when sharks attack, 3/21/05 version

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 21, 2005, 6:44 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

Talelor · Post by **Talelor** » March 22, 2005, 8:32 am

Holy hell, Bitten in half. This is the reason I stick to swimming pools no oceans

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » March 22, 2005, 12:39 pm

shark bait HOO HA HA

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » March 22, 2005, 12:46 pm

If I ever go to Australia, I doubt there is any fucking way I'd set foot in the ocean. Way, way, way to many shark attacks!!
We seem to only hear about the bad ones like this one, or "Man devored by 20 foot shark" or "Only 2.5 lbs of remains recovered by area man killed by a large shark", or "headless torso washes ashore on Perth beach, Shark attack suspected"
What about the people who are only nibbled on? I wonder how many of those Australia has per year? Time to do some research on teh internet!!!11!

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » March 22, 2005, 1:11 pm

LOL

they are trying to hunt the shark down?? What the fuck!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 22, 2005, 1:17 pm

I survived my Great Barrier Reef Dive Experience!

/flex

As pretty as it was down there, I probably wouldn't do it again. Not when there's IMAX!

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 22, 2005, 1:33 pm

I'm sure you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than being munched on by a shark.

Then again I don't stand in a field flying a kite in a thunderstorm either...

miir · Post by **miir** » March 22, 2005, 1:46 pm

Aslanna wrote:I'm sure you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than being munched on by a shark.

Then again I don't stand in a field flying a kite in a thunderstorm either...

You have a higher chance of dying from cancer from second hand smoke... or getting struck and killed by a car crossing the street.

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » March 22, 2005, 4:55 pm

miir wrote:
Aslanna wrote:I'm sure you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than being munched on by a shark.

Then again I don't stand in a field flying a kite in a thunderstorm either...
You have a higher chance of dying from cancer from second hand smoke... or getting struck and killed by a car crossing the street.

or winning the Lottery...

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 22, 2005, 5:51 pm

Someone missed the point of my post... But that's ok!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 22, 2005, 6:02 pm

You have to be a nutter to live in Australia.. they have what, 8 of the 10 deadliest snakes in the world, deadly spiders that chase your shit down when you piss them off, koalas, and sharks?!
you're screwed on any terrain!

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » March 22, 2005, 6:32 pm

Also kangaroos can kick the shit out of you when they get mad. And they have some monster crocodiles.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » March 22, 2005, 10:31 pm

God I hope this doesn't inspire an Open Water 2...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 22, 2005, 11:01 pm

I think the sharks are being setup by the dolphins.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » March 22, 2005, 11:17 pm

On the subject of sharks, here's a pretty funny test. Which shark movie stereotype are you?

Sorry for getting sort of off topic Tenuvil

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 6030505427

The Drunkard

You made a killing scoring 52%!

Every good shark movie needs some drunk person to take things into their own hands or just have no cares and to venture out into those shark infested waters. You die. It's as simple as that. These movies clearly state that if you drink, you will be eaten alive by a shark. You should seriously think about slowing down, or at least not drinking on a boat, on the beach or near any body of water.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 23, 2005, 1:35 am

Mine:

The Hero

You made a killing scoring 00%!

You do everything right. You can see the danger and have a solution that will kill the shark with no deaths but aren't listened too by the rest of the shark bait (much like you're not being listened to about Copernic on the computer thread). Dispite this, you still carry out your plan successfully and at least one hottie is saved that you make out with while the credits roll.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 23, 2005, 5:05 am

The Leftovers
You made a killing scoring 40%!
So you like to have fun, ignoring the rules on occassion and not always thinking about the consequences. What does that mean? Since no one will truly miss you, except for your hysterically sobbing mother, you become shark food. But of course, we need to find SOMETHING to prove it was you and that a shark did the deed. Usually your leg or arm isn't all too tasty for those sharks...and it washes up on the shore...where your dog or lover is still waiting patiently for your return.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 23, 2005, 10:24 am

The Greedy Bastard
You made a killing scoring 58%!
You like money. You like yourself. You like power. Everyone else is shark food. Yet, you too will become shark food. You hear of the shark, but why close the beaches...there's money to be made! You want your project completed fast...let's mutate the sharks! It's all in good fun...right? You think you're smart by ditching your spouse to save yourself, only to find yourself falling right into the jaws of a giant man eater. You bastard!

hehe

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 23, 2005, 11:19 am

this was a lot easier!

The Drunkard
You made a killing scoring 46%!
Every good shark movie needs some drunk person to take things into their own hands or just have no cares and to venture out into those shark infested waters. You die. It's as simple as that. These movies clearly state that if you drink, you will be eaten alive by a shark. You should seriously think about slowing down, or at least not drinking on a boat, on the beach or near any body of water.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 91% on shark bites

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 23, 2005, 11:52 am

Btw, what do you call an australian on a surfboard?

[Show]: dinner

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » March 23, 2005, 7:34 pm

Stragi wrote:You have to be a nutter to live in Australia.. they have what, 8 of the 10 deadliest snakes in the world, deadly spiders that chase your shit down when you piss them off, koalas, and sharks?!
you're screwed on any terrain!

Also have the baby stealing dingos.

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » March 23, 2005, 10:40 pm

I may have posted this before, but I went to school with the daughter of the actual "Dingo ate my baby" lady. When she was finally released from prison the Australian government gave her a lot of money and she wrote an autobiography and made even more money and then moved to the US! We had parties at her house LoL

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 24, 2005, 2:08 pm

Hey, this is Australia's first shark attack fatality since December! That's almost 3 months between deaths!