Death Bird 2000

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Death Bird 2000

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<Sylvos> my coworkers are now whislting it

<Sylvos> Otterface!

<Akaran> The sight of his family laying dead before

<Akaran> ops

<Akaran> dang, this window pops up

<Akaran> man, and conversation dies.

<Sylvos> never was going really

<K-moll> I can't wait to go see Vin Diesel's new movie

<Akaran> Yeah, I want to see it too.. I don't know WHY, but I do.

<Sylvos> looks funny

<K-moll> I was joking

<K-moll> tht is going to be the single worst movie of this decade

<Sylvos> i dont think so

<Sylvos> i think it will be funny

<nobody> i want to see it just for the duck part

<Akaran> Quick question.. you guys know how the guy died in 7 from Gluttony?

<nobody> yes

<nobody> he was fed cake

<Akaran> Hit me up

<Akaran> seriously?

<K-moll> it wasn't cake

<Akaran> they killed him with CAKE?

<nobody> he was forced to eat cake at gunpoint

<K-moll> they made him eat until his intestines burst

<nobody> that was my idea for my next mafia kill until i was offed

<Akaran> that is so damn lame

<nobody> hence all the cake references in mine and lohrno's posts

<nobody> he ate cake and was told if he threw up he would be shot

<nobody> and then they kicked him in the stomach

<nobody> and his guts blew up =D

<Akaran> 1: his intestines wouldn't burst.. that would be his stomach. 2: He'd start vomiting LONG before that point was reached if he was actually putting the food in his own mouth.

<Akaran> You would hit a point long before that where the food would quit leaving the esophogas.

<nobody> either way not the point

<Akaran> Now, if they perferated his stomach, yes, maybe it would pop

<nobody> point was they killed him with cake

<Akaran> bs. That's just a lame way to die. "So, marco, we're going to kill you. "OH shit how?" "CAKE". "Cake?" It's like a monty python skit.

<Akaran> Were the rests of the executions in that movie that craptastic? :(

<nobody> you have never seen se7en!?

<sylvus_wrk> i don't think it was cake

<nobody> you make me sick akaran ><

<sylvus_wrk> well, not just cake

<sylvus_wrk> i remember seeing some spaghetti

<K-moll> it was not cake

<Akaran> Dry rice would be workable

<K-moll> it was spaghetti

<K-moll> I have the transcript of the movie open

<nobody> dehydrated fruit that would expand it his stomach

<Akaran> Feed him a few pounds of dehydrated rice then make him drink a gallon of water.. it'd puff him out like a piece of human bubblegum

<Sylvos> ....

<Sylvos> the fuck is wrong with you people

<Akaran> that's why it's inhuman to throw dry rice at weddings.. the brids eat it, it expands, and they pop from within

<Akaran> inhumane*

<K-moll> fuck birds

<nobody> throw alkaseltzer instead

<K-moll> kill some of those fucking things off

<Akaran> hm

<Akaran> pigeon poppers

<Akaran> I like that

<Akaran> it sounds like a party favor

<Akaran> but in reality it's Death Bird 2000.

<nobody> how many survivors are in here?

<Sylvos> im going to stab you in the face with a soldering iron
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No no no
I just like Cake!

The guy in Se7en died by being tied up, face down in soup which was being syphoned into a bowl. He had to driink in order to breathe, and he died that way.

Sorry I have to dispel that rumor right now.
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he died b/c he was forced to stare at a picture of akarans mom nekked and chose to drown himself in soup.
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Nobody, are you dead yet in Mafia 3?
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Yes he died the first day.. Sorry, no soup for you! =D
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Post by Arborealus »

Zygar_ Cthulhukin wrote:The rice thing is a myth!

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/horrors/birdrice.htm
Gratz Birdseed mfg association of america...that had to boost nationwide sales eh? :)

Still birdseed is a better idea...
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