Favorite Buffy-isms?

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 5, 2005, 12:16 pm

I was watching an episode from season 3 and chuckling to myself - I figured some of you other B:TVS fans had to have your own favorite quotes / sayings from the series?

Some of my favorites:
Buffy: "I realize Faith is never going to be on the cover of Sanity Fair"

Willow: "I just wanted you to, you know, like me"
Oz: "This is what I do."

Willow: "I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you're following."

Mayor Wilkins: "There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that factually that's true."

Oz: "So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo."

Oz was probably my favorite character on that show. I'm getting the distinct feeling that he was written as 'that guy the authors all wished they were in high school'.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 5, 2005, 12:28 pm

Xander: "Cordy, I'm a guy. Looking at linoleum makes me think about sex."

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » February 6, 2005, 5:05 pm

I miss that show.

Hoarmurath · Post by **Hoarmurath** » February 9, 2005, 10:26 am

Akaran_D wrote:Xander: "Cordy, I'm a guy. Looking at linoleum makes me think about sex."

This is completely off-topic, but funny...

<b>Q:</b>What do guys and linoleum have in common?

<b>A:</b>If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Back on topic...

I think Season 3 was one of, if not THE, best season of Buffy.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 9, 2005, 1:57 pm

Linoleum kicks ass...

and the best kind is at http://www.themarmoleumstore.com

for brochures and samples email info@themarmoleumstore.com !

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » February 9, 2005, 2:26 pm

"You were looking at my neck."
"What?"
"You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
"No, I wasn't."
"Just keep your distance, pal."
"I wasn't looking at your neck."
"I told you to eat before we left." -- Xander and Angel

"I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
"Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm." -- Giles and Buffy

"Okay, Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I could have done without that one." -- Xander

"You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda." -- Spike

"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs." -- Oz!

"What does a girl have to do to impress you?"
"Well, it involves a feather boa, and the theme to "A Summer Place."" -- Devon and Oz!

"Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm- so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call going to be there?"
"Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now."
"Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine."
"So, what do I tell him?"
"Nothing. Geeze, get with the program!" -- Cordelia and Oz!

"Oh! I know this one: "Slaying entails certain sacrifices... blah blah bity blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.""
"It's as if you know me." -- Buffy and Giles

And yes OZ was the best character on that show, I miss him

Kithyen · Post by **Kithyen** » February 10, 2005, 7:58 am

Buffy: Your Logic clearly does not resemble our Earth logic.
Xander: Mine is more advanced.

Willow: Why the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you naturally buff, Buff?

Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » February 10, 2005, 7:08 pm

Xander to Oz: "Why does everyone think you're cool? Is it because you talk in short, non-commital sentences?"
Oz: "could be"

Buffy, Angel and Firefly all ruled. Can't wait for the movie.