Fat and happy?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 8, 2005, 12:27 pm

The findings suggest that while most Americans are overweight and sedentary, many of them aren't all that bothered by it, says Bill Howland, director of research at IHRSA.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6909463/

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 8, 2005, 12:35 pm

i hope they are happy.

because their life will be shorter and their burden on the health care system will be larger.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 8, 2005, 2:06 pm

GET IN MAH BELLY!

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » February 8, 2005, 2:49 pm

One question.....

Dregor are you happy you fat fuck?

/mod: how many times do we have to go over this? ttfn

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 8, 2005, 2:50 pm

i'm sorry.. but i laughed

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » February 8, 2005, 2:53 pm

Atokal wrote:One question.....

Dregor are you happy you fat fuck?

I'm guessing that a similar study into those afflicted by male pattern baldness woud yield results that they are miserable bastards.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » February 8, 2005, 3:39 pm

Lohrno wrote:
Atokal wrote:One question.....

Dregor are you happy you fat fuck?
I'm guessing that a similar study into those afflicted by male pattern baldness woud yield results that they are miserable bastards.

Id rather be bald then a walking heart attack.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » February 8, 2005, 4:13 pm

Atokal wrote:Dregor are you happy you fat fuck?

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 8, 2005, 4:23 pm

speaking of fat... hi shaerra!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 8, 2005, 4:38 pm

Yes, I am thanks. How's the broken marriage going for you? Still wake up wondering how it all came to this?

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » February 8, 2005, 4:40 pm

Its time to rename the title to "Retard Fest IV" and let Atokal derail this completely.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 8, 2005, 4:54 pm

i'm pretty sure all the stress atokal is under from being a horrible parent, husband, bald ugly chomo rapist puts him at risk of heart attack. you can practically hear his heart rate increase over the intarnet whenever someone uncovers more of his unfaithfulness to his wife.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » February 8, 2005, 4:54 pm

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Its time to rename the title to "Retard Fest IV" and let Atokal derail this completely.

hrmm derailing is posting off topic comments. My comment was to the FAT bastard Dregor, was wondering if he was happy. Both sincere and on topic.

So Riv, that makes you the retard with no fucking reading skeelz.

Baldness never bothered me, marriage is absolutely great. Now trying to cram my fat ass into a computer chair every day while sweating profusely would be a constant reminder that I am not happy, I will never be married and hair loss compared to this would be a fucking blessing.

So to recap

1. Hair loss no problem
2. Marriage is great
3. Dregor still fat and fantastically happy.

Oh and Stragi, I saw a picture of you at a FF and I now know why the fat comments bring out the venom, If you and Dregor were out and about you could call him Mini me and it would not be a stretch. Good God man staple that fat belly and while you are at it your mouth, lose a little weight say a ton or two and then throw your insults

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » February 8, 2005, 4:57 pm

<--- Fat & Happy

Was also thin and happy when I was able to work out all the time. Being happy is a state of mind wheither you are fat, thin or all bowed up

Someday I plan on being bowed up and happy again, when that will be I'm not sure, but I know it will be when I have the time to start working out again. Until then there is no use being depressed just because I don't look like Arnold anymore... well ok, I never was that big but... heh.

And Toker, lay off Dregor or people will start bringing up stuff out of your closet again...

Marb

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » February 8, 2005, 5:00 pm

Marbus wrote:<--- Fat & Happy

Was also thin and happy when I was able to work out all the time. Being happy is a state of mind wheither you are fat, thin or all bowed up

Someday I plan on being bowed up and happy again, when that will be I'm not sure, but I know it will be when I have the time to start working out again. Until then there is no use being depressed just because I don't look like Arnold anymore... well ok, I never was that big but... heh.

And Toker, lay off Dregor or people will start bringing up stuff out of your closet again...

Marb

Marb the moment that the Michelin man can follow up one post of mine without the bullshit I would gladly stop the bs. Till then he is one huge fucking target that cannot be ignored. Hint here, if you have the time you will notice that I ignore most of his shit, and think that finally we have called a truce and he starts up again.

