all because I dont know you people) people on these boards.

And before you all start to say the shit I know you will say, I didnt make that comment to brag or whatever the hell else, I just don't appreciate being told where im from and what I know by a total stranger.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 23, 2005, 11:52 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:You know, trying to preach the point I am trying to make to this epitomy of white suburbia is pointless and will never go anywhere, so I will give up.

Just as a side note noel, I do not deal with cops unless I am forced to- I was raised that way by both of my parents, who are both very sucessful, normal people, and I will continue to be that way. You can call me whatever you want for thinking that way, it won't change me, it won't hurt my feelings, and it won't even make me think different of you (I know you don't care so don't bother to say it) because your opinion means absolutely nothing to me.

But go ahead and keep on giving it, I actually get a chuckle from some of the shit you people say

I actually agree with you 100%. But if someone does what is the equivalent of vandalism to my vehicle and they're not willing to pay for it, you can bet your ass I'm going to be calling the cops. Sorry I don't appear 'ghetto enough' to understand you.

One thing that you don't seem to understand is that getting the cops involved ON YOUR SIDE, is 100% better than getting the cops involved when you've committed assault.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 23, 2005, 11:56 pm

I would rather pay $50 for touchups than get the cops / insurance company involved.

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » March 24, 2005, 12:13 am

Funkmaster, you are a poster child for gun control afiac. And some guy from Minnesota claiming street genius is a riot.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 12:42 am

Yet another person assuming they know something they don't..
Do you know anything about MN?
Have you spent a good deal of time in the bronx? I have.. And I did fine because I know how to carry myself, and don't try to pretend I am something im not.
Bring on the next round of assumptions !!

Edit: And noel, I can respect your opinion on the matter, I just don't agree. It doesn't help that my brother is constantly in jail (as have i had my run ins) and as soon as the cops see my last name, whether its a routine traffic stop or what, I get thrown around. I choose to not deal with them unless im forced to, because 99% of the time they hurt more than they help.

Mak · Post by **Mak** » March 24, 2005, 5:02 am

Funkmasterr wrote:Actually DR. , I have never raised my hand to a woman in my life and never would. But, I have a low tolerance for stupid shit like this, and I find that my approach to things is more effective then someone like you, who would probably just take it like a bitch and drive away, or ask them politely not to do it again.

Never raised your hand to a woman? I find that hard to believe. You tap a person's bumper if they're going too slow and then risk getting thrown in jail for assaulting someone in a parking lot for a paint scratch- that qualifies you as a stupid redneck. Just about every stupid redneck that I've ever come across can't go to sleep at night unless he's proven his manhood by intimidating the unfortunate woman in his life. So, I'd say odds are excellent that some woman, somewhere, at some point or another, has been afraid that you were going to hit her.

My guess is that you're about 5'4" or 5'5" and maybe 130 lbs. and trying to prove to the world that you're a hard street thug motherfucker. Am I right?

As to me- yeah, I don't risk get shot by stupid shitheads like you over a scratch of paint that I can probably buff out the next time I wax it. I don't have any problems calling the police if I need to because I have nothing to fear from the police- I'm not a dickhead with a record.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 5:29 am

You are a total fucking retard man, seriously - do you just like to hear yourself talk ? do you think you are clever ? cause you arent.
No, I am not a redneck. I am about as far from a redneck as you can get actually.. I have never even raised my voice to a woman. Matter of fact, I am so passive when it comes to women that I am usually not the one in control of the relationship. .. But you can go ahead and make your stupid assumptions, fuckstain.

And for the record, you fucking sorry excuse for life- I am 6'1", 195 pounds. I have been meaning to make a post in the RL photos thing- most recent picture I have is with my ex actually- so you can see how far your ignorant shortcoming of a stereotype is.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 24, 2005, 9:11 am

Just Curious here all this big talk about if your cart dings my car Im calling the police to collect damages, Who is going to pay? The person using the cart? Hell its your word against his or hers, The Store? Hell no !so is Funks statement so far off ( Well besides the Carp in the ass part). You would be pissed an im sure you would confront the person oh wait no you wont there is not a computer screen and keyboard between you.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 24, 2005, 9:52 am

i'm no lawyer but i would say:

the store.

it was their grocery cart in their parking lot infront of their store.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 24, 2005, 10:11 am

Mplor wrote:Funkmaster, you are a poster child for gun control afiac. And some guy from Minnesota claiming street genius is a riot.

