Occupational Hypnotherapist has nothing on these new titles.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 25, 2005, 2:17 pm

I was listening to the local news yesterday and one of the local school districts (Scottsdale) decided to change the titles of some employees.

What do you think of these new titles?

Secretary: Director of First Impressions
Bus Driver: Transporter of Learners

The school board had an all day meeting to come up with these new titles. lol.

Here's the new title I want no matter what I'm doing from now on: Supreme Commander

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 25, 2005, 2:22 pm

i want to get a job on a school board.

i'm sure they get paid more than i do, and they obviously have even MORE time to kill than i do.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » February 25, 2005, 2:47 pm

Chief Controller of the Fluid Environment Levels

Waterboy

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » February 25, 2005, 3:34 pm

Pokemon: a Rastafarian proctologist.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 25, 2005, 4:03 pm

Welcome to math class, I am the Keeper of Mathmatia.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » February 26, 2005, 2:34 pm

Winnow wrote: Bus Driver: Transporter of Learners

Learners eh? Largely untrue!

VeeshanVault

Occupational Hypnotherapist has nothing on these new titles.

Occupational Hypnotherapist has nothing on these new titles.

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