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What do Lemurs think about when they rub one out?

Poll ended at March 17, 2005, 5:52 pm

Hot Lemur ass.
12
27%
They watch porn before visitors come through.
4
9%
Margaret Thatcher
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36%
These are not the Lemurs you are looking for.
12
27%
 
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Post by Kilmoll the Sexy »

What do Lemurs think about when they are whacking off?
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Bruce the Lemur likes the female lemurs...
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Marmosets > Lemurs
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Post by noel »

The real question is... do lemurs like DP?
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Who doesn't like DP?
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Post by Chidoro »

I would think the majority of one gender doesn't, but hey, maybe I'm going out on a limb
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Chidoro wrote:I would think the majority of one gender doesn't, but hey, maybe I'm going out on a limb
Like every story, there are 2 sides to every DP.... in some cases, even more!
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Post by Rivera Bladestrike »

What the fuck is a lemur?
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[google]lemur[/google]
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Manwich
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DP as in Donkey Punch?

DP'S ALL AROUND!!!!
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Post by MooZilla »

lemur's are cute little motherfuckers.

till they pop a cap in yo' ass.
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Post by Kalohela »

I refuse to vote because Lemurs don't whack off. Sorry to dissapoint the sick minds. :twisted:
I checked several reliable sources for this information, and in 3+ years of detailed records on the Red-Ruffed Lemurs (Varecia variegata rubra) at the zoo where I work, our sexually mature male has never been witnessed doing any behavior remotely like that. :D

P.S. Yes, I know this is a serious reply to a very non-serious poll. I have a weird sense of humor :!:
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Post by Kilmoll the Sexy »

All males of every species masturbate. Just because your Lemur is in denial, don't come sharing his lies here sister!
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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

keyword: witnessed.
exactly
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lol :lol:
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Post by Kilmoll the Sexy »

No one has "witnessed" Stragi rubbing one out either.....with the possible exception of Sylvos and he doesn't kiss and tell.
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what if you force a lemur to rub one out?
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Post by Sylvos »

haha kilmoll masterbates monkeys
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