Well hello there Captain Cluless!!!

sweetkastings · Post by **sweetkastings** » March 24, 2005, 11:26 am

When I shop with my friends and stuff and I have the cart, I will get like a 50 feet head start with the cart, run like a maniac and push the car and hope it makes it to the store, if not, O Well

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 24, 2005, 1:39 pm

Cartalas wrote:I place them Gently and carefully into the Handicap parking space.

oh man, we have something in common!
i also like to roll them down the parking lot and watch them collide with cars that park at the bottom as i drive away.

gunna go ahead and add that funkmaster's story is the biggest load of made up bs i've ever had the pleasure of reading.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 24, 2005, 2:26 pm

My car was not scratched

Someone dented my 30 thousand dollar car with their shopping cart

Make up your mind, idiot.

Spitting on said pussy was to instigate him to hit me, then putting me in the right to "defend myself".

Spitting on someone is assault.
You have no 'right' to 'defend yourself' if you assaulted them first.

I had no idea that you were such a fucking moron, funkmater.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 3:07 pm

Can you read miir? jesus christ.. I said it was a type about 5 posts back but you obviously didnt pick up on that...

And I could care less that spitting on someone is assault, I don't get what the fuck is so hard to understand about that.

As far as stragi, I could care less what you believe so more power to you.

And cartalas- I never said anything like I was going to shoot him because he scratched my car... Sylvos said some stupid shit about I'm lucky he didnt pull a gun on me, and I said that I would do the same thing in that situation... I'm not gonna hold someone at gunpoint for hitting my car with a shopping cart, but if they pull one on me, then im going to as well.. I think this would be the same reaction that ANYONE with a gun would do, reguardless of what caused the situation.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 24, 2005, 3:11 pm

Well the thing is Funkmasterr you said that you spat on him to instigate a conflict so that you could "defend yourself." Now I would assume this would be because you want some legal ground to stan on. But since spitting on someone is considered assault itself, you have none. You might as well have just shot him in the face...

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 3:13 pm

Tell me this though, how is he going to prove I spit in his face (assuming we do get into a fight, and the cops do become involved)- but there are plenty of people in a grocery store parking lot at all times, and I am more than sure someone would see that person pull the first punch.

Thats my point..

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 24, 2005, 3:15 pm

you're grasping for really vapid straws.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 24, 2005, 3:19 pm

You're ignoring that he could have a concealed weapon and shoot you too.

The thing is even given said technicalities of the situation, that's not the civilized way to handle things in any society.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 24, 2005, 3:19 pm

using the same grounds, what if he spit in your face first? I doubt someone of your reasoning is gonna let him do that and get away with it.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 3:24 pm

You're ignoring that he could have a concealed weapon and shoot you too.

I don't live my life worried about a single "what if". If he has a weapon, he has a weapon.. If I wake up in the morning and win the lottery, great- but I don't sit and talk about "what would I do if"... Its a complete and total waste of time. Whatever is going to happen-is going to happen, and I let it happen that way...

using the same grounds, what if he spit in your face first? I doubt someone of your reasoning is gonna let him do that and get away with it.

I don't really get what your point is here.. But to answer your question, most likely not- but it would depend on the situation.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 24, 2005, 3:26 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:I don't really get what your point is here.. But to answer your question, most likely not- but it would depend on the situation.

The point is, if he had spit in your face first, it would have been ON LIKE

!

You would have had to bust a cap in his ass!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 3:29 pm

LoL... Ok, I think its time for me to just let you folks take this thread wherever you want cause this is getting nowhere.....

