Terrorist Squirrel is DEAD!!!!

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 8, 2002, 12:36 pm

Since the original post got derailed into a discussion of WWII:

LONDON (Reuters) - A squirrel which terrorized a British town by attacking people has been shot and killed by the grandfather of its latest victim.
Geoff Horth, enraged by the squirrel biting his two-year-old grand-daughter Kelsi Morley on the face, took up his airgun and hunted down the rogue rodent, the Sun newspaper said on Friday.

"When I tracked him down I was surprised how big he was. He came down a tree and headed for me, but I shot him before he jumped," the 61-year-old school caretaker told the newspaper.

The bad-tempered squirrel's reign of terror in the town of Knutsford in central England had made parents frightened to let their children out to play.

Animal experts say it is very unusual for squirrels to behave in such an aggressive way toward humans.

Horth was philosophical about his role as gun-totting local hero. "Its a shame he went nuts, but I couldn't let this little beggar hold the town to ransom," he told the newspaper.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 8, 2002, 12:55 pm

SO why didnt those Damn Fluffy Bunnies Deguild him.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 8, 2002, 2:05 pm

Wonder if they pan fried or stewed it...

Maybe get it stuffed and charge admission

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » November 8, 2002, 6:04 pm

Wonder if it dropped a HQ pelt?

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » November 8, 2002, 8:19 pm

Hmmm... ye Sacred Air Rifle as opposed to ye Holy Hand Grenade?

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » November 9, 2002, 4:14 am

only the brits would get there asses kicked by a squirril

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » November 11, 2002, 12:16 pm

And only a yank wouldnt know how to spell the name of it

Ocelott · Post by **Ocelott** » November 11, 2002, 12:21 pm

LOL Cotto!

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » November 11, 2002, 2:27 pm

Us americans prefer to be terrorized by birdies.....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/11/1 ... index.html

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 11, 2002, 3:48 pm

Cotto wrote:And only a yank wouldnt know how to spell the name of it

Excuse me that is how you spill it in Mississippi.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 11, 2002, 3:55 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Cotto wrote:And only a yank wouldnt know how to spell the name of it
Excuse me that is how you spill it in Mississippi.

no in Mississippi it is spelled D-I-N-N-E-R

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 11, 2002, 4:03 pm

ROFL

Come and Get it!!!!

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » November 11, 2002, 4:04 pm

Cart man , you shouldnt leave yourself Wide open like yer dad at the prison ~lol~ You know I have to jump on that

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 11, 2002, 4:18 pm

ACK /em Closes Legs together