Begging for a Caption and or some Photoshopping!

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » January 18, 2005, 11:57 pm

... and then the Jolly Green Giant said, "That's it Condy, squeeze them while you lick the tip"

... and it's far more efficient if you hold a prisoner's head in the toilet with each hand.

... the doctors tell me mild hand spasms can be a side effect of female viagra and being stood up on a date.

... and our Halburton Gentowarrior (tm) will have large talons and be able to spit that cool acidy spit like in Alien, seriously, I'm not pissing around here, ACIDY SPIT! That's so god damn cool!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 19, 2005, 12:07 am

Arborealus wrote:

Condoleezza Rice demonstrates the Abu Ghraib nipple twist torture technique.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 19, 2005, 12:10 am

... and it's far more efficient if you hold a prisoner's head in the toilet with each hand.

ROFL

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 19, 2005, 12:20 am

... then I told Clarence, 'I don't care how blousy your robe is, I need bawls 'this big' to satifsy my buck-tooth she-womany love taste.'

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » January 19, 2005, 1:11 am

More Seebs more!

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » January 19, 2005, 1:13 am

.."Call me a liar again and I'll draw blood bitch!"

nobody · Post by **nobody** » January 19, 2005, 1:19 am

if i was smart enough to know how to put an image on here i'd have a good one.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » January 19, 2005, 1:49 am

Arborealus wrote:

We will squeeze and squeeze and squeeze the terrorist threat wherever it grows.

squeeeeeze and squuueeeeze

Siji · Post by **Siji** » January 19, 2005, 1:52 am

Diplomacy? The US does not need diplomacy. I will simply approach the Saddams of the evil world and make monster faces like this.. "Grrr! Grrr!"

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 19, 2005, 3:31 am

Hassan Chop!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 19, 2005, 3:39 am

One more question and I'm scratching the chalkboard Senator!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 19, 2005, 3:40 am

Jesus, the poor woman is like anti-photogenic...

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » January 19, 2005, 3:42 am

Arborealus wrote:Jesus, the poor woman is like anti-photogenic...

Doesn't help that it's hard downlighting, makes her brow look even heavier than it is.

But then again.. Sandra Bullock is one of the most shagable women on the planet and I've never seen a good still photo of her.

Umm, perhaps that's a bad comparison =)

Thess · Post by **Thess** » January 19, 2005, 4:54 am

Her accomplishments in life are amazing. How silly to make fun of an accomplished person for making a few funny faces/hand gestures while she is in a 9 hour + testimoney.

To me when I listen to her accomplishments, I think wow, but when I hear her speak, I think of a stepford wife that's slightly disfunctional and doesn't necessarily always say the right thing.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 19, 2005, 11:23 am

Arborealus wrote:

RAAAWWWRRR

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » January 19, 2005, 11:40 am

Arborealus wrote:

"...Tune in Tokyo..."

Taequanleep · Post by **Taequanleep** » January 19, 2005, 11:51 am

Is this the auditions for Catwoman?

I wonder if that's Condi's Oh face?

Burke · Post by **Burke** » January 19, 2005, 12:49 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 19, 2005, 12:53 pm

Arborealus wrote:

"Jesus will beat you down cause Bushy said so, bitch!"

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 19, 2005, 2:11 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... sh_poll_dc

she has a lot of work to do....

there is still that minority to frighten!

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 19, 2005, 2:23 pm

On average across all countries, 58 percent of the 22,000 surveyed said they believed Bush's re-election made the world more dangerous.

On average, people are ignorant of anything other than what's spoon fed to them..

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 19, 2005, 2:38 pm

you talking about being spoon fed is funnier than the Condi pics!

The survey found that 56 percent of Americans thought Bush's win was good for the world with 39 percent disagreeing.

seeing that Americans have an opposite view than the REST of the world shows who is really spoon fed...

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 19, 2005, 2:41 pm

Ours just comes from a different jar

Fash · Post by **Fash** » January 19, 2005, 2:44 pm

Lalanae wrote:seeing that Americans have an opposite view than the REST of the world shows who is really spoon fed...

the rest of the world isnt IN america, and they aren't american... so their view is about as important as john kerrys.

as walter would say 'stfu donnie, you're out of your element.'

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 19, 2005, 2:53 pm

Yeah because we don't need the support of other countries in the world

Go back to World Politics 101.

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » January 19, 2005, 3:06 pm

We sure don't apparently, look at the Iraq war, or did I forget about Poland...

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » January 19, 2005, 4:09 pm

Thess wrote:Her accomplishments in life are amazing. How silly to make fun of an accomplished person for making a few funny faces/hand gestures while she is in a 9 hour + testimoney.

To me when I listen to her accomplishments, I think wow, but when I hear her speak, I think of a stepford wife that's slightly disfunctional and doesn't necessarily always say the right thing.

I agree to a point, but she is essentially just another member of the billionare cabinet (although she is the "poorest" millionare in it), and with her pretty obvious lies to the public, I don't feel particularly sorry for her for this sort of ridicule. Not to mention being a public figure opens you to satire and ridicule, just look at all the groovy Hillary photoshops out there.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » January 19, 2005, 4:13 pm

Arborealus wrote:

Condoleeza Rice responding to Senator Kerry's question on how she'll improve relations with France and Germany.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 19, 2005, 4:48 pm

Thess wrote:Her accomplishments in life are amazing. How silly to make fun of an accomplished person for making a few funny faces/hand gestures while she is in a 9 hour + testimoney.

I think silly was my point...

...

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 19, 2005, 5:44 pm

When's he going to stop dressing in drag?

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » January 19, 2005, 6:36 pm

To quote Nas :

"Tell her if she ever really cared about poor schools, about poor children/
then she has to prove that she ain't just another coon uncle tom fooled"

I don't care for her and I really don't think she is all some people are piping her up to be.. I won't derail the thread anymore than it already is though

nobody · Post by **nobody** » January 20, 2005, 12:19 am

http://www.confirmationvixens.com/

heh, anyone see the daily show today?

nobody · Post by **nobody** » February 21, 2005, 11:55 pm

/bump

i had a hard time coming up with a caption but something refering to "talking heads" came to mind heh.

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