As far as my closet goes, hey have at it.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » February 8, 2005, 5:11 pm

Your closet is safe. Dregor couldn't fit his FAT ASS in there with a 3 gallon jug of Vaseline and the Jaws Of Life.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 8, 2005, 5:14 pm

I've been woofing down food the past couple months trying to gain some weight so I can experience first hand the plight of the chubby person. I'm about 190 something now (extra fat, not muscle) and usually hover around 180. I really had to chow down to gain anything as I've quit eating burgers and other extremely unhealthy foods and have stuck to chicken etc.

Here's my report so far.

-A button on my pants blew off after eating a large bowl of ice cream recently and flew across the room, ricochetting off a lamp five feet away. I still haven't found that button's final resting place.
-So far, I haven't felt any jollier
-If I don't stop my experiment soon, I'm going to be buying a whole new set of underwear and pants or suffer digestion issues.
-I get chest pains and breathe a lot more heavily.

Conclusion. Putting on extra weight has made me feel noticibly more crappy in general with serious health issues emerging and that's with only an extra 10 pounds. I had to force myself to eat more in order to gain it so I'm guessing people can do the reverse and force themselves to eat less. It's worth the effort. I can't imagine being porkier than I've become. I'm already worried about how I'm feeling physically and that's with eating mostly healthy food.

Since I don't want to win the Darwin Award, I'm going to stop now and deflate back to my normal weight.

I don't think I'd really care much about being a "little" hefty if it didn't have such an obvious affect on my health.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » February 8, 2005, 5:15 pm

<====== is Fat and Happy. C'mon, I am an IT guy. We have a cliche to live up to.

Post by **Xouqoa** » February 8, 2005, 5:18 pm

Atokal wrote:As far as my closet goes, hey have at it.

Careful, don't want any of the kids to escape.

Post by **Sylvus** » February 8, 2005, 5:23 pm

Eh, I'm sure they're far too traumatized to even have the ability to speak anymore.

cid · Post by **cid** » February 8, 2005, 5:53 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 8, 2005, 5:55 pm

Lohrno wrote:I'm guessing that a similar study into those afflicted by male pattern baldness woud yield results that they are miserable bastards.

They have the Hair Club for men....do they have the Fat Fuck Club for men?

I am just curious.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » February 8, 2005, 6:13 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote: They have the Hair Club for men....do they have the Fat Fuck Club for men?

I am just curious.

Yup! Here's their homepage.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » February 8, 2005, 7:36 pm

cid wrote:

I almost got it like that. Im not fat, im just big assed.

Toker · Post by **Toker** » February 8, 2005, 8:18 pm

just for you Stragi and DregorYOU ARE SO FAT...

-You are so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at you.
-You are so fat, I saw a picture of you in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
-You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
-You are so fat, you broke your leg and gravy dripped out.
-You are so fat, you bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
-You are so fat, you could go a two week without eating and still not lose weight.
-You are so fat, you could sell shade.
-You are so fat, you eat cereal out of a satellite dish.
-You are so fat, you fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
-You are so fat, you fill up the bath tub, and then you turn on the water.
-You are so fat, you go to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
-You are so fat, you got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
-You are so fat, you have to buy two airline tickets.
-You are so fat, you have to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
-You are so fat, you have two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
-You are so fat, you shows up on radar.
-You are so fat, you stepped on a scale and you saw your phone number.
-You are so fat, you stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
-You are so fat, you use a blanket as a washcloth.
-You are so fat, you use the carpet as a blanket.
-You are so fat, you went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
-You are so fat, you went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
-You are so fat, you are not kidding when you say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
-You are so fat, that you are taller lying down.
-You are so fat, the last time you saw 90210 you was on a scale.
-You are so fat, the shadow of your ass weighs 50 pounds.
-You are so fat, they use the elastic in your underwear for bungee jumping.
-You are so fat, when your beeper went off, people thought you were backing up.
-You are so fat, when I tried to drive around you, I ran out of gas.
-You are so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.
-You are so fat, when you auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," you got the part as the big rolling ball.
-You are so fat, when you get in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
-You are so fat, when you got on the bus you turned it into a low rider.
-You are so fat, when you leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
-You are so fat, when you sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
-You are so fat, when you saw a yellow bus going down the road you yelled "Hey! Stop that Twinkie."
-You are so fat, when you stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
-You are so fat, when you step on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
-You are so fat, when you turn around, people throw you a welcome back party.
-You are so fat, when you volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
-You are so fat, when you were diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 15 years to live.
-You are so fat, when you wear a purple sweater people call you "Barney."
-You are so fat, when you wear a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
-You are so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
-You are so fat, when you wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines jumbo jet.
-You are so fat, when you worked at the movie theater, you works as the screen.
-You are so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket you wanted, you said the one on the roof.
-You are so fat, you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » February 8, 2005, 8:43 pm

