$240 of Pudding

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 18, 2005, 6:47 pm

LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Aw yeah, baby.
LeVon: It's that time.
Barry: Aw, you know it's that time.
LeVon: I'm Le Von.
Barry: And I'm Barry, Sagittarius.
LeVon: And it's time, it's time for two-hundred
Barry: and forty dollars
LeVon: worth of puddin'.
Barry: worth of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah, Mr. Bouche, come on in here, and let's get a shot of this puddin'.
Barry: Now that is the kind of puddin' that only two-hundred forty dollars can buy.
LeVon: Aw yeah. We had the two-forty
Barry: (praying hands) we had to have the puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah. Now we could have bought, a hundred dollars worth of puddin'
Barry: (huge eyes) And that would have been, a lot of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah, but we had to go all the way, baby.
Barry: All the way home.
LeVon: Uh huh. With two-hundred
Barry: and forty dollars
LeVon: worth of puddin'.
Barry: worth of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Now I know what you're thinkin'
LeVon: "Barry and Le Von, where did you get two-hundred and forty dollars?"
Barry: (shake head and put finger to mouth) Shhhhhh.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby
LeVon: It ain't your concern.
Barry: Now if you excuse me, I gotta whisper some sweet nothings to this puddin'.
LeVon: I'll just be over here, mindin' my own.
Barry: (whispers)Oh baby, you know you got it goin' on. Aw, you lookin' so good, you lookin' so right.
LeVon: Barry baby, Barry baby, you see what I got here
Barry: what have you got there?
LeVon: This is a box of puddin', Barry
Barry: what does it say?
LeVon: It says "cook, and chill"
Barry: Aw yeah.
LeVon: and baby, that's what I do every night. I cook, and then I chill.
Barry: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.
LeVon: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.
Barry: And chill!
LeVon: Yes sir! Barry, baby, I think it's that time.
Barry: I think it's time to do the deed.
(both whip off jackets)
LeVon: Aw yeah, here's the moment you HAVE been waiting for.
Barry: Now if you, will excuse me while I kiss the sky.
LeVon: Aw yeah (both wiggle butts in mound of puddin') Aw yeah!
Awww Yeah...Barryandlevon.com, baby
Awww yeah....

noel · Post by **noel** » March 18, 2005, 6:48 pm

Aww yeah!

I'm Noel, Capricorn.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 18, 2005, 6:58 pm

that's right
two hundred
and forty dollars
of pudding
sssssh dont you worry your little head

Post by **Xouqoa** » March 18, 2005, 7:24 pm

wtf?

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 19, 2005, 8:00 am

teh state was teh shit.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » March 19, 2005, 1:48 pm

i wanna dip my balls in it

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 19, 2005, 1:58 pm

I am still wishing on a prayer that they will release the dvd to the state.

bgenzoli · Post by **bgenzoli** » March 6, 2006, 2:17 am

Does anyone have this video by chance? I'd seriously pay money for a copy of this skit.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 6, 2006, 11:27 am

please die.

1) Bump a year old post
2) Register JUST for this
3) Beg for shit

die.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » March 6, 2006, 11:35 am

you have a pretty mouth.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 6, 2006, 11:46 am

anyone have this clip? now that this has been brought back i'd like to see it.

Post by **Sylvus** » March 6, 2006, 12:21 pm

Rellix wrote:please die.

1) Bump a year old post
2) Register JUST for this
3) Beg for shit

die.

I don't really see the problem with bumping this post.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 6, 2006, 12:44 pm

This is one of the greatest posts of all time.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 6, 2006, 1:00 pm

I didn't even notice it was a bump. Rellix has some anger issues. Vanguard testing must not be going so well.

Post by **Sylvus** » March 6, 2006, 1:13 pm

Actually, the more I think about it, bumping this post is exactly the right course of action. Someone was looking for something, found an old thread about it, registered and posted IN THAT THREAD seeing if the status had changed in the year since there was last activity.

Don't listen to Rellix.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 6, 2006, 1:17 pm

It's like in that Bob Dylan song...

Doug, we actually know Bob Dylan. You know that guy who comes over every Thanksgiving...

Oh, you mean Uncle Robert?

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » March 6, 2006, 1:30 pm

I was a fan of the monkey torture skit as well. Damn fine comedy. Damn fine.

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » March 6, 2006, 1:41 pm

Great stuff! The State kicked ass.

I went to high school with one of the cast members. Kevin Allison. Guy was funny as hell!

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » March 6, 2006, 5:16 pm

There was a website with a bunch of skits. They weren't the best quality, but the audio was fine. I managed to download about 20-30 of them, including two Barry & Levon skits ($240 worth of puddin' and the love seat), the monkey torture skit (poor little ricky), and a few with Louie! I actually named my dog after Louie. I was going to name him Doug, but I had a friend named Doug and I'm not sure he would have liked that very much. "Doug, what have I told you about pissing on the floor!? Go outside!" Also, they released a VCR tape with their Best of that I have somewhere. I'd make copies for the cost of blanks and postage. I have the skits on my home PC and will make them available to whoever wants them, but just be forewarned that they were taken down after getting a cease & desist order.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 6, 2006, 8:08 pm

1) I'm always angry
2) bumping threads, especially year old threads, is lame.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 6, 2006, 8:20 pm

Creating new threads rather than using the search and posting on existing threads is even lamer.

Seek counseling.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 6, 2006, 8:32 pm

This is a post by me, Aslanna. Flame me?

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » March 6, 2006, 9:49 pm

Rellix wrote:1) I'm always angry
2) bumping threads, especially year old threads, is lame.

I missed this gem the first time around though

P.S. Conan sucks.