It's good to be the king.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » February 18, 2005, 3:39 pm

Cause I rock and that is all you need to know.

p.s. Sylvus = jealous that I rock harder than he does.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 18, 2005, 3:42 pm

king of nancing

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » February 18, 2005, 3:43 pm

Stragi Jealous
Little Nancy boy

nobody · Post by **nobody** » February 18, 2005, 3:43 pm

king of queens

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » February 18, 2005, 3:52 pm

Jealous too
Nobody cares!

Post by **Sylvus** » February 18, 2005, 3:53 pm

#vv wrote:[11:20] <Bren> im listening to ween
[11:21] <sylvus_wrk> i lost several of my ween albums =/
[11:21] <sylvus_wrk> can't find them
[11:21] <sylvus_wrk> i think i only have pure guava
[11:21] <Sylvos_wrk> haha you lost your ween -er
[11:21] <Sylvos_wrk> OWNED
[11:21] <Sylvos_wrk> ON THE INTERNET POW
[11:21] <Sylvos_wrk> sylvus just got bitch slapped back to africa
[11:21] <Sylvos_wrk> he doesnt know how to come back
[11:22] <sylvus_wrk> er, i was just going to ignore it cause it was the lamest out of context flame i'd ever heard and i thought you'd be embarassed
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> oh shit
[11:23] <sylvus_wrk> how did "i lost several of my ween albums" become "you lost your ween-er"
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> the retort of merciful pitty
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> how can you come back from that sylvos
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> i don't think you can tbh
[11:23] <sylvus_wrk> seriously... you must not have gotten enough sleep last night or something
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> don't need to rub it in sylvus
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> your getting harsh now
[11:23] <stragi_wrk> let the man recover first
[11:24] <sylvus_wrk> sorry... sometimes i bust out these claws and i forget how sharp they are
[11:25] <Sylvos_wrk> You got so owned
[11:25] <Bren> lol
[11:25] <Sylvos_wrk> You got so owned I got up and took a piss so that you had time to try to formulate a lame response
[11:25] <Sylvos_wrk> its ok
[11:25] <Sylvos_wrk> i sitll think you are cool
[11:25] <sylvus_wrk> repeating that it was an owning doesn't make it an owning
[11:25] <Sylvos_wrk> here let me help you pick your FACE off the floor
[11:25] <sylvus_wrk> fyi
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[11:26] <Sylvos_wrk> its cool man
[11:26] <sylvus_wrk> i'll let you try to come up with a good one though
[11:26] <sylvus_wrk> afk smoke
[11:26] <Sylvos_wrk> you are just in denial from the Verbal JACKHAMMER i just smacked you with

#vv, later, wrote:[13:29] <sylvus_wrk> hey stragi and/or bren is chevelle cool... hard to keep up with what's hip these days
[13:29] <Sylvos_wrk> obviously not you!
[13:29] <Sylvos_wrk> hahahahahaahhaa
[13:29] <Sylvos_wrk> sylvos with a ZING OUTTA LEFT FIELD
[13:29] <Sylvos_wrk> that was a long range Patriot missile of OWNAGE
[13:30] <miir> didn't patriot missles have a 25% success rate?
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[13:30] <sylvus_wrk> sylvos, you're good at the masturbatory self-adulation, but you need to work on improving the payload of your long range "patriot missiles of ownage"
[13:31] <Sylvos_wrk> man i totally misspelled that too
[13:31] <miir> payload? missles?
[13:31] <sylvus_wrk> trying to work in terms he'll understand!
[13:31] <miir> i just think its a bit homoerotic
[13:32] <miir> ah
[13:32] <miir> i see your point
[13:34] <Faerin> it never pays to join this chat
[13:35] <Sylvos_wrk> you are just mad that i slammed you with my phallic madness
[13:35] <Sylvos_wrk> impaled even
[13:35] <Sylvos_wrk> in fact you were slam, bam, thank you mam'd
[13:35] <miir> more like a pinprick, sylvos
[13:35] <sylvus_wrk> if by phallic madness you mean you're crazy for the cock, then i wholeheartedly agree
[13:35] <Sylvos_wrk> now go cry home to mommy boy, you bore me
[13:35] <Sylvos_wrk> mirr is just jealous that i didnt drop the hammer of own on him
[13:36] <Sylvos_wrk> its so good to be me
[13:36] <miir> i haven't seen a half decent zing from you in weeks, sylvos
[13:36] <Sylvos_wrk> Perfection in everywhere

He's been owning me/us all day in irc

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » February 18, 2005, 4:22 pm

THAT'S RIGHT
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE PURE OWNAGE THAT IS ME.
I ROCK. I ROCZ baby

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » February 18, 2005, 5:08 pm

Nansy... Pansy....

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » February 18, 2005, 5:41 pm

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 18, 2005, 5:46 pm

yeah we know who the real king is, and shes not a man baby

nobody · Post by **nobody** » February 18, 2005, 6:23 pm

nobody is better than sylvos!

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 18, 2005, 6:25 pm

OMG. It's like Liz Taylor grew a penis..

ALL HAIL SYLVOS

miir · Post by **miir** » February 18, 2005, 6:25 pm

nobody likes you, nobody

Bren · Post by **Bren** » February 18, 2005, 6:28 pm

oh my....lol..

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 18, 2005, 6:31 pm

nobody · Post by **nobody** » February 18, 2005, 6:34 pm

nobody gives a fuck what you think miir, queer french fucking canuck.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » February 18, 2005, 7:44 pm

I win as usual.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » February 18, 2005, 7:51 pm

vinegar + water

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 18, 2005, 8:02 pm

Fresh as a Summer's Eve.