Flashback to sixth grade. How old are you again?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 8, 2005, 8:53 pm

Atokal wrote:
Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Its time to rename the title to "Retard Fest IV" and let Atokal derail this completely.
hrmm derailing is posting off topic comments. My comment was to the FAT bastard Dregor, was wondering if he was happy. Both sincere and on topic.

So Riv, that makes you the retard with no fucking reading skeelz.

Baldness never bothered me, marriage is absolutely great. Now trying to cram my fat ass into a computer chair every day while sweating profusely would be a constant reminder that I am not happy, I will never be married and hair loss compared to this would be a fucking blessing.

So to recap

1. Hair loss no problem
2. Marriage is great
3. Dregor still fat and fantastically happy.

Oh and Stragi, I saw a picture of you at a FF and I now know why the fat comments bring out the venom, If you and Dregor were out and about you could call him Mini me and it would not be a stretch. Good God man staple that fat belly and while you are at it your mouth, lose a little weight say a ton or two and then throw your insults

hardly fat girlfriend. but maybe if you could have taken your eyes of robbyn for a milisecond you could have seen me cracking up at your pathetic looking ass. banned from vv, i mean what do you have left? your children and wife already hate you, wow your life sucks. maybe you can take this time off to find another child or two to ruin your marriage further with.

but yeah, keep grasping for straws, I'm so much better than you it's not even funny.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » February 8, 2005, 9:24 pm

Winnow wrote:I've been woofing down food the past couple months trying to gain some weight so I can experience first hand the plight of the chubby person. I'm about 190 something now (extra fat, not muscle) and usually hover around 180. I really had to chow down to gain anything as I've quit eating burgers and other extremely unhealthy foods and have stuck to chicken etc.

Here's my report so far.

-A button on my pants blew off after eating a large bowl of ice cream recently and flew across the room, ricochetting off a lamp five feet away. I still haven't found that button's final resting place.
-So far, I haven't felt any jollier
-If I don't stop my experiment soon, I'm going to be buying a whole new set of underwear and pants or suffer digestion issues.
-I get chest pains and breathe a lot more heavily.

Conclusion. Putting on extra weight has made me feel noticibly more crappy in general with serious health issues emerging and that's with only an extra 10 pounds. I had to force myself to eat more in order to gain it so I'm guessing people can do the reverse and force themselves to eat less. It's worth the effort. I can't imagine being porkier than I've become. I'm already worried about how I'm feeling physically and that's with eating mostly healthy food.

Since I don't want to win the Darwin Award, I'm going to stop now and deflate back to my normal weight.

I don't think I'd really care much about being a "little" hefty if it didn't have such an obvious affect on my health.

Supersize Me Part Deux!

Seriously though, you lose 10% of your body weight (assuming you're already at least that much overweight from a BMI standpoint) and you gain significant health benefits. Blood pressure, diabetes risk, hell even your sleep improves.

Ok, carry on and send this thread into retardville

Nick · Post by **Nick** » February 8, 2005, 10:37 pm

*drive by*