sylvus_wrk: you know what i hate?
noel: what's that sir?
zamtuk: jews?
sylvus_wrk: emails that appear to have an interesting attachment
sylvus_wrk: that is, in fact, some HILARIOUS prank
zamtuk: never got one of those before?
sylvus_wrk: like the one i got that was supposed to be a voicemail to paris hilton from lindsay lohan
sylvus_wrk: and lindsay is talking all quiet
sylvus_wrk: so you have to turn your speakers way up
noel: haha
zamtuk: lol
sylvus_wrk: and halfway through this booming voice goes "I HATE MY JOB. I'
noel: HAHAH
sylvus_wrk: M LOOKING AT GAY PORN ON THE INTERNET
zamtuk: rofl
sylvus_wrk: so, yeah that's hilrious
zamtuk: haha owned
sylvus_wrk: only, i wear headphones
zamtuk: bah
sylvus_wrk: and i think i suffered irreparable ear damage
noel: lol
zamtuk: well, you do listen to tool, so it cant be that bad
zamtuk: BAZING
sylvus_wrk: no one esle could hear it, but now i'm fucking deaf because of some fag's prank email
noel: jthat's kinda funny
noel: thank jesus you were wearing headphones
Ebumar_wrk: hahahaha vus
sylvus_wrk: yeah, i guess some guy over in sales had his speakers up so loud that the whole department could hear it
noel: I'd rather have hearing loss than have people at work think I'm surfing gay porn on the Internet
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