But consistency and frequency aren't the only diaper surprises. Dorre Kleinman, of Brooklyn, New York, opened her 8-month-old's diaper one morning and had quite a shock. "Sasha's poop was striped in orange, green, and blue, almost like a scarf," she says.
"I would have panicked, but then I remembered she had eaten sweet potatoes, peas, and quite a few mushed-up blueberries for dinner the night before." When babies start solids, Technicolor poop is very common and nothing to fret over; if your baby has a penchant for Blue's Clues yogurt, expect even stranger hues ahead.
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I was in a Lab Tech school once for training. We were at a part of the class where we had to go home and poo and put the poo in a sterile container and bring it to class so we could check it out for parasites and stuff. A bunch of my buddies and myself went to the store and picked up a multi pak of Play Dough and each ate a seperate color.
Yep, almost got kicked out of that school
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my daughters favorite food is blueberries.
blueberries in a diaper are recognizable for a number of reasons
#1. the skins like all cellulose is more or less undigested and clearly visible
#2. if the shit is particularly fresh (and by extension hot), the vapors can actually smell somewhat like blueberry muffins coming out of the oven....mixed with shit
#3. they make the diaper much more runny.
blueberries in a diaper are recognizable for a number of reasons
#1. the skins like all cellulose is more or less undigested and clearly visible
#2. if the shit is particularly fresh (and by extension hot), the vapors can actually smell somewhat like blueberry muffins coming out of the oven....mixed with shit
#3. they make the diaper much more runny.
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The Arrogant Worms wrote:
used to talk about politics, politics, politics,
I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.
I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism
I used to talk about hobosisms but now I'm a dad
And all I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
I used to rant about traffic problems, fender benders, stupid signs
I used to fear an accident
But now I stay at home
And talk about:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard
Sometimes it's like melted crayon
Sometimes it just smells like POO
I used to talk about philosophy, cup vi maker, Socrates
I used to think metaphysically
But now I think the world revolves around:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Sometimes it feels just like stucko
Sometimes it feels like jello pudding
Sometimes it's like avacado
Sometimes she just pees on me
I used to be real int'resting
Discussing isues of the day
But now I call up my MP
And tell her all about my baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo(x2)
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. - Douglas Adams