What does it take to inseminate an Elephant?

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » March 3, 2005, 12:17 pm

Inseminating elephant takes 2 Germans, an ultrasound and a very long wait

they forgot to add a ladder and a bottle of wine.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 3, 2005, 12:34 pm

Pig & Elephant DNA just don't splice.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 3, 2005, 12:42 pm

haven't you heard that song by Loverboy?

Kindo · Post by **Kindo** » March 3, 2005, 12:49 pm

Dex, I'm worried about you...

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » March 3, 2005, 1:31 pm

I've got too much time on my hands since I retired

Waran · Post by **Waran** » March 3, 2005, 2:29 pm

Yehhh, there's nothing worse than getting all drunk and waking up the next morning next to a pig