IF that were to happen Noel, no I would not pull a gun on him.. For fucks sake stop manipulating what I say. The ONLY time I would ever pull my gun out is if it was 100% necessary to defend myself with it-which has never happened. It has stayed holstered/stored besides when I go to a firing range.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 24, 2005, 3:31 pm

I thought you'd at least laugh at the Ice-Cube reference.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 24, 2005, 3:34 pm

i spit on a kid once a few years ago while i was in advanced training. my drill sergeant wasn't happy but couldn't help but laugh at the same time. i was trying to instigate a fight but the kid was a fucking pussy and was all talk. if someone spit in my face i would hafta kill someone.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 24, 2005, 3:46 pm

Trust me Noel, I did laugh. The picture made it x10.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 24, 2005, 3:49 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Can you read miir? jesus christ.. I said it was a type about 5 posts back but you obviously didnt pick up on that...

And I could care less that spitting on someone is assault, I don't get what the fuck is so hard to understand about that.

As far as stragi, I could care less what you believe so more power to you.

And cartalas- I never said anything like I was going to shoot him because he scratched my car... Sylvos said some stupid shit about I'm lucky he didnt pull a gun on me, and I said that I would do the same thing in that situation... I'm not gonna hold someone at gunpoint for hitting my car with a shopping cart, but if they pull one on me, then im going to as well.. I think this would be the same reaction that ANYONE with a gun would do, reguardless of what caused the situation.

I know Funk you didnt I was poking fun at Larry the Liberal.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » March 25, 2005, 4:24 pm

I'm sorry. I didn't read this thread beyond Funk's second post, and I'm now responding to him while ignoring everything that's been said since.

You're an immature violent asshole who has no ability to control his own temper and will commit assault for an offense so minor as having a cart roll into your car without causing any damage. You also carry a concealed gun and stock your car with several knives (as if this has some sort of purpose), and...

you do this to protect yourself from all the violent idiots out there!

Middle school teachers should use this thread to teach their students what irony is.

Edit: SWEET JESUS!

You white suburban motherfuckers would never understand what the life of a tough bastard from a tough place is like!

... except for my thirty thousand dollar car...

Funk: What is your racial identity?

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 25, 2005, 4:33 pm

Sueven wrote: You white suburban motherfuckers would never understand what the life of a tough bastard from a tough place is like!

and you would?

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 25, 2005, 4:35 pm

I dont have a white suburban!

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » March 25, 2005, 4:46 pm

Nobody: No, not really. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 25, 2005, 4:46 pm

bitch plz i cap crackas daily for bitin' on muh style b thug lyfe

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 25, 2005, 4:52 pm

FO SHIZZLE STRAGI DAWG

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » March 25, 2005, 4:53 pm

Never bus your own tables at fast food places...

Piss on the floor in public bathrooms....

Throw your garbage out the window....

Leave your shopping carts in the lot...

Does this sound like being an asshole?

Fuck no it dont! Im a fucking bastion of economic growth! Without assholes like me many young Americans wouldnt have a job! Someone has to slop up my piss, clean my tables, pick up my garbage and put my shopping cart back in the store!

See?!?!

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 25, 2005, 4:54 pm

Sueven wrote:Nobody: No, not really. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

i don't know, you brought it up.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 25, 2005, 6:33 pm

nobody wrote:
Sueven wrote:Nobody: No, not really. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
i don't know, you brought it up.

Hi.

Funkmaster wrote:Someone dented my 30 thousand dollar car with their shopping cart because they were lazy, and I handled the situation accordingly.

Funkmaster wrote:You know, trying to preach the point I am trying to make to this epitomy of white suburbia is pointless and will never go anywhere, so I will give up.

Funkmaster wrote:Have you spent a good deal of time in the bronx? I have.. And I did fine because I know how to carry myself, and don't try to pretend I am something im not.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 25, 2005, 6:44 pm

that's what i was wondering. i thought it was a reference to something funk said and i tried to go back and re-read but since i was at work didn't have